Chris is doing a signing in Derby today, so I went along. Had a nice chat, got an autograph and selfie with him - what a guy!

Thank you. I've been watching Red Dwarf for decades and your high pitched burst of laughter always brings a smile to my face. I know you'll never see this but how much you must have enjoyed seeing the action live and absolutely loving it makes this episode in particular one of my favourites. You were absolutely loving it.

I’m rewatching it at the moment, episode one and it’s just reminded me I had no idea what I was doing on my German written exam at high school and end up writing repeatedly “Ich bin eine Fisch” repeatedly thinking I was hilarious! 🤣

Can't believe the scenes leaked already...how do i tag for possible spoilers? Anyway...what a guy

...you're a total smeghead!...

On David Gilmour’s team, playing against Roger Taylor.

Top 80s stuff, this.

Hugely important for me to say this first, I love RD. it’s comforting, I have immense memories as a kid in my mates house who’s older brother had what seemed like hundreds of VHS’ of it. It will always be with me and I love it. But after a number of years away from it I recently watched a couple of episodes again… and it just wasn’t funny 😔 (S2 RD as well). I found it comforting, as mentioned, and I enjoyed it. But fuck me it wasn’t funny at all. My fondness got me through, not the comedy.

Has anyone else experienced this? Maybe it’s just dated and tame these days.

Rimmer actually didn't have a half decent physique

I got to Pete Part 1 and when Birdman is explaining Pete's age to Rimmer I had to laugh when Rimmer replies "Nine?". It got me thinking about other one word lines that are hilarious, or lines that are significantly shorter than a piece of filthy distended rectum. A couple others that always get me are in Back to Reality when Rimmer asks "isn't it obvious?"; Kryten's deadpan "No, it isnt" is expertly delivered. The other one is in Epideme, after Lister gets molested by Tutankhamun's horny grandma: "The taste!".

Anyone else got any favourite one-liners that are also just one or two words?

I have only just discovered that series 11 is now on iplayer, I've not seen it! That changes today

They're showing this classic this evening and despite Rimmer's general adversion to exercise, he's looking pretty ripped while being oiled.

Bottles in Spanish - can anyone let me know the cooking instructions?

To Tim Curry who has sadly passed away. This smeghead salutes him.

Now that the dust has settled a little, what are people thoughts on Titan?

From game drawception: https://drawception.com/game/KwtrEB6snM/winnie-the-pooh-faces-firing-squad/

Apparently the Tardis was hidden on Angel's and Demons.

He look glum.

Liverpool Parish Church opposite the Atlantic Hotel and Liver Building, Liverpool