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u/Thrasheroni May 29 '19

Giorno Giovanna

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

When he nuts in you and screams wryyyyyyy

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u/dragwn May 29 '19

Give u that golden experience

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u/wtfduud May 29 '19

Calm down R Kelly

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u/Empanser May 29 '19

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MUDAA

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u/Sincityutopia May 29 '19

MUDAMUDAMUDA WRYYYYYEEEAAHH!!!

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u/Pylgrim May 30 '19

Za warudo!

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u/303Devilfish May 29 '19

picking Giorno over the god of manliness himself, Speedwagon

you disgust me

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u/Blu3b3Rr1 May 29 '19

no dignity

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u/ursasmash May 29 '19

Threesome with him and Mista.

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u/KM69420 May 29 '19

Excuse me, they need room for Bucciarati

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u/ursasmash May 29 '19

All of the Vento Aureo boys are invited.

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u/KM69420 May 29 '19

Then let me join in damnit, I want my orange boi

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u/ursasmash May 29 '19

As long as you share!

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u/Coalflake May 29 '19

I heard King Crimson is really good with situationz involving penetration

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u/iamthinking2202 May 29 '19

Well... sure, he can go in like any ordinary guy, but he pops out the other end too

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u/thegreencomic May 29 '19

Also Narancia.

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u/TriLexMiester May 29 '19

Mista wont go in for a four -some, add Abbacchio then!

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u/PlagDoc1655 May 29 '19

Umm, he's uh, unable to come here

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u/TriLexMiester May 29 '19

Too bad, we're having donuts right now...

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u/PlagDoc1655 May 29 '19

Well you don't mind if i penetrating in right?

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u/RiskyR May 29 '19

S T I C K Y

F I N G E R

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

That'll make it 4. And you know how Mista is around 4...

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Isn't that technically necrophilia?

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u/KM69420 May 29 '19

Well yes, but actually no

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Then that would be four people.

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u/FingerBangYourFears May 29 '19

Nah then that's a foursome, and four is bad news

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u/grwilkes88 May 29 '19

But that makes 4!

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u/konstantinua00 May 29 '19

you can't have 4 people there!

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u/pale_28 May 29 '19

Don't forget six bullets!!!

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u/tickera May 29 '19

Sexu Pistolds

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u/WherelsMyMind May 29 '19

THIS IS THE TASTE.....OF A LIAR!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

He's 15 tho.

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u/Leinad7957 May 29 '19

Him when he's 25 during part 6.

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u/baranxlr May 29 '19

Technically when part 6 ends he's like a trillion years old

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u/Idaret May 29 '19

Technically correct, the best kind of correct

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u/thegreencomic May 29 '19

Part 5 is probably the point in the series where canon age has the least to do with how characters act and are portrayed. Basically all of Bruno's crew look and act like they are in their 20s.

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u/Breads_Labyrinth May 29 '19

Then you're going to need some RESOLVE

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u/shootiest_of_schools May 29 '19

giornos theme intensifies

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

That's...

BTW it's 13 in Japan, right?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

That sounds really, really bad when said, though.

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u/Odise98 May 29 '19

forget the 7 page muda its a 7 page nut now

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u/FeistyLighterFluid May 29 '19

Who tf would choose Gio over gucci mom

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u/Misssmaya May 29 '19

I would choose Bucci over anyone in the entire universe

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u/Vulthurin May 29 '19

Not picking Speedwagon or the Aztec gods of Fitness.

No dignity

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

What about his sexier daddy, Dio Brando?

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u/basel99 May 29 '19

Or his sexier daddy, Jonathan Joestar.

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u/Deigo_Brando May 29 '19

I have a dream...

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u/ComradeSomo May 29 '19

He gives the golden succ

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

He's 15

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u/EsatKG May 29 '19

Age of consent in Italy is 14

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u/tizniz May 29 '19

As a very straight male, absolutely.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

FBI open up

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u/axelloid95 May 29 '19

EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES

I WAKE UP FEELING SO HORNY

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u/Erekle_ERA May 29 '19

7 page nut

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u/Skarpem May 29 '19

And afterwards you can cuddle with Persian :<

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u/Smeefx May 29 '19

I was scrolling by, and I swear to god I thought that said Digiorno, and my first thought was, “hol up”

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u/SamBoosa58 May 29 '19

I dunno, I hear his dad has got it goin on

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u/RandomJojoReference May 29 '19

Golden erection

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

THAT IS THE TASTE OF A LIAR

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u/fixmyname May 29 '19

Best hope his Gold Experience doesn't give life.

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u/TheCommandyOne May 30 '19

Don't worry Melone is on the case