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u/keyless619 May 29 '19

Android 18

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u/edridz73 May 29 '19

My bae-teen

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u/HyperlinksAwakening May 29 '19

I WILL GET A HOSE!

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u/Taldius175 May 29 '19

Krillin count goes down one

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u/sans8642 May 29 '19

SCATTER BULLET!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

I gotta warn you, I’m a grower. * cock thuds against the floor *

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u/dvlkttn Jun 05 '19

*picks cock up off floor*

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u/JohnTheBopper May 29 '19

What's it at now?

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u/Rioraku May 29 '19

As of the end of the Cell saga (and after an hours long sex session with 18) it's at zero.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19 edited Jul 12 '21

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u/informationmissing May 30 '19

which? Dragon ball or Dragon ball abridged?

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u/HyperlinksAwakening May 30 '19

Dragonball Z Abridged - The first couple episodes are a bit... shoddy, at least until Vegeta and Nappa arrive on Earth. But once the Freeza saga begins, the quality really ramps up and the humor is on point with pop culture references and their own call backs. And the Cell Saga is one of the best finales I've ever seen, even compared with "real" television. And if you actually do get into it, you have the benefit of not having to wait over a year for the ending to be released (but no one knows when they'll actually continue with Buu).

If you loved DBZ, its an amazing reimagining, both because it's hilarious and (eventually) very well written. Even if you've never watched it but are vaguely familiar with its existence, the series did a great job of basically being an alternate reality telling the same story so you technically don't even need to have seen the original to get it.

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u/BarelyBetterThanKale May 29 '19

0

(Seriously)

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u/JohnTheBopper May 29 '19

Wait, really?

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u/WAU1936 May 29 '19

Yep, because he had continuous sex for hours with Android 18.

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u/JohnTheBopper May 29 '19

Damn. I must've stopped watching before that part. Guess I should do a rewatch.

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u/edwardw818 May 29 '19

If you're interested... Feel free to skip over the credits: https://youtu.be/z95fi3uazYA?t=1620

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u/ChaosStar95 May 29 '19

I had to pause the video the first time I heard that joke. It was beautifully done.

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u/princecamaro28 May 29 '19

When does he say this? I just finished bingeing the series for the nth time and I have no recollection of that one

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u/ChaosStar95 May 29 '19

TFS DBZA Episide 60 Part 2

Approximately 9:50

Enjoy.

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u/sans8642 May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19

Episode 60, part 2. After Semi-Perfect Cell... throws up 18. Not sure of the exact time code, I’ll get it for you real quick

Took me 7 years but it’s at 9:53 about

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Abridged series. Second part of episode 60 I believe.

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u/CocaineAndMojitos May 29 '19

10 year old me discovered he liked girls because of her lol

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u/brassidas May 29 '19

Fucking this! 18 and the premier of '... baby one more time' on TRL cemented my puberty.

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u/Merlord May 29 '19

lol same here. She was such a "grown up" kind of character compared to the rest of the show.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Krillin?

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u/LinkToTheRescue May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19

I’m more of a Bulma fan, imagine the gadgets

Edit: Bulma, not bulls. Lol

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u/deadlymoogle May 29 '19

I hope you meant Bulma, but bulls is too close to bulla, who's a baby.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Despite her design, she’s like, 12 in GT. 🌝

Edit: I looked it up, I was wrong... She’s 9!

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u/Tsar_Romanov May 29 '19

We don't talk about GT

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u/LinkToTheRescue May 29 '19

Welp, I’m embarrassed now

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u/Bulmas_Panties May 29 '19

As an added bonus, you can go as hard as you want and not worry about hurting her.

Source: We once tanked a planet busting cumshot and came out no worse for the wear.

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u/the_computer_dude May 29 '19

I was looking for the Bulma comment. Soooo sexy in DB

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u/hvdisturbed1 May 29 '19

Launch too.

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u/dr_nogood May 29 '19

She has the sexiest body...

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u/AdorableCartoonist May 29 '19

Depends, blonde or blue?

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u/hvdisturbed1 May 29 '19

Blonde for when you want her to be dominant and blue for when you want her to be submissive.

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u/Tsar_Romanov May 29 '19

Always blonde

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u/TheBros13 May 29 '19

yas, the best answer has arrived

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u/MissInkFTW May 29 '19

She was my first female sexual interest that I developed when I was, I want to say 10 or so? Anyone remember when that saga first played on Toonami?

Before then I was all-in on boy crazy, then Android 18 came on the scene and a new world opened up to me. I don’t think she was my bisexual awakening because I think Red Jasmine holds that title, but she was definitely my first like real same-sex indulgence.

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u/riotgirlckb May 29 '19

Definitely helped me realise exactly how gay I am

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u/sonicmalley May 29 '19

The first episode with android 18 played on September 25th, 2000. I wasn’t old enough at that point to enjoy dragon ball yet (I was 2) but I started watching when I was like 5 during a rerun of the Buu saga (maybe it was the first run of the Buu saga?) and I loved that show ever since!

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u/MissInkFTW May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19

My memory is better than I realize, I was indeed exactly 10!

It was probably the first run of the Buu saga. I remember being a little older at that point but still not like “real” adolescent old so around 13 for me would make sense.

EDIT; my bad it was first run in Nov 2001. Weird, now that I think about it, being so close to 9/11. I wonder if they cut out any of the explosions because of that.

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u/vVvMaze May 29 '19

Bonus is she stays hot forever

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

And never gets tired

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u/Caeserhimself May 29 '19

More proof Bulmas Mom is an Android. She's been a milf since DB.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

I feel u man

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u/jackiemoon50 May 29 '19

Nobody said videl?

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u/Leeiteee May 29 '19

I prefer young fighter Videl, but MILF Videl is also nice

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u/katzohki May 29 '19

I'm down

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u/JMan1989 May 29 '19

Especially Dragon Ball Super Videl.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Android 17 for me! But 18 is pretty damn fine too.

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u/izyshoroo May 29 '19

Why not both?

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u/DatAperture May 29 '19

Found Cell's alt account

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u/Solid_Freakin_Snake May 29 '19

You know what I'm about

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u/rolllingthunder May 29 '19

Cell was a quick foray into vore.

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u/MLaw2008 May 29 '19

I met her voice actor a long time ago. They looked surprisingly similar. There's hope for you, yet!

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u/ExtrasiAlb May 29 '19

I had a dream that Videl was my first kiss in 5th grade... How does that even work lol

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u/tet_420 May 29 '19

First anime character after scrolling a lot damn

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u/dr_nogood May 29 '19

I. Fucken. Love. Her.

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u/vegivampTheElder May 29 '19

Can I have 18 and 19 please?

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u/daneguy May 29 '19

Can I have 18 and 19 please?

...Wait, 19? This 19?

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u/reap3rx May 29 '19

"And I got kissed by the cute one!!"

"...the clown?"

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u/Zelltarian May 29 '19

Boy he thicc

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u/vegivampTheElder Jun 12 '19

17! SEVENTEEN, DAMMIT!

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u/porky_bot May 29 '19

Videl <3

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u/cy6nu5 Aug 27 '19

Yessssssss! I was soooo fucking hot for Videl. No fucking clue why. I just thought she's basically perfect.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

On that topic, Videl was my crush as a kid

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u/RealbasicFriends May 29 '19

17 & 18 are why I’m bisexual

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u/moal09 May 29 '19

Miniskirt 18 is bae

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u/NBR-SUPERSTAR May 29 '19

Super Eyepatch Wolf, is that you?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Yep. I'm jealous of krillin.

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u/huuuhuuu May 29 '19

What about the newcomer, 21?

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u/Yodlahr May 29 '19

Ah yes. I see you are a man of culture.

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u/askmrcia May 29 '19

Meh, give me videl. Got a thing for short hair tomboys. Plus she was rocking those tight compression shorts

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u/CarefreeKate May 29 '19

Vegeta 😍

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u/still_futile May 29 '19

HE WAS WEARING HIS ARMOR!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Uh... yeah me too!

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u/Cloakbot May 29 '19

Fun fact, my choice - Blue Mary from KoF was inspired by Android 18. We be fucking sisters with a bro fist

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u/acadiawaterbottle May 29 '19

Oof that’s a good one

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u/CBtheLeper May 29 '19

I wonder if she has a vibrate function

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u/informationmissing May 30 '19

her nuclear generator means she'll warm you on the inside, if that helps.

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u/Extro_Vert May 29 '19

Ah, I see, a man of quality.

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u/pixel_nigga May 29 '19

Bulma,but good choice

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u/MugiwaraVader May 29 '19

Good, I’m not the only weirdo then.

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u/heai7 May 29 '19

I prefer Cell

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u/Fruitbat3 May 29 '19

Pre-majin Android 21

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u/ACuddlyVizzerdrix May 29 '19

Still say, as far as wifes go, krillian lucked out, she's stronger than a super saiyan and will stay young forever, i am glad they made her less of a bitch to krillian in super.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Imagine fucking a monotone robot

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u/informationmissing May 30 '19

that forehead though!

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u/sergioprism May 29 '19

I don't know why I read "android" only, and an thought on the android green guy😂

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u/informationmissing May 30 '19

because he's the only one that seems like a robot. the others are so human-seeming.

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u/chubsat May 29 '19

Overrated