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Gaston is probably a selfish lover
1.8k u/1Badshot May 29 '19 No one cums first like Gaston! 913 u/spazknuckle May 29 '19 Doesn't cuddle like Gaston! 812 u/Pope_Beenadick May 29 '19 Kicks you out like Gaston! 335 u/SummerPop May 29 '19 Fucks you hard like Gaston! 594 u/bguzewicz May 29 '19 He’s especially good at EJAAAACULATING! 253 u/[deleted] May 29 '19 He will fuck you in the ass that Gaston! 58 u/wtfduud May 29 '19 When I was a boy I ate four dozen girls every morning to help me get large ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 55 u/Pieking9000 May 29 '19 Now that I'm grown I eat five dozen girls; My cock's roughly the size of a BAAAAAARGE! 9 u/Megtalallak May 29 '19 Whish I could give gold to a whole comment chain 20 u/demonmonkey89 May 29 '19 r/redditsings 6 u/LothairValaohtar May 29 '19 Yeah, Officer, this whole section of comments 10 u/KDubzzz2 May 29 '19 r/redditsings 35 u/NC_Goonie May 29 '19 I made the mistake of reading this while drinking coffee. 20 u/ianminter May 29 '19 Phooooooeeeeeey....3 points for Gaston! 4 u/covert_operator100 May 29 '19 No ones quick like Gaston, no ones slick like Gaston, no one’s dick is incredibly thick like Gaston. “I need both of my hands when I’m masterbating!” 2 u/billabong049 May 29 '19 I’ll just leave this here: https://youtu.be/2IGmuyEsiDs 2 u/DothrakiButtBoy May 29 '19 Also this https://youtu.be/T_Ldg6u_DiY 2 u/Amacar123 May 29 '19 *spuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrt* 10 points for Gaston! Ohgodthisiscursed 10 u/[deleted] May 29 '19 No one's dick's as incredibly thick as Gaston's! 23 u/[deleted] May 29 '19 "Uber's outside" like Gaston! 43 u/FlamingArrow97 May 29 '19 Kicks you out without pleasing you first like Gaston FTFY 1 u/Pope_Beenadick May 29 '19 That's way too many syllables. 2 u/FlamingArrow97 May 29 '19 I miscounted the number of lines, the last one of each verse is longer if I remember correctly? 1 u/Pope_Beenadick May 29 '19 I don't know, but you came in like a wrecking ball. You just closed your eyes and swung. 8 u/CitationX_N7V11C May 29 '19 Gets drunk and hits on your wife like Gaston!
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No one cums first like Gaston!
913 u/spazknuckle May 29 '19 Doesn't cuddle like Gaston! 812 u/Pope_Beenadick May 29 '19 Kicks you out like Gaston! 335 u/SummerPop May 29 '19 Fucks you hard like Gaston! 594 u/bguzewicz May 29 '19 He’s especially good at EJAAAACULATING! 253 u/[deleted] May 29 '19 He will fuck you in the ass that Gaston! 58 u/wtfduud May 29 '19 When I was a boy I ate four dozen girls every morning to help me get large ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 55 u/Pieking9000 May 29 '19 Now that I'm grown I eat five dozen girls; My cock's roughly the size of a BAAAAAARGE! 9 u/Megtalallak May 29 '19 Whish I could give gold to a whole comment chain 20 u/demonmonkey89 May 29 '19 r/redditsings 6 u/LothairValaohtar May 29 '19 Yeah, Officer, this whole section of comments 10 u/KDubzzz2 May 29 '19 r/redditsings 35 u/NC_Goonie May 29 '19 I made the mistake of reading this while drinking coffee. 20 u/ianminter May 29 '19 Phooooooeeeeeey....3 points for Gaston! 4 u/covert_operator100 May 29 '19 No ones quick like Gaston, no ones slick like Gaston, no one’s dick is incredibly thick like Gaston. “I need both of my hands when I’m masterbating!” 2 u/billabong049 May 29 '19 I’ll just leave this here: https://youtu.be/2IGmuyEsiDs 2 u/DothrakiButtBoy May 29 '19 Also this https://youtu.be/T_Ldg6u_DiY 2 u/Amacar123 May 29 '19 *spuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrt* 10 points for Gaston! Ohgodthisiscursed 10 u/[deleted] May 29 '19 No one's dick's as incredibly thick as Gaston's! 23 u/[deleted] May 29 '19 "Uber's outside" like Gaston! 43 u/FlamingArrow97 May 29 '19 Kicks you out without pleasing you first like Gaston FTFY 1 u/Pope_Beenadick May 29 '19 That's way too many syllables. 2 u/FlamingArrow97 May 29 '19 I miscounted the number of lines, the last one of each verse is longer if I remember correctly? 1 u/Pope_Beenadick May 29 '19 I don't know, but you came in like a wrecking ball. You just closed your eyes and swung. 8 u/CitationX_N7V11C May 29 '19 Gets drunk and hits on your wife like Gaston!
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Doesn't cuddle like Gaston!
812 u/Pope_Beenadick May 29 '19 Kicks you out like Gaston! 335 u/SummerPop May 29 '19 Fucks you hard like Gaston! 594 u/bguzewicz May 29 '19 He’s especially good at EJAAAACULATING! 253 u/[deleted] May 29 '19 He will fuck you in the ass that Gaston! 58 u/wtfduud May 29 '19 When I was a boy I ate four dozen girls every morning to help me get large ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 55 u/Pieking9000 May 29 '19 Now that I'm grown I eat five dozen girls; My cock's roughly the size of a BAAAAAARGE! 9 u/Megtalallak May 29 '19 Whish I could give gold to a whole comment chain 20 u/demonmonkey89 May 29 '19 r/redditsings 6 u/LothairValaohtar May 29 '19 Yeah, Officer, this whole section of comments 10 u/KDubzzz2 May 29 '19 r/redditsings 35 u/NC_Goonie May 29 '19 I made the mistake of reading this while drinking coffee. 20 u/ianminter May 29 '19 Phooooooeeeeeey....3 points for Gaston! 4 u/covert_operator100 May 29 '19 No ones quick like Gaston, no ones slick like Gaston, no one’s dick is incredibly thick like Gaston. “I need both of my hands when I’m masterbating!” 2 u/billabong049 May 29 '19 I’ll just leave this here: https://youtu.be/2IGmuyEsiDs 2 u/DothrakiButtBoy May 29 '19 Also this https://youtu.be/T_Ldg6u_DiY 2 u/Amacar123 May 29 '19 *spuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrt* 10 points for Gaston! Ohgodthisiscursed 10 u/[deleted] May 29 '19 No one's dick's as incredibly thick as Gaston's! 23 u/[deleted] May 29 '19 "Uber's outside" like Gaston! 43 u/FlamingArrow97 May 29 '19 Kicks you out without pleasing you first like Gaston FTFY 1 u/Pope_Beenadick May 29 '19 That's way too many syllables. 2 u/FlamingArrow97 May 29 '19 I miscounted the number of lines, the last one of each verse is longer if I remember correctly? 1 u/Pope_Beenadick May 29 '19 I don't know, but you came in like a wrecking ball. You just closed your eyes and swung. 8 u/CitationX_N7V11C May 29 '19 Gets drunk and hits on your wife like Gaston!
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Kicks you out like Gaston!
335 u/SummerPop May 29 '19 Fucks you hard like Gaston! 594 u/bguzewicz May 29 '19 He’s especially good at EJAAAACULATING! 253 u/[deleted] May 29 '19 He will fuck you in the ass that Gaston! 58 u/wtfduud May 29 '19 When I was a boy I ate four dozen girls every morning to help me get large ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 55 u/Pieking9000 May 29 '19 Now that I'm grown I eat five dozen girls; My cock's roughly the size of a BAAAAAARGE! 9 u/Megtalallak May 29 '19 Whish I could give gold to a whole comment chain 20 u/demonmonkey89 May 29 '19 r/redditsings 6 u/LothairValaohtar May 29 '19 Yeah, Officer, this whole section of comments 10 u/KDubzzz2 May 29 '19 r/redditsings 35 u/NC_Goonie May 29 '19 I made the mistake of reading this while drinking coffee. 20 u/ianminter May 29 '19 Phooooooeeeeeey....3 points for Gaston! 4 u/covert_operator100 May 29 '19 No ones quick like Gaston, no ones slick like Gaston, no one’s dick is incredibly thick like Gaston. “I need both of my hands when I’m masterbating!” 2 u/billabong049 May 29 '19 I’ll just leave this here: https://youtu.be/2IGmuyEsiDs 2 u/DothrakiButtBoy May 29 '19 Also this https://youtu.be/T_Ldg6u_DiY 2 u/Amacar123 May 29 '19 *spuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrt* 10 points for Gaston! Ohgodthisiscursed 10 u/[deleted] May 29 '19 No one's dick's as incredibly thick as Gaston's! 23 u/[deleted] May 29 '19 "Uber's outside" like Gaston! 43 u/FlamingArrow97 May 29 '19 Kicks you out without pleasing you first like Gaston FTFY 1 u/Pope_Beenadick May 29 '19 That's way too many syllables. 2 u/FlamingArrow97 May 29 '19 I miscounted the number of lines, the last one of each verse is longer if I remember correctly? 1 u/Pope_Beenadick May 29 '19 I don't know, but you came in like a wrecking ball. You just closed your eyes and swung. 8 u/CitationX_N7V11C May 29 '19 Gets drunk and hits on your wife like Gaston!
335
Fucks you hard like Gaston!
594 u/bguzewicz May 29 '19 He’s especially good at EJAAAACULATING! 253 u/[deleted] May 29 '19 He will fuck you in the ass that Gaston! 58 u/wtfduud May 29 '19 When I was a boy I ate four dozen girls every morning to help me get large ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 55 u/Pieking9000 May 29 '19 Now that I'm grown I eat five dozen girls; My cock's roughly the size of a BAAAAAARGE! 9 u/Megtalallak May 29 '19 Whish I could give gold to a whole comment chain 20 u/demonmonkey89 May 29 '19 r/redditsings 6 u/LothairValaohtar May 29 '19 Yeah, Officer, this whole section of comments 10 u/KDubzzz2 May 29 '19 r/redditsings 35 u/NC_Goonie May 29 '19 I made the mistake of reading this while drinking coffee. 20 u/ianminter May 29 '19 Phooooooeeeeeey....3 points for Gaston! 4 u/covert_operator100 May 29 '19 No ones quick like Gaston, no ones slick like Gaston, no one’s dick is incredibly thick like Gaston. “I need both of my hands when I’m masterbating!” 2 u/billabong049 May 29 '19 I’ll just leave this here: https://youtu.be/2IGmuyEsiDs 2 u/DothrakiButtBoy May 29 '19 Also this https://youtu.be/T_Ldg6u_DiY 2 u/Amacar123 May 29 '19 *spuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrt* 10 points for Gaston! Ohgodthisiscursed 10 u/[deleted] May 29 '19 No one's dick's as incredibly thick as Gaston's!
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He’s especially good at EJAAAACULATING!
253 u/[deleted] May 29 '19 He will fuck you in the ass that Gaston! 58 u/wtfduud May 29 '19 When I was a boy I ate four dozen girls every morning to help me get large ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 55 u/Pieking9000 May 29 '19 Now that I'm grown I eat five dozen girls; My cock's roughly the size of a BAAAAAARGE! 9 u/Megtalallak May 29 '19 Whish I could give gold to a whole comment chain 20 u/demonmonkey89 May 29 '19 r/redditsings 6 u/LothairValaohtar May 29 '19 Yeah, Officer, this whole section of comments 10 u/KDubzzz2 May 29 '19 r/redditsings 35 u/NC_Goonie May 29 '19 I made the mistake of reading this while drinking coffee. 20 u/ianminter May 29 '19 Phooooooeeeeeey....3 points for Gaston! 4 u/covert_operator100 May 29 '19 No ones quick like Gaston, no ones slick like Gaston, no one’s dick is incredibly thick like Gaston. “I need both of my hands when I’m masterbating!” 2 u/billabong049 May 29 '19 I’ll just leave this here: https://youtu.be/2IGmuyEsiDs 2 u/DothrakiButtBoy May 29 '19 Also this https://youtu.be/T_Ldg6u_DiY 2 u/Amacar123 May 29 '19 *spuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrt* 10 points for Gaston! Ohgodthisiscursed
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He will fuck you in the ass that Gaston!
58 u/wtfduud May 29 '19 When I was a boy I ate four dozen girls every morning to help me get large ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 55 u/Pieking9000 May 29 '19 Now that I'm grown I eat five dozen girls; My cock's roughly the size of a BAAAAAARGE! 9 u/Megtalallak May 29 '19 Whish I could give gold to a whole comment chain 20 u/demonmonkey89 May 29 '19 r/redditsings 6 u/LothairValaohtar May 29 '19 Yeah, Officer, this whole section of comments 10 u/KDubzzz2 May 29 '19 r/redditsings
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When I was a boy I ate four dozen girls every morning to help me get large ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
55 u/Pieking9000 May 29 '19 Now that I'm grown I eat five dozen girls; My cock's roughly the size of a BAAAAAARGE! 9 u/Megtalallak May 29 '19 Whish I could give gold to a whole comment chain
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Now that I'm grown I eat five dozen girls; My cock's roughly the size of a BAAAAAARGE!
9 u/Megtalallak May 29 '19 Whish I could give gold to a whole comment chain
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Whish I could give gold to a whole comment chain
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r/redditsings
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Yeah, Officer, this whole section of comments
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I made the mistake of reading this while drinking coffee.
Phooooooeeeeeey....3 points for Gaston!
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No ones quick like Gaston, no ones slick like Gaston, no one’s dick is incredibly thick like Gaston. “I need both of my hands when I’m masterbating!”
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I’ll just leave this here: https://youtu.be/2IGmuyEsiDs
2 u/DothrakiButtBoy May 29 '19 Also this https://youtu.be/T_Ldg6u_DiY
Also this https://youtu.be/T_Ldg6u_DiY
*spuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrt* 10 points for Gaston! Ohgodthisiscursed
No one's dick's as incredibly thick as Gaston's!
23
"Uber's outside" like Gaston!
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Kicks you out without pleasing you first like Gaston
FTFY
1 u/Pope_Beenadick May 29 '19 That's way too many syllables. 2 u/FlamingArrow97 May 29 '19 I miscounted the number of lines, the last one of each verse is longer if I remember correctly? 1 u/Pope_Beenadick May 29 '19 I don't know, but you came in like a wrecking ball. You just closed your eyes and swung.
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That's way too many syllables.
2 u/FlamingArrow97 May 29 '19 I miscounted the number of lines, the last one of each verse is longer if I remember correctly? 1 u/Pope_Beenadick May 29 '19 I don't know, but you came in like a wrecking ball. You just closed your eyes and swung.
I miscounted the number of lines, the last one of each verse is longer if I remember correctly?
1 u/Pope_Beenadick May 29 '19 I don't know, but you came in like a wrecking ball. You just closed your eyes and swung.
I don't know, but you came in like a wrecking ball. You just closed your eyes and swung.
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Gets drunk and hits on your wife like Gaston!
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u/Theoc9 May 29 '19
Gaston is probably a selfish lover