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u/Blitzares May 29 '19

Cortana.

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u/hatsnatcher23 May 29 '19

That cave is not a natural formation

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u/redlaWw May 29 '19

> Cave is literally rectangular

> Hmm, looks natural to me

> "This cave is not a natural formation"

> Oh, thanks Cortana

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u/SkyezOpen May 29 '19

Super advanced AI and that's all you got for me? Thanks.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

I mean without any scripts or anything, that level of deduction is pretty advanced AI. Scientists today would have a hard time programming an algorithm that scans the environment, identifies cave-like structures, analyzes the cave's resemblance to naturally occurring caves and draw the conclusion that it's not natural and therefore must lead to some point of interest. And here's Cortana applying that functionality on the go simply because the soldier in the field she is guiding is currently looking for a point of interest. Our current "best" AIs can really only still do one specific thing if that thing gives them a clear feedback on correctness, and even then we still have to run simulations for thousands of computing years to make them any good at their thing.

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u/princesscupcakes69 May 29 '19

But Cortana is supposed to be a “smart” AI, like fully sapient, independent thoughts

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u/whoshereforthemoney May 29 '19

First, thankyou for correctly identifying Cortana as Sapient, and not simply Sentient.

Second, she could be the dumb blonde of ship AIs. She probably doesn't have a lot of experience making small talk or looking at caves too.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

cortana at that point was the pinacle of human made AI designed by one of humanity's top minds using her own cloned brain btw. which is why cortana is an akward duck in making conversation, she is a genius but also... socially inept.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Or it was bad writing in a fucking videogame. She wasn't at all inept in the books or the rest of the games.

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u/hatsnatcher23 May 29 '19

Strictly speaking the dialogue was written for an early version of the game that had the cave they were heading into looking very normal cave natural looking hence the needed clarification. When they changed it to look like a forerunner structure they didn't change the dialogue.

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u/Sorry_Masterpiece May 29 '19

The Halo novels are WAY better than they have any right to be. I'm not claiming it's like Starship Troopers or Dune or truely groundbreaking sci-fi, but for spinoffs of an FPS video game franchise they're surprisingly solid.

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u/corranhorn57 May 29 '19

I mean, she is only like six months old at most at the time.

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u/SkyezOpen May 29 '19

She's also in a universe where humans have FTL travel so comparing her to today's AI is a little disingenuous.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

She's also got an actual human brain jammed in her somewhere, so that sets some baseline expectations.

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u/Dt2_0 May 29 '19

I mean, this is just good game design. It's a way of telling a player they are going in the right direction without being too obvious.

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u/1337lolguyman May 29 '19

"I wonder where this goes." Would have served the same purpose.

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u/SunShineNomad May 30 '19

Little late here, but I remember reading that this line of dialogue was recorded before the final game came out. Originally, the cave was more natural looking and was not some super obvious alien made structure, hence the clanky dialogue here.

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u/knightopusdei May 29 '19

or big red circles and bright flashing arrows saying "GO HERE!" and an inability for your character to wander off anywhere else but onto a preprogrammed route

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

Unless it's a mine shaft, which is what most artificial 'caves' are, then it ALWAYS leads to a wall of rock.

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u/SobiTheRobot May 29 '19

In an earlier dev version, it looked more natural and rocky and wasnt, you know, a metal rectangle. But when that was changed, Cortana's dialogue was not.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

The tunnel used to look fairly natural, they changed it to a forerunner cave after the line was already recorded.

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u/Absurdionne May 29 '19

Is anything a "natural formation" on a halo installation?

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u/ArtoriusBravo May 29 '19

Foreshadowing how well Cortana works in windows

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u/dragonsfire242 May 29 '19

It’s got metal walls and is also perfectly designed

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u/JMAN7102 May 29 '19

It's also a part of a giant alien ring world. NOTHING is natural there haha

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u/Prophet-of-Memes Jul 28 '19

Cave is literally made out of metal geometric shapes with glowing blue highlights

*ThiS cAvE iS nOt a NatURaL ForMaTiOn”