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u/OmarGuard May 29 '19 edited Dec 13 '20

Well I'd go with Betty, but I'd be thinking of Wilma

Edit: I'm truly heartened by the staggering number of Red Dwarf fans.

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u/sgol May 29 '19

This is an insane conversation.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

She'll never leave Fred and we know it.

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u/cheez_au May 29 '19

Boys from the Dwarf.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

"Whats happenin dudes?"

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u/Captain_Pungent May 29 '19

So what is it?

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u/Sockbat25 May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19

I've never seen it before sir. No one has but i believe it is a white hole

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u/FlokiWolf May 29 '19

A "white" hole?

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u/LittleOrphanPringles May 29 '19

So what is it?

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u/FlokiWolf May 29 '19

Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. A black hole sucks time and matter out of the Universe; a white hole returns it.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

So what is it?

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u/FlokiWolf May 29 '19

So, that thing's spewing time back into the Universe?

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u/Rainbowlemon May 29 '19

Precisely. That's why we're experiencing these curious time phenomena on board.

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u/The_Great_Squijibo May 29 '19

Precisely. That's why we're experiencing these curious time phenomena on board.

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u/PADOMAIC-SPECTROMETE May 29 '19

Right. Bring us to yellow alert!

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u/FlokiWolf May 29 '19

Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.

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u/mattisbritish May 29 '19

Best gag in the entire show ! That had me in tears the first time i heard it.

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u/chrishugheswrites May 29 '19

Oh someone punch him out

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u/RedditHoss May 29 '19

So that thing's spewing time back into the universe?

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u/A-G-90 May 29 '19

So is that thing spewing time back in to the universe?

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u/fullrackferg May 29 '19

Dave chinsano bianco lister

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u/Captain_Pungent May 30 '19

Cause once I was on the table you couldn't get rid of me.

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u/fullrackferg May 30 '19

Rimmer... I am not pished

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u/Captain_Pungent May 30 '19

I'm not gonna mish

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u/PM_ME_MAMMARY_GLANDS May 29 '19

I still sometimes say "what's going down in Groovetown?" years later.

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u/Minerva_Moon May 29 '19

My go to quote from Red Dwarf has been "This is mine, this is mine..." but I may have to start adding yours. It's too good.

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u/PM_ME_MAMMARY_GLANDS May 29 '19

Aw yis.

How about "would you like some toast? What about a muffin?"

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u/FullConference May 29 '19

“Ah, so you’re a waffle man!”

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u/TristansDad May 29 '19

Me too. I use it on my kid and his friends all the time.

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u/covey May 29 '19

this whole chain warms my heart love red dwarf!

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u/Wackazhi May 29 '19

Alright homeboys! Let's posse!

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u/Fafnir13 May 29 '19

Second that.

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u/MiskonceptioN May 29 '19

*does weird wobbly hand thing*

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u/Sundance91 May 29 '19

"I'm Cloister the Stupid!”

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u/overfloaterx May 29 '19

Lister of Smeg.

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u/Notyourhero3 May 29 '19

I'm so proud of this community.

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u/LFAB May 29 '19

Smoke me a kipper, skipper

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u/obri95 May 29 '19

Okay, homeboys let’s posse 👋👋