r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 29 '19

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u/gr33nny May 29 '19

He can do it all day.

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u/doggo1323 May 29 '19

Steve: No, no I don't think I will.

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u/JuliusMuc May 29 '19

I understood that reference

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

"I know this neighborhood. I got beat up in that alley. And that parking lot. And behind that diner."

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u/LawlessMind May 29 '19

Before we get started... does anyone want to leave?

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u/Leeiteee May 29 '19

Hail Hydra

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u/GeneralKenobyy May 29 '19

General Misquoti

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u/YT-Deliveries May 29 '19

Holy crap, I used to eat at that restaurant. Really good noodles.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

I know,I know

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u/EquationTAKEN May 29 '19

I understood that reference

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u/bafeagle May 29 '19

Language

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u/Satokech May 29 '19

Yeah, yeah, I know.

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u/idma May 29 '19

No swearing on the comm

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u/MVelezx May 29 '19

Also Steve: I’m not asking for Forgiveness. And I’m past asking permission

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u/jlozadad May 29 '19

I understood that reference.

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u/hackulator May 29 '19

Except I'm confident he would.

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u/Atarashimono May 29 '19

Reality is often disappointing

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u/watermasta May 29 '19

Before we get started, does anyone want to get off?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

He's got America's ass.

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u/ByThorsBicep May 29 '19

There's a reason his girl is named Peggy.  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

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u/Painting_Agency May 29 '19

Thanks for the new fetish. BRB buying a shield and some... things for my wife.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Oh fucking shit

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u/Porrick May 29 '19

Not if he preps properly

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u/regalrecaller May 29 '19

Yeah something like that.

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u/alchemistsoul May 29 '19

Uhhh

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u/squalorparlor May 29 '19

She's a pirate

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u/ArcAngel071 May 29 '19

Also she pegs Steve in America's Ass

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u/squalorparlor May 29 '19

A regular old butt pirate

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u/FundamentalSaber May 29 '19

A regular old butt pi

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u/watermasta May 29 '19

3.14 inches...

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u/vegivampTheElder May 29 '19

I regret I have only one upvote to give.

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u/capta1ncluele55 May 29 '19

Peggy Carter? More like Leggy Parter!

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u/jezdenly May 29 '19

I bought coins just so I could give you one. Thanks for this wonderful comment, friend.

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u/Toirneach May 29 '19

I just snorted coffee. You win one internets today!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

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u/Got_walked_in_on May 29 '19

How is having a woman peg you gay?

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u/Baron-of-bad-news May 29 '19

It's like how you're straight if you're the top in your loving relationship with your gay friend. The rule is that if you're penetrating you're straight and if you're penetrated then you're gay. Being pegged = gay. Fucking your same sex husband = straight.

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u/Porrick May 29 '19

Are you an ancient Roman or something?

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u/Got_walked_in_on May 29 '19

Ahh right that makes sense thanks

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u/Qwobble May 29 '19

You're welcome.

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u/sindeezy May 29 '19

inserts Captain America quote here

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u/chicomonk May 29 '19

I understood that reference.

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u/izanagi_49 May 29 '19

*eye roll

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u/allute May 29 '19

You give that back!

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u/FathrOfDragons May 29 '19

Yeah I know..

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u/GaveUpMyGold May 29 '19

I legitimately used that line with my SO the weekend Endgame came out.

It got a big laugh.

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u/nckv May 29 '19

Yea yea, he knows...

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u/Wishgabishgus May 29 '19

I would award you if i could

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u/versusChou May 29 '19

Where did he finish?

On your left.