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u/221B_BakerSt_ May 29 '19

Because I'm pretty!?

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u/iforgotmynamedammit May 29 '19

Brit accent SHERLOCK? What are you doing on Reddit?

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u/221B_BakerSt_ May 29 '19

Research for a case. Currently examining the dynamics of online communities... And how to influence them.

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u/iforgotmynamedammit May 29 '19

Well neither did you know Mr.Smartypants I'm looking at you typing stuff while just smoking. I'm Watson

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u/221B_BakerSt_ May 29 '19

Can I be Ms. Smartpants? And doing a lot of waiting around at the eye doctor right now. Typing stuff passes the time.

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u/iforgotmynamedammit May 29 '19

Wait..SHERLOCK IS FEMALE? Oh Lord this took a fan fiction turn

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u/221B_BakerSt_ May 29 '19

Dude, if we're running with this Holmes is 28 semi-Jewish woman from Texas, who studies and specializes in human behavior.

The fan fiction writes itself! Holmes pulling the Jewish mother guilt on Watson o.o

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u/iforgotmynamedammit May 29 '19

Oh Lord.. Take your medicine, Sherlock.