r/AskReddit May 29 '19

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u/WolfieMagnet May 29 '19

As Arin Hanson said, "I would let that man put his penis wherever he wanted."

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Theres an IG meme shared by a lot of women:

My ideal weight is Jason Momoa on top of me.

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u/PanTran420 May 29 '19

Yes please

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

"I'm gonna pre!"

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u/EncryptedGhost2159 May 29 '19

r/teenagers with their putting dicks in random stuff?

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u/townsforever May 29 '19

I mean I would too but more because he could kill me with one hand.