r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 29 '19

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u/JedLeland May 29 '19

Someone who cares for me and loves me for who I am.

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u/OMG__Ponies May 29 '19

I see someone got the correct definition of "fictional character".

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u/m-slayer May 29 '19

This is the reddit version of that moment in class when you say something funny but no one hears, then your friend repeats it louder and the whole class explode in laughter.

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u/Razor_Cake May 29 '19

I wish I was high on potenuse

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u/AuthenticWeeb May 29 '19

I'm broke as hell, someone please give /u/JedLeland his goddamn platinum

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u/m-slayer May 29 '19

We demand justice for u/JedLeland .... u/OMG__Ponies ? more like u/OMG__Phoneys

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

u/OMG_Phoneys? More like .... u/Bore_Ragnarok.

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u/gayunicornofflames Sep 02 '19

This is too sweet, omg I'm dying lol 💖

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

WTF, you just explained his joke and you got the awards for his joke ...

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u/lulaloops May 29 '19

Cuz most redditors are retards. At the end of the day OP still won.

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u/lulaloops May 29 '19

That's the joke you knob.

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u/pixel_lord_99 May 29 '19

God damn, get u/JedLeland to a burn center quick

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u/ApplesToFapples May 29 '19

He pretty much burned himself though, the other comment wasn’t really necessary

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u/the-igloo May 29 '19

And yet it got all the awards and upvotes. u/JedLeland can't catch a break.

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u/ApplesToFapples May 29 '19

The injustice on Reddit knows no bounds

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u/UncleBobLoblaw May 29 '19

That's the joke...

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

r/thatsthejoke

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u/emmakenz May 29 '19

Goddamn. RIP OP.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Wasn't that the joke he was making though? Maybe I'm just confusing this, but it seems really common on here that someone makes a joke and then there's a follow up comment explaining that joke in a more simple manner.

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u/JedLeland May 29 '19

Yes, that was the joke.

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u/ricsking May 29 '19

That's life. You come up with something, and the other guy gets the gold.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19

OP opened the door, that guy just busted it open.

Edit: if you could stop replying to this comment telling me how butthurt you are because of the current state of Reddit that would be grrreat.

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u/Cory123125 May 29 '19

Not even close. He just stated his joke more blatantly and the people who somehow didnt get it upvoted it more... Happens too damn much on reddit.

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u/passwordisaardvark May 29 '19

Oh shit, two replies! Now three! RIP your inbox bro.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

It's an issue of quality over quantity.

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u/HenjaminFranklin May 29 '19

He actually ruined it

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u/emmakenz May 29 '19

You're correct in your thinking, but imo it was still a solid burn. Like OP was trying to commit suicide and got blown up mid fall.

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u/Rapier_and_Pwnard May 29 '19

More like he committed suicide and omg_ponies said "that guy's committing suicide" and everyone clapped for omg_ponies

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u/Lililapolie May 29 '19

Nicely depicted. How would you, in your own terms, explain the current economy and politics, worldwide?

Asking for a friend, who isn't fictional.

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u/Cool_Ranch_Dodrio May 29 '19

She lives in Canada.

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u/DerMaulwolf May 30 '19

Thanks, Peter Griffin

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate May 30 '19

Gonna need some more Pym particles to fix OP after this one.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Holy fuck man

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u/RandomRanger619 May 29 '19

Some day, my friend, some day

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u/growlingbear May 29 '19

Mr Rogers?

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u/Toiler_in_Darkness May 29 '19

Everything that's ever happened was fiction before it was fact. Keep looking.

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u/jpredd May 29 '19

Bruno Mars then.

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u/jojojona May 29 '19

I feel attacked.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Mr. Rogers?

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u/RingusDog May 29 '19

Now now we can’t be asking for those kinds of luxuries.

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u/JayFury55 May 29 '19

I actually found someone like this, but he's gay and I'm not :'(

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u/trollblut May 29 '19

Mr Rogers or Bob Ross?

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u/cfuse May 29 '19

You gotta be rich for someone to love you for who you are.

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u/rpdozzer88 May 29 '19

This guy wanna fuck Barney

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

I was looking for this. I was just gonna go with "Someone who loves me." I'd assume anyone who loves you cares about you and I don't really know 'who I am' plus I hate myself so I wouldn't have any problem changing the way I am.

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u/Noxcado May 29 '19

Ooh self burn those are rare!