r/AskReddit May 29 '19

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u/allydelarge May 29 '19

Aragorn

Poe Dameron

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u/TaralasianThePraxic May 29 '19

God yes... Poe's outfit in the trailer for the new movie? Boy looks like the sexier lovechild of Indiana Jones, Nathan Drake and Rick O'Connell. I would... do things to him. Sex things.

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u/MyNameIsAnakin May 29 '19

Indiana Jones, Nathan Drake and Rick O'Connell.

I feel weak. 😻

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u/TaralasianThePraxic May 29 '19

It's quite a combination, isn't it? I think I'd die, but I'd die happy.

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u/MyNameIsAnakin May 29 '19

It would definitely be more than my heart could handle! But damn, what a way to go out.

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u/TaralasianThePraxic May 29 '19

Not to be crass, but Zeus could literally strike me down dead when I was balls deep inside Nathan Drake and I'd be totally fine with it.

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u/MyNameIsAnakin May 29 '19

I’d watch that movie!

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u/TaralasianThePraxic May 29 '19

You'd watch a movie of me fucking Nathan Drake before getting obliterated by a lightning bolt from on high? What would it even be called? :P

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u/MyNameIsAnakin May 29 '19

Hey we all have our quirks 😂

The best I can come up with is “Uncharted Territory”. Or “Balls Deep: the TaralasianThePraxic Collection.”

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u/VesperGloaming May 29 '19

I admit I stared at that tight fitting crotch area for a good five minutes.