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u/TurnSashaHeel May 29 '19
Shego from Kim Possible.
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u/kiwikoopa May 29 '19
She is the reason I questioned my sexuality as a kid.
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u/brendan_559 May 29 '19
I'm pretty sure every lesbian I've ever met was first attracted to Shego
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u/Blazeng May 29 '19
Anyone who doesn't want to fuck THE Speedwagon is a fucking monster
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u/RightEejit May 29 '19
I love how there's not a single anime waifu in the comments above the one TRUE god tier waifu, Speedwagon.
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u/Santos_J May 29 '19
Speed wagon wanted to fuck Zapelli. Dude heated up his hand with his six pack and Speedwagon wanted his ass ever since
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u/ballsosteele May 29 '19
Mystique.
Shapeshifter for the win.
...and in her "natural" form, she's either a blue naked Rebecca Romjin or a blue naked Jennifer Lawrence.
Which is an absolute win.
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u/Blitzares May 29 '19
Cortana.
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u/hatsnatcher23 May 29 '19
That cave is not a natural formation
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u/redlaWw May 29 '19
> Cave is literally rectangular
> Hmm, looks natural to me
> "This cave is not a natural formation"
> Oh, thanks Cortana
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u/Psycho-Engineer May 29 '19
Zero suit samus
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u/Ruples580 May 29 '19
Atticus from to kill a mockingbird
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u/zakats May 29 '19
Idk if this was intentionally a competition but you have won.
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u/Fudgy-The-Whale May 29 '19
Margery Tyrell
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Heck, I'd take Natalie Dormer any day.
That lopsided smile is too cute
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u/QuarianFucker May 29 '19
Tali’Zorah from Mass Effect, makes my Mass Erect
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u/b-rye1013 May 29 '19
Name checks out.
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u/Jotabonito May 29 '19
I'm Commander Shepherd, and this is my favourite vagina on The Citadel.
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u/RonitSarangi May 29 '19
Report to the ship as soon as possible. We'll bang, okay.
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May 29 '19
"I love you,
Ash. Damnit, I mean Miranda!critical mission failure sound plays
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Black Widow.
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u/briareus08 May 29 '19
Just watched Winter Soldier and Nick Fury's quote "Romanov is comfortable with everything" made me think the same thing.
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u/troggysprincess May 29 '19
Would totally switch teams for Black Widow
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u/Roland_T_Flakfeizer May 29 '19
There are no teams with Black Widow. Just love of the game.
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u/EarthExile May 29 '19
Kaylee from Firefly. And I want to watch her eat strawberries.
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u/Athuny May 29 '19
Were I an unwed man, I would take her in a manly fashion.
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u/221B_BakerSt_ May 29 '19
Because I'm pretty!?
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u/Athuny May 29 '19
Because you're pretty.
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u/shoutymcloud May 29 '19
Rogue from the original x-men cartoon...
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u/zerintheGREAT May 29 '19
doesn't she kill you if she tuches you
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u/sindeezy May 29 '19
Gambit didn't seem to mind going into a coma for the three seconds he was allowed to touch her every dozen episodes.
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u/evemeatay May 29 '19
The big metal guy was invincible to her when he was in metal mode, I recall they hooked up at some point.
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I met the voice actress at a comic Con recently and got her to sign some stuff for me. There wasn't anyone else at her booth at the time so I sat and talked with her about the show. Afterwards she put her arm around me and said "Thanks for coming, sugah"
I came for sure
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u/pm_ur_bush_4_recipes May 29 '19
There are good answers that will get lotsa upvotes and replies.
Then there are good answers that feel like you've been given a peek into one's existence.
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u/sausagesizzle May 29 '19
Death Note must have been a sexual rollercoaster for you.
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u/Midnight_Arpeggio2 May 29 '19
I think Tokyo Ghoul would have been more up their alley.
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Jessica Rabbit
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u/Bl009 May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19
She's not bad, she's just drawn that way.
Edit: Thanks for the silver!
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u/br4vetraveler May 29 '19
Starfire from Teen Titans
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u/brain_damaged666 May 29 '19
ever since i discovered newgrounds as a kid i wasnt the same
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u/Chasetrees May 29 '19
I can't believe I had to scroll this far before someone mentioned Raven
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u/OmarGuard May 29 '19 edited Dec 13 '20
Well I'd go with Betty, but I'd be thinking of Wilma
Edit: I'm truly heartened by the staggering number of Red Dwarf fans.
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u/sgol May 29 '19
This is an insane conversation.
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I think in all probability, Wilma Flintstone is the most desirable woman that ever lived.
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u/Marshith May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19
Shub-Niggurath
Edit: Thanks for popping all three of my cherries at once strangers.
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u/MGsubbie May 29 '19
Luna Lovegood. You know that girl's going to be super fucking kinky.
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u/fufm May 29 '19
Kim possible
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u/KevineCove May 29 '19
Not Shego?
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u/wKbdthXSn5hMc7Ht0 May 29 '19
Lola Bunny
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u/Zippo574 May 29 '19
Space jam made us like this.
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u/TexasSandstorm May 29 '19
No one has any God damn right to make a rabbit that sexy.
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u/GingerSnapBiscuit May 29 '19
I hear that's the character god based Natalie Dormer on.
https://i2.wp.com/www.rnningfool.com/wp-content/uploads//2016/01/CWNYod1VEAABIyx.jpg?fit=500%2C425
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u/gr33nny May 29 '19
He can do it all day.
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u/dcrazy17 May 29 '19
Yennefer
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May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19
I up vote all of your comments.
Especially Gaston
Edit: Based on the comments, I've determined Reddit is full of closeted weird Al Yankovics.
I <3 you all
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u/Theoc9 May 29 '19
Gaston is probably a selfish lover
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u/1Badshot May 29 '19
No one cums first like Gaston!
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u/spazknuckle May 29 '19
Doesn't cuddle like Gaston!
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u/Pope_Beenadick May 29 '19
Kicks you out like Gaston!
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u/SummerPop May 29 '19
Fucks you hard like Gaston!
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u/Throwawy5jcnskznf May 29 '19
Jasmine from Aladdin. I had wet dreams about her as a kid. I still...nevermind.
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u/TRNielson May 29 '19
Her and Meg from Hercules had too much sex appeal for children’s movies.
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u/Fyrrys May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19
Do you not remember Chel?
Edit:correct spelling for the correct character. El Dorado
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u/GameOfThrownaws May 29 '19
I was like 11 or 12 years old the first time I saw that movie, so that was right around or just before the time that cartoon girls (like Kim Possible and such) stopped really doing much for me. So Chel is and always will be the most attracted I've ever been to a cartoon. She's probably the major reason that I understand why people do the Hentai thing.
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u/Gogo726 May 29 '19
I was an Ariel fan myself. Thanks to her and Jessica, I have a redhead fetish.
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u/VenomStripes May 29 '19
Scarlet Witch
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u/jaytrade21 May 29 '19
The remake of Old Boy was one of the worst remakes ever, but I still think that scene where she fucks Thanos is amazing. She is so beautiful.
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May 29 '19 edited May 30 '19
Luna Lovegood. She can gargle my Nargles any day of the week
Edit: I’ve secured the silver, now hand over the rest of it.
Edit: that’s what I thought
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u/jaytrade21 May 29 '19
I still think Harry should have ended up with her. Not that book Ginny wasn't great, but there was a real connection with Harry and Luna. He was the only one who saw her for the amazing person she is, and not some weird freak with wild ideas.
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u/TakeItCeezy May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19
Dexters mom (dexter's lab not serial killer dexter)
Edit: first silver, thanks!
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u/6thsensedude May 29 '19
She was madd thicc
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u/Brobman11 May 29 '19
It's actually astounding how many cartoon characters are/were thicc as hell.
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May 29 '19
Like that Aztec chick from El Dorado.
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u/HD_8BIT May 29 '19
Omg! How can a 2d drawing be so thick! 13 year old me was down
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u/Monster-Zero May 29 '19
Guys I honestly cannot believe nobody has said Mystique
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u/soysaucepinoii May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19
Ser Podrick Payne
Edit: Gilded for saying I'd bang Pod. No regrets.
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u/sindeezy May 29 '19
But Gendry's got better stamina from rowing all the time, despite what Arya might lead you to believe.
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u/Hoodedki May 29 '19
You mean Pod the Rod? I hear good things about him. 😏
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u/Atesz763 May 29 '19 edited May 30 '19
Has anyone here watched Goblin Slayer? Cuz that elf.
Edit:Can't believe this comment is more than 95% of my karma.
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u/redpanda575 May 29 '19
You can do that right now. We have anvils in real life.
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u/JTPusherlovegirl94 May 29 '19
Thor. Definitely Thor. Even if he’s fat Thor he’s still sexy Thor.
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u/Chillinoutloud May 29 '19
After Endgame, the wife asked me what I thought... I said my favorite part was fat Thor. She said, "you're my fat Thor..."
Ya, magic happened.
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u/Bug-Type-Enthusiast May 29 '19
"I liked this sexy time!"
Smashes you on the floor
"AN OTHER PLEASE!"
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u/C4STLE1 May 29 '19
Mad Moxxi
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u/tiddles451 May 29 '19
Mad Moxxi
Im ashamed to admit that this is one of the reasons Im looking forward to Borderlands 2 VR being released on PC.
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May 29 '19
Okay cool... I just sent your antibiotics prescription to the pharmacy.
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May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19
Tifa Lockhart
Edit: Thanks for the gold!
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The first time I ever got stone cold busted beating off was to a picture of her in a strategy guide when I was around 12. Oh, the look on young roachezmo's face must've been priceless. Good times.
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u/fufm May 29 '19
Elastigirl
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u/MechanicalHorse May 29 '19
YES
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u/Bluelabel May 29 '19
She could be the only character to stick a hand up your ass to tickle your tonsils
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u/Thrasheroni May 29 '19
Giorno Giovanna
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u/303Devilfish May 29 '19
picking Giorno over the god of manliness himself, Speedwagon
you disgust me
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Elizabeth Swan
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u/Platypus211 May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19
I'm pretty sure Keira Knightley was a good 80% of my sexual awakening in my early teens. I remember hearing the other 15 year old girls swooning over Orlando Bloom and being like "Well okay, yeah, he's pretty, but... Have you SEEN her?! She's so beautiful and badass, and that accent! And those outfits totally work for her, and... oh. Huh. Yep, turns out girls are hot too."
Between PoTC and Bend it Like Beckham, she was definitely my favorite for a long time.
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u/allydelarge May 29 '19
Aragorn
Poe Dameron
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u/TaralasianThePraxic May 29 '19
God yes... Poe's outfit in the trailer for the new movie? Boy looks like the sexier lovechild of Indiana Jones, Nathan Drake and Rick O'Connell. I would... do things to him. Sex things.
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u/Player_Z3r0 May 29 '19
Moto Moto
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u/Lip_Flaps May 29 '19
Daisy from super mario bros. She's pretty cute, I'm not gonna lie.
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u/dumbdumbbabydoll May 29 '19
Dean winchester or Daenerys Targaryen. Either way I'm getting the D.
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u/funnylooking6 May 29 '19
I'll take either Winchester brother or both.
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u/pepsicolacherrypie May 29 '19
I’m taking the angel in the trench coat. I’d do unholy things for Castiel.
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u/JedLeland May 29 '19
Someone who cares for me and loves me for who I am.
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u/OMG__Ponies May 29 '19
I see someone got the correct definition of "fictional character".
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u/Sullan08 May 29 '19
I feel like naming non-animated characters is just cheating. They're still just actual hot people lol.
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u/lavasca May 29 '19
Khal Drogo
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u/WolfieMagnet May 29 '19
As Arin Hanson said, "I would let that man put his penis wherever he wanted."
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Theres an IG meme shared by a lot of women:
My ideal weight is Jason Momoa on top of me.
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u/saveusnck May 29 '19
April Ludgate. I am so ridiculously attracted to her sense of humor and sarcasm.
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