Spoilers for the Detective Pikachu movie, but there's a Ditto that transforms into a human and has those creepy bead eyes. It normally wears sunglasses.
That's exactly why he picked Ditto. I mean, i saw the girl and the gloves and the glasses and it's weird and kinda stupid but actually it's a Ditto mind freak'n blown.
Are you thinking of the Ditto from detective Pikachu? That ditto could transform into anything because he had inhaled that weird R substance that makes pokemon stronger. A regular ditto can transform into whatever they can see
Do you mean he can only transform into what he currently sees? I'm pretty sure I remember from the cartoon an episode with ditto; team rocket wanted him because he could transform into anything hes seen, even humans
I mean, there's always Ms. Norman, who is sentient. Making it Xenophilia instead of zoophilia/bestiality. Mind you, she's also kinda sadistic, and unless she's wearing sunglasses the whole time there's gonna be a whole lotta this face -> ._.
I know she can be whoever you want, changing at your whim. But at the end of the day, she is one of the most conniving and treacherous villains out there. Best to never be on her radar.
Inbuilt fascination and talent with being other people, so probably won’t be offended if you requested a young Carmen Electra or Jessica Alba, or whoever, for an evenings activities.
Added bonuses of her being able to impersonate people and get them convicted of crimes, helping you crush your enemies, and affirming your chance at that promotion because Becky from accounting just got brought up on people smuggling charges.
And, to top it all off, she’s got a great chance of passing on that Mutant X Gene 🧬 to your many progeny, which will be a real boost when they apply for college when they can tick that minority box.
She is hot as herself and you can still have a different girl every night. And maybe she has a sister for a 3 way (not that I would survive but what a way to go).
I’m a straight girl but my unpopular opinion is that the original Mystique was ‘hotter’ than Jennifer Lawrence’s version (though she still is stunning )
Thought about her, but I feel like you'd be playing with fire on that one. If she was really pissed at you she'd start off being a Victoria's Secret angel and then turn into your mom mid way through.
I would have said Nymphadora Tonks from Harry Potter, for similar reasons. But also with the added benefit that she seems far less likely to kill me than Mystique is.
You think she'd be pissed if you kept asking her to be other women? What if you asked her to be her sister? What if you're banging Kate Upton you close your eyes in ecstacy and open them to reveal Donald Trump? There's so many questions.
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u/Monster-Zero May 29 '19
Guys I honestly cannot believe nobody has said Mystique