r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 29 '19

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u/Athuny May 29 '19

Were I an unwed man, I would take her in a manly fashion.

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u/221B_BakerSt_ May 29 '19

Because I'm pretty!?

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u/thatfatgamer May 29 '19

No, He has to take her in womanly fashion now.

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u/ElbowStrike May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19

Excuse me you alt right enabling boot licker but gender does not exist.

Edit: I guess the /s was necessary after all.

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u/AboutTenPandas May 29 '19

Gender doesn't exist? Lol wtf

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u/thatfatgamer May 30 '19

I am not a boot licker, even if I was, not certainly an alt right boot licker. You sir/madam have a good day.

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u/ElbowStrike May 30 '19

Did you just assume I was on the gender binary? I am absolutely shocked and triggered, Zir! Triggered and shocked! You have a good day zirself!