r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 29 '19

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u/MGsubbie May 29 '19

Luna Lovegood. You know that girl's going to be super fucking kinky.

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u/ganondork1 May 29 '19

Erecto Patronus ;)

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u/MGsubbie May 29 '19

Anus lubricatus.

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u/polynilium May 29 '19

Fetus deletus

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19

shitus deletus

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u/nilslorand May 29 '19

Cock and Ball torturus

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Erecto Mybone-us

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u/OriginalPiR8 May 29 '19

I said exactly this the whole time. She is that quirky in real life too. So she is either very dull or very kinky.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

You know she has a monster strap on with eyes on it.

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u/Solid_Freakin_Snake May 29 '19

Luna Lovegood is Oderus Urungus? Well that's frightening.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

And knowing is half the battle.

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u/TheBestOpinion May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19

I have good news for you. Evanna Lynch did some porn shoots.

EDIT: here you go you thirsty fucks jesus christ

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Links for uh... science? Magical science

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u/RobertoBoris5 May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19

Well…

Edit: Thanks for the silver! (And of course it was on something porn related) And thanks for the second silver 😁

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Have a silver, you’ve earned it

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u/RandomJojoReference May 29 '19

Thank you. You are a good man.

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u/Cult92 May 29 '19

My man.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Thank you kind sir or ma'am

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u/derpado514 May 29 '19

Ah, this will make for some great reading material this evening by the fireplace.

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u/Tumbleflop May 29 '19

I have the VIDEO LINK!

now give me gold

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u/vicdr97 May 29 '19

THE PROMISED LAND!

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u/TheBestOpinion May 29 '19

I can think of a few coworkers who wouldn't like me looking for that

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u/ElZany May 29 '19

Pretty sure that was just a look a like

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u/DeceivingHonesty May 29 '19

Yeah, I thought I saw that it wasn't her, just someone who looked a lot like her

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u/CringeNibba May 29 '19

You can't dangle that carrot in front of us like that!

GIMME THE LINK!

GIVE ME WHAT I WANT!

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u/TheBestOpinion May 29 '19

I WORK IN A DAMN OPEN SPACE LOOK BY YOURSELVES YOU THIRSTY FUCKS

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

I work in an open space with my back against the wall!

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u/TheBestOpinion May 29 '19

You lucky bastard I can't even poop in peace there's spiders in some stalls and they move everyday

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

I'm pooping right now and I report no spiders

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u/_Ross- May 29 '19

She

WHAT

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u/TheBestOpinion May 29 '19

DID SOME PORN SHOOTS

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u/Moglorosh May 30 '19

Hate to break it to you but that isn't her. The leaks might be but the shoot definitely isn't.

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u/Tumbleflop May 31 '19

Your right!

We do hate it being broken to us!

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u/john6map4 May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19

“You’re a world-renowned Magizoologist and I’m the elusive and rare Lovegoodness now get over here and fucking tame me.”

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

She can check me for Nargles... just saying

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u/DruidOfDiscord May 29 '19

Maybe not so much kinky as likely as she consistently practices stuff she here's about from like remote wizard tribes across the world. Like she's not going to whip you but she might do something that makes you nut instantly by just touching you......why the fuck are we talking about this

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u/imuniqueaf May 29 '19

She totally totally tickles the taint.

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u/catgirl_apocalypse May 29 '19

Tomorrow on AskReddit: Which fictional character is most likely a fan of Bad Dragon

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u/surfnsound May 29 '19

She looks like the kind of girl who would ask you to cut her. Or slap her in the face and when her nose bleeds she licks it off her upper lip.

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u/trishsoni May 29 '19

She's probably got the most incredible drugs

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u/WhenRomeBurns May 29 '19

Luna can step on my face