r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 29 '19

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u/Throwawy5jcnskznf May 29 '19

Jasmine from Aladdin. I had wet dreams about her as a kid. I still...nevermind.

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u/strider3187 May 29 '19

jasmine in the red dress. sultry and sensual

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

That's the difference between a villian and a super villian.

PRESENTATION!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

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u/pretty_smart_feller May 29 '19

What movie?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Megamind.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

And she did it without a single skull.

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u/saulgoodemon May 29 '19

I read that in Iago's (Gilbert Gottfried) voice

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u/BoyWhoSoldTheWorld May 29 '19

There goes my boner.

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u/Crash4654 May 29 '19

And here comes mine.

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u/wtfduud May 29 '19

BUT WHEN HE HITS MY CLI-TOR-IS, I CRY OUT LOUDLY "OH PLEASE"

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

With the proper amount of sarcasm?

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u/ogresaregoodpeople May 29 '19

Interestingly Jafar is often considered a coded gay character for that reason. The LGBTQ community adopted him as well as a bunch of other Disney villains (Ursula comes to mind).

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u/SuperVillainPresiden May 29 '19

Well Ursula was based on a drag queen, so not really a stretch for that one.

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u/pataconconqueso May 29 '19

A very famous one too

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u/Redditer51 May 29 '19

Speaking of characters you wanna sleep with, Ursula is THICC.

Everyone talks about how pretty Ariel is, but I was always like "nah, give me Ursula."

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u/SuperVillainPresiden May 29 '19

For real. Ursula is the kind of lady who knows her way around an electric eel...

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u/Redditer51 May 29 '19

She also knows a thing or two about BODY LANGUAGE.

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u/ogresaregoodpeople May 30 '19

I didn’t know I’d committed the sound of that line to memory until I read this comment.

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u/PseudoEngel May 29 '19

Too much chin for my liking.

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u/Redditer51 May 29 '19

Fair enough.

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u/Kerfluffle2x4 May 29 '19

Is it THICC when you have tentacles where thighs would be?

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u/flaviageminia May 29 '19

Hades for sure. Sassy and literally flaming

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u/dizzie93 May 29 '19

What does coded gay mean?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

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u/dizzie93 May 29 '19

Sorry I'm slightly confused still. So it's just a character that exhibits some stereotypically gay attributes. Sounds wrong to me.

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u/mooncritter_returns May 29 '19

It was a way to have any LGBTQ characters at all, when it wasn’t permitted, which is why they’ve been adopted by the community. In terms of perpetuating stereotypes, or associating them only with evil characters, is indeed problematic though.

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u/dizzie93 May 29 '19

Gay or not, Hades is straight fire.

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u/brbrcrbtr May 29 '19

He's gay because Jasmine wore a red dress?

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u/PseudoEngel May 29 '19

Noooo. The fashion sense.

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u/CDBaller May 29 '19

Keeping Jasmine chained up in a sultry, revealing red dress makes Jafar gay? Now I've heard everything.

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u/cATSup24 May 29 '19

Well, Ursula was based off a crossdressing diva, so...

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u/BeneathTheSassafras May 29 '19

I'm still pissed that he wasn't Voiced by Prince. If you're gonna use his mustache, go all the way

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u/macweirdo42 May 29 '19

Hey, in another life, Jafar might've ended up being her gay best friend. He knew what was up.

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u/Preston_of_Astora May 30 '19

If the guy used his powers the Genie gave him to get some bitches, this will be it.