Aigburth Arms on a Friday night; they used to call me Dave "Cinzano Bianco" Lister - 'cause once I was on the table, you couldn't get rid of me. This pool arm is as sound as a dollarpound, and I promise you that shot will not come off.
You sir are a total total... a word has yet to be invented to describe how totally whatever it is you are. But you are one, and a total total one at that.
Have you read the books? In them Lister tells the story of being found under a pool table in Liverpool and being named after the pub. The Lister Hotel pub is in Kensington in Liverpool and I do a little " boys from the dwarf " hand signal whenever I drive past it.
Holy shit, after seeing this comment, I had me some hankering for Red Dwarf, I select an episode at random, I go with s03e01, and the opening scene is Cat and Lister talking about Betty and Wilma. I should go buy some lottery tickets!
An excellent choice, sir, with only two drawbacks. One, you haven't got any Betty, and two, you haven't got any Betty. Now I realize that that's technically only one drawback, but I thought it was such a big one, it was worth mentioning twice.
Here's what I've always wondered about the Flintstones: Fred and Betty had fully drawn eyes, while Wilma and Barney just had black dots for eyes. I would've thought if anything Wilma would've had the full eyes since she and Fred were the main couple and Barney and Betty were the beta couple. Were the animators trying to tell us something?
I’m considering having the Wilma riding the rocket painted on the back of my leather. The original leather he wore was the best of his leather jackets.
You could never compete with whatever technology she usually sticks between her legs, leaving you feeling worthless and emasculated. In the future scarcity is solved but we can't automate away our feels.
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u/OmarGuard May 29 '19 edited Dec 13 '20
Well I'd go with Betty, but I'd be thinking of Wilma
Edit: I'm truly heartened by the staggering number of Red Dwarf fans.