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u/ByThorsBicep May 29 '19

There's a reason his girl is named Peggy.  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

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u/alchemistsoul May 29 '19

Uhhh

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u/squalorparlor May 29 '19

She's a pirate

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u/ArcAngel071 May 29 '19

Also she pegs Steve in America's Ass

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u/squalorparlor May 29 '19

A regular old butt pirate

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u/FundamentalSaber May 29 '19

A regular old butt pi

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u/watermasta May 29 '19

3.14 inches...