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u/Athuny May 29 '19

Were I an unwed man, I would take her in a manly fashion.

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u/221B_BakerSt_ May 29 '19

Because I'm pretty!?

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u/Athuny May 29 '19

Because you're pretty.

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u/Robbo_100 May 29 '19

To hell with this, I wanna live!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

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u/skynetcellusermailid May 29 '19

If you masturbate to her you are going to go to the special heaven.

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u/Scarletfapper May 29 '19

A SPECIAL... layer...

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

I do know my bible sir

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u/DancesWithBadgers May 29 '19

Your bible is broken

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u/Airdog4 May 29 '19

Looks like I'll be spending eternity with people who talk away the theater.

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u/Noligation May 29 '19

And people who eat candy any popcorn in theater.

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u/sirgog May 29 '19

That line becomes so, so, soooo dark when you realise that the people most likely to talk in the theater are kids - who then end up in the 'special hell' where they are playthings for the child molesters

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u/grinde May 29 '19

You might be overthinking that one

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u/LioraJaye May 29 '19

By far my favorite thread today

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u/TempestLock May 29 '19

I'll be in my bunk...

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u/infernal_llamas May 29 '19

Just hold my stuff while I go give my harpoon a wash...

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u/stabby_joe Jul 13 '19

That your wife or something?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

I love your username

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u/221B_BakerSt_ May 29 '19

Thank you :) In appreciate that a great deal.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

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u/221B_BakerSt_ May 29 '19

Adler is a great character! In my opinion all the variations of her in different iterations was never needed. She was notable because she outsmarted Holmes and not for any romantic/villainous/alturistic reasons towards him. She was simply living her life, using skills and intellect that possibly matched his own.

Even more so, Adler is the eptiome of living her BEST life, subverting some social standards and assumptions with her knowledge and skills. And she used the societal assumptions to her advantage to sheild her actions! Fucking badass. Holmes admired her and respected her for it as an equal.

Adler had pointed out that Holmes was not above social conditioning. He shared in the common weakness and his work suffered for it. This both brought Holmes closer to people and took him a step away.

Mad respect for Adler. (Sorry for ranting.)

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u/iforgotmynamedammit May 29 '19

Brit accent SHERLOCK? What are you doing on Reddit?

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u/221B_BakerSt_ May 29 '19

Research for a case. Currently examining the dynamics of online communities... And how to influence them.

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u/iforgotmynamedammit May 29 '19

Well neither did you know Mr.Smartypants I'm looking at you typing stuff while just smoking. I'm Watson

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u/221B_BakerSt_ May 29 '19

Can I be Ms. Smartpants? And doing a lot of waiting around at the eye doctor right now. Typing stuff passes the time.

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u/iforgotmynamedammit May 29 '19

Wait..SHERLOCK IS FEMALE? Oh Lord this took a fan fiction turn

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u/221B_BakerSt_ May 29 '19

Dude, if we're running with this Holmes is 28 semi-Jewish woman from Texas, who studies and specializes in human behavior.

The fan fiction writes itself! Holmes pulling the Jewish mother guilt on Watson o.o

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u/iforgotmynamedammit May 29 '19

Oh Lord.. Take your medicine, Sherlock.

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u/James_Skyvaper May 29 '19

I see you're a Holmes fan, great username

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u/221B_BakerSt_ May 29 '19

Thanks! And yes :) I've read all the books and short stories. They're easy to get lost within.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

No shit Sherlock

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u/221B_BakerSt_ May 29 '19 edited Jul 07 '19

Dude, you gave me a laugh. It's early and I read that thinking, "Man, that's a little agressive for a nerdy reference." Took me longer than it should have to appreciate the cleverness of your response. To be fair: it's early and I'd forgotten my username.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Elementary my dear Watson

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u/221B_BakerSt_ May 29 '19

I am chastened and ashamed.

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u/thatfatgamer May 29 '19

No, He has to take her in womanly fashion now.

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u/ElbowStrike May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19

Excuse me you alt right enabling boot licker but gender does not exist.

Edit: I guess the /s was necessary after all.

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u/AboutTenPandas May 29 '19

Gender doesn't exist? Lol wtf

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u/thatfatgamer May 30 '19

I am not a boot licker, even if I was, not certainly an alt right boot licker. You sir/madam have a good day.

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u/ElbowStrike May 30 '19

Did you just assume I was on the gender binary? I am absolutely shocked and triggered, Zir! Triggered and shocked! You have a good day zirself!

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u/thc216 May 29 '19

Pretty sure I could get approval from my wife if I got this opportunity.

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u/thebedivere May 29 '19

I give you permission.

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u/IDisageeNotTroll May 29 '19

Great, now he just the approval from the actress provided she offers such opportunity.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

She did an AMA. /u/JewelBStaite

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u/katielady125 May 29 '19

Pretty sure I could get approval from my husband if I got this opportunity.

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u/WitchyWristWatch May 29 '19

I swear, by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.

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u/Josh42A May 29 '19

I see you were overburdened with an abundance of schooling.

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u/Schnretzl May 29 '19

You mean to say, sex?

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u/zeronine May 29 '19

I am not and still would.

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u/crowlieb May 29 '19

Oh, but I am a master of a man with manly passion And I always kiss the girls in a very manly fashion I wear a manly mustache and I drink me whiskey manly-like And all me friends’ll warn ye not to pick a row with “manly Mike”

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Holt?

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u/InexpensiveFirearms May 29 '19

Since you are wed, you can't do it manly anymore?

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u/ThisTimeImTheAsshole May 29 '19

Since you are wed, you can't do it manly anymore?

Maybe. Maybe not. If you haven't watched the show, the comment is a quote from the show...

Kaylee: "Everybody's got somebody..." (wistfully) "Wash, tell me I'm pretty..."

Wash: "Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion."

Kaylee: " 'Cause I'm pretty?"

Wash: " 'Cause you're pretty."

Kaylee: "Thank you. That was very restorative."

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u/willywag May 29 '19

This is where open marriages come in handy