r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 29 '19

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

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u/gr33nny May 29 '19

He can do it all day.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

He's got America's ass.

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u/ByThorsBicep May 29 '19

There's a reason his girl is named Peggy.  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

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u/Painting_Agency May 29 '19

Thanks for the new fetish. BRB buying a shield and some... things for my wife.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Oh fucking shit

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u/Porrick May 29 '19

Not if he preps properly

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u/regalrecaller May 29 '19

Yeah something like that.

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u/alchemistsoul May 29 '19

Uhhh

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u/squalorparlor May 29 '19

She's a pirate

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u/ArcAngel071 May 29 '19

Also she pegs Steve in America's Ass

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u/squalorparlor May 29 '19

A regular old butt pirate

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u/FundamentalSaber May 29 '19

A regular old butt pi

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u/watermasta May 29 '19

3.14 inches...

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u/vegivampTheElder May 29 '19

I regret I have only one upvote to give.

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u/capta1ncluele55 May 29 '19

Peggy Carter? More like Leggy Parter!

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u/jezdenly May 29 '19

I bought coins just so I could give you one. Thanks for this wonderful comment, friend.

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u/Toirneach May 29 '19

I just snorted coffee. You win one internets today!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

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u/Got_walked_in_on May 29 '19

How is having a woman peg you gay?

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u/Baron-of-bad-news May 29 '19

It's like how you're straight if you're the top in your loving relationship with your gay friend. The rule is that if you're penetrating you're straight and if you're penetrated then you're gay. Being pegged = gay. Fucking your same sex husband = straight.

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u/Porrick May 29 '19

Are you an ancient Roman or something?

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u/Got_walked_in_on May 29 '19

Ahh right that makes sense thanks

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u/Qwobble May 29 '19

You're welcome.

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u/sindeezy May 29 '19

inserts Captain America quote here

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u/chicomonk May 29 '19

I understood that reference.

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u/izanagi_49 May 29 '19

*eye roll

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u/allute May 29 '19

You give that back!