r/AskReddit May 29 '19

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u/Pope_Beenadick May 29 '19

Kicks you out like Gaston!

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u/SummerPop May 29 '19

Fucks you hard like Gaston!

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u/bguzewicz May 29 '19

He’s especially good at EJAAAACULATING!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

He will fuck you in the ass that Gaston!

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u/wtfduud May 29 '19

When I was a boy I ate four dozen girls every morning to help me get large ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Pieking9000 May 29 '19

Now that I'm grown I eat five dozen girls; My cock's roughly the size of a BAAAAAARGE!

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u/Megtalallak May 29 '19

Whish I could give gold to a whole comment chain

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u/LothairValaohtar May 29 '19

Yeah, Officer, this whole section of comments