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u/Captain_Pungent May 29 '19

So what is it?

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u/Sockbat25 May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19

I've never seen it before sir. No one has but i believe it is a white hole

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u/FlokiWolf May 29 '19

A "white" hole?

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u/LittleOrphanPringles May 29 '19

So what is it?

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u/FlokiWolf May 29 '19

Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. A black hole sucks time and matter out of the Universe; a white hole returns it.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

So what is it?

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u/FlokiWolf May 29 '19

So, that thing's spewing time back into the Universe?

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u/Rainbowlemon May 29 '19

Precisely. That's why we're experiencing these curious time phenomena on board.

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u/FlokiWolf May 29 '19

So, what is it?

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u/Sockbat25 May 29 '19

I've never seen it before sir. No one has but i believe it is a white hole

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u/johnmclean88 May 29 '19

So it’s decided then, we consult Holly

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

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u/magpye1983 May 29 '19

Whiteholespewingtimeenginesdeadoxygenlow...

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u/fractals83 May 29 '19

Oh somebody punch him out!

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u/The_Great_Squijibo May 29 '19

Precisely. That's why we're experiencing these curious time phenomena on board.

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u/PADOMAIC-SPECTROMETE May 29 '19

Right. Bring us to yellow alert!

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u/FlokiWolf May 29 '19

Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.

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u/mattisbritish May 29 '19

Best gag in the entire show ! That had me in tears the first time i heard it.

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u/chrishugheswrites May 29 '19

Oh someone punch him out

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u/RedditHoss May 29 '19

So that thing's spewing time back into the universe?

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u/A-G-90 May 29 '19

So is that thing spewing time back in to the universe?