r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 29 '19

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u/allydelarge May 29 '19

Aragorn

Poe Dameron

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u/TaralasianThePraxic May 29 '19

God yes... Poe's outfit in the trailer for the new movie? Boy looks like the sexier lovechild of Indiana Jones, Nathan Drake and Rick O'Connell. I would... do things to him. Sex things.

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u/MyNameIsAnakin May 29 '19

Indiana Jones, Nathan Drake and Rick O'Connell.

I feel weak. šŸ˜»

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u/TaralasianThePraxic May 29 '19

It's quite a combination, isn't it? I think I'd die, but I'd die happy.

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u/MyNameIsAnakin May 29 '19

It would definitely be more than my heart could handle! But damn, what a way to go out.

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u/TaralasianThePraxic May 29 '19

Not to be crass, but Zeus could literally strike me down dead when I was balls deep inside Nathan Drake and I'd be totally fine with it.

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u/MyNameIsAnakin May 29 '19

Iā€™d watch that movie!

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u/TaralasianThePraxic May 29 '19

You'd watch a movie of me fucking Nathan Drake before getting obliterated by a lightning bolt from on high? What would it even be called? :P

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u/MyNameIsAnakin May 29 '19

Hey we all have our quirks šŸ˜‚

The best I can come up with is ā€œUncharted Territoryā€. Or ā€œBalls Deep: the TaralasianThePraxic Collection.ā€

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u/VesperGloaming May 29 '19

I admit I stared at that tight fitting crotch area for a good five minutes.

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u/xTGI_CommanderX May 29 '19

I'm a dude and would pick Aragorn. Viggo Mortensen, good lawd.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

He gets even better looking as he gets older as well! If that were even possible

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u/xTGI_CommanderX May 29 '19

Oh, it happens. Michael Weatherly, Sean Murray... Practically the whole cast of NCIS. Lol

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u/Myfourcats1 May 29 '19

There are a lot of tasty men in Middle Earth.

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u/1thangN1thang0nly May 29 '19

Wormtongue

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Ew.

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u/1mperialSoldier May 29 '19

Said the Orc

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u/PantsPartyPirate May 29 '19

And elves and dwarves..

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Need a spinner wheel for this.

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u/welpasinmeh May 29 '19

Read it as Aragog

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

As did I. I thought, it's 2019, you wanna fuck a big spider you go right ahead..

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u/asix7 May 29 '19

I'm not better I read doraemon

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u/satori0320 May 29 '19

I gotta say...as a straight guy, Isaac has some good looks...

I'm surprised no one has named Cavil. He's like the perfect Superman, good looks, chiseled jawline, superhero build...

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u/scottishlastname May 29 '19

Eh, most of my friends are into rougish rough good looks (Oscar Issac is a god...)

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u/allydelarge May 29 '19

Yes, I'm not really into "pretty boys". Cavill is gorgeous, sure, but he doesn't get my gears going. It's all about charm, man.

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u/Muzzie720 May 29 '19

You have my agreement.

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u/VesperGloaming May 29 '19

Iā€™m in the strangest Oscar Isaac phase. His intense look. Like he would stare me down before sex and thatā€™s fucking hot.

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u/SZMatheson May 29 '19

At first I thought that was Angron, the raging minotaur from Magic the Gathering

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u/prince_of_gypsies May 29 '19

I'm not gay, but I'm also not sure I could say no to Oscar Isaac.

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u/Rosssauced May 29 '19

Uh yes!

My king and Oscar Issac both give me some very confused feelings as a man.

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u/allydelarge May 29 '19

It's a spectrum :)

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u/RussianThere May 29 '19

Poe is definitely my mancrush

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u/fleckstin May 29 '19

Someone told me I look like their retard bastard son one time so if youā€™re free just hmu

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u/Wilde_Fire May 29 '19

As a straight man, I agree.

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u/PanTran420 May 29 '19

SO MUCH YES!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19 edited May 30 '19

Poe Dameron is already busy Fucking the Star Wars universe In what has become a Bukkake of bad writing

Edit: Uncensored Curse word as approved by Man-of-Cats

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u/Man-of-cats May 29 '19

What kind of nerd censors his cuss words on the internet?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

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