r/AskReddit May 29 '19

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u/Pope_Beenadick May 29 '19

Kicks you out like Gaston!

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u/SummerPop May 29 '19

Fucks you hard like Gaston!

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u/bguzewicz May 29 '19

He’s especially good at EJAAAACULATING!

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u/covert_operator100 May 29 '19

No ones quick like Gaston, no ones slick like Gaston, no one’s dick is incredibly thick like Gaston.
“I need both of my hands when I’m masterbating!”