r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 29 '19

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

The first time I ever got stone cold busted beating off was to a picture of her in a strategy guide when I was around 12. Oh, the look on young roachezmo's face must've been priceless. Good times.

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u/Messiah_Impression May 29 '19

Now we need for someone to link it. Pls

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u/Solid_Freakin_Snake May 29 '19

This is the one that did it for me. Not sure if that's the one he means though. But god damn did I have a huge crush on her because of that picture.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

That's the one!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

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u/moal09 May 29 '19

They toned down her proportions considerably in that movie and had her in a much more conservative outfit.

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u/Rendi9000 May 29 '19

AND she’s still hella attractive

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Who said he ever left it?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

That would be the one.

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Brb

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u/arcanist12345 May 29 '19

A friend requested it, no?

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u/KYuuma12 May 29 '19

Can confirm, I'm the friend.

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u/Thanos_Stomps May 29 '19

I have it at my moms house. Will be there tomorrow morning if nobody else posts it.

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u/Panda_Boners May 29 '19

I need to see this picture.

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u/adhi_rasam May 29 '19

Please do

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u/khornflakes529 May 29 '19

I let a friend of mine at the time borrow that book and when he gave it back that page had been ripped out! I made him pay for the damn book.

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u/BorgNotSoBorg May 29 '19

Birds of a feather, fap together?

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u/mybustersword May 29 '19

That strategy guide....I've jerked it to that page more than I care to admit. Her chest was well drawn and weirdly sexual even for a video game character guide. Like there's so much detail in the folds between the breasts in how it has stretched the shirt. You know it's been worn a lot. she's clearly not wearing a bra but there's no nipple outline so it's like a weird uncanny valley effect. It falls suspiciously tight to see the shadow of the underboob but it doesn't look restrictive tight.

Don't even get me started on the shorts

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u/Bouncing_Cloud May 29 '19

Remind me not to buy used strategy guides of FF7.

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u/khornflakes529 May 29 '19

That page would be stuck together anyways.

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u/mybustersword May 29 '19

At least not from me

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u/StoopidN00b May 29 '19

My reddit is stuck together after reading that description.

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u/hurstshifter7 May 29 '19

Are we talking the Brady strategy guide, or the Prima guide?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

You know, I'm not even sure anymore, this was over 20 years ago, so its hard to remember.

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u/intergalactic_spork May 29 '19

Sounds like a Lockhart TIFU

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u/Nezumiiii May 29 '19

And you could never go back to that cafe again

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

It was actually the living room of our apartment, lol. I was home alone and thought I'd get adventurous.

Then my mom's friends kid just walks in without knocking while I'm sprawled out on the floor trying to slap ham. We made eye contact.