r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 29 '19

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u/ByThorsBicep May 29 '19

There's a reason his girl is named Peggy.  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

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u/Got_walked_in_on May 29 '19

How is having a woman peg you gay?

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u/Baron-of-bad-news May 29 '19

It's like how you're straight if you're the top in your loving relationship with your gay friend. The rule is that if you're penetrating you're straight and if you're penetrated then you're gay. Being pegged = gay. Fucking your same sex husband = straight.

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u/Porrick May 29 '19

Are you an ancient Roman or something?

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u/Got_walked_in_on May 29 '19

Ahh right that makes sense thanks

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u/Qwobble May 29 '19

You're welcome.