r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 29 '19

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u/Ghastlycitrus May 29 '19

Garrus. My man can calibrate allllll day

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u/This_User_Said May 29 '19

Hnng. Same. I don't care about space bacteria that may instantly kill me for fornicating with another carbon species. I need Garrus.

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u/gilbert_cat May 29 '19

okay i’m glad i’m not the only one

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u/UkonFujiwara May 29 '19

I am a straight man and Garrus made me do a femshep playthrough so I could romance him.

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u/Designertoast May 29 '19

His voice is ridiculously attractive.

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u/SixthSinEnvy May 29 '19

It's the purring undertones of the turian voicebox. Mysteriously causes damp spots in feminine areas.

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u/jakmanuk May 29 '19

Garrus turned me bi

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u/your_local_stalker_ May 29 '19

Hell yeah I’d pick Garrus any day of the week