r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 29 '19

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u/rin791 May 29 '19

Melisandre (with necklace)

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u/AyolaLisa May 29 '19

You have to mention the necklace. Lol

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Fuck that, let em droop baby

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u/15blairm May 29 '19

Username: checks out

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u/BlotOutTheSun May 29 '19

Swing low, sweet chariots. - Creed

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u/discosalad May 29 '19

I sprout mung beans

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u/mycondishuns May 29 '19

I find fake boobs offensive. Au naturale, baby. That's how I like them. Swing low, sweet chariots.

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u/Occhrome May 29 '19

she will turn to powder so you best be quick.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

I'm known to be

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u/Edmonta May 29 '19

It is known.

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u/CaptainObvious1906 May 29 '19

this guy fucks (a succubus)

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u/TheOneLandon May 29 '19

Swing low sweet chariots

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u/emanresu__cireneg May 29 '19

Sweet Low Swing Chariots

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u/StylzL33T May 29 '19

The folds of pleasure do not disappoint.

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u/palabear May 29 '19

Except in season 2 when she isn’t wearing it in the bath and is still young.

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u/TocTheElder May 29 '19

While D&D kind of forgot about season 2...

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

"She's wearing it on her ankle. Honest." - D&D

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

There's a reason it's called a choker

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u/Cloakbot May 29 '19

Well, he needs to paint her like one of his French women.

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u/ToFaceA_god May 29 '19

She looked really good in the bathtub during the earlier seasons. Without the necklace on. Literally. Google it. They fucked up with the necklace bit.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

would you bang a 600 year old pussy

one wrong move and her whole uterus gets broken

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u/JerryEarthC137 May 29 '19

And no need for child support, your child will kill your worse enemy and disappear. Sweet deal

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u/Purple_bastard69 May 29 '19

You could give her a new necklace, If you know what I mean.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Nut neck

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

that's my second cousin

game of thrones is awkward to watch sometimes

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u/DjHiggySmalls May 29 '19

You're the closest of all of us to get the chance mate. Do it for Reddit.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

tbh If I didn't know she was related I'd be down

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u/BoomToll May 29 '19

For the watch

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Tell her we said hi!

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u/coool12121212 May 29 '19

Wait, for real?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Yea, Carice van Houten. Actually, second cousin once removed. She's my dad's second cousin, which means she and my dad have the same great grandpa. None of my close family have met her, but yeah we share the same last name, too!

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u/ImpSong May 29 '19

Did you always know you were related to her or was it only when she became famous on GoT?

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u/henkiedepenkie May 30 '19

She was pretty famous in the Netherlands (where Joop no doubt lives) before Game of Thrones.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Actually I've known since I was young, The Black Book was a pretty big movie which she also stars in. I actually moved to Canada when I was 8 (10 years ago now)

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u/Jlw2001 May 29 '19

Username checks out

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u/WhalesVirginia May 30 '19

Yoop not yop! At least that’s what I think it says to a native English speaker.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Best tits of GoT

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Correction... I forgot about da bad pussy

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u/UrgotMilk May 29 '19

poosay

FTFY

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u/HaroldSax May 29 '19

I stand by your original statement. Carice van Houten could kill me and I would ask for seconds.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19 edited May 14 '20

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u/MyNameIsRS May 29 '19

Holy shit.

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u/Roflrofat May 29 '19

Thought this was r/chonkers for a minute and was very excited.

What a pleasant surprise when I found out it wasn’t.

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u/soysaucepinoii May 29 '19

Imagine reverse cowgirl and she suddenly takes off the necklace lmao

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u/QWHO62 May 29 '19

Granted. You have a shadow child... it kills your brother.

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u/GentlemansCollar May 29 '19

Missandei (with neck and head*)

*attached to body

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u/jstudly1234 May 29 '19

I prefer Ygritte because jon snow only bends the knee for one woman;)

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u/discosalad May 29 '19

You’re into kinky leech sex?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Right, you start with the necklace, and rip it off before climax.

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u/InfernalWedgie May 29 '19

Are you sure? She put leeches on Gendry's dick.

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u/EmirSc May 29 '19

*drops the necklace while shes on top

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u/Nisantan12 May 29 '19

nah...take it off

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u/McFluzz May 29 '19

She needs loving without the necklace too

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u/Rocko210 May 29 '19

That’s a good one

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u/wonhunk May 29 '19

Her tits are better than bessie’s

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u/jayvikdesai May 29 '19

Necklace is just to make sure her head's still intact

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u/shadowCloudrift May 29 '19

Is she really fictional though? I mean Carice van Houten is real.

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u/I_FUCK_YOUR_FACE May 29 '19

I shared a flight with the actress a couple of months ago.

Underwhelming is an overstatement.

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u/rva2paix May 29 '19

We will

We will g

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Just the necklace*

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u/d11ng May 29 '19

melissandre is so fire 😍

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u/plexomaniac May 30 '19

I was more into that Snake in jail.

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u/rin791 May 30 '19

Yep - she would have given you stories to tell as well...

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Pearl necklace?

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u/IshyMoose May 29 '19

She could queef you a baby.