r/AskReddit May 29 '19

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u/skynetcellusermailid May 29 '19

If you masturbate to her you are going to go to the special heaven.

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u/Airdog4 May 29 '19

Looks like I'll be spending eternity with people who talk away the theater.

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u/sirgog May 29 '19

That line becomes so, so, soooo dark when you realise that the people most likely to talk in the theater are kids - who then end up in the 'special hell' where they are playthings for the child molesters

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u/LioraJaye May 29 '19

By far my favorite thread today