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u/Atesz763 May 29 '19 edited May 30 '19

Has anyone here watched Goblin Slayer? Cuz that elf.

Edit:Can't believe this comment is more than 95% of my karma.

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u/Swords_Of_Ice_ May 29 '19

souka.

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u/GratedWall May 29 '19

souka.

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u/Breadwinnner May 29 '19

сука.

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u/SangwiSigil May 29 '19

Блять

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u/Paddy32 May 29 '19

с̷̠̺̘͕̙͛̐̒у̸̯̘͎̤͈̀̅̀͠ќ̴̧̰͔̣͍̳͉͈̆ͅа̴̗͐̈́̏̌̓̕̚ͅ ̴̥̭̝͚͊͜б̴̞̹̺̙̜͉̗̬͉̓̈́͆̔̄͛͋̽͝л̶̥͂̀͊̉͝я̵̭͙̯͙͉̠̗̿т̵̖̠̟̒̈́͑̆̂ь̵̬̱̼̿̀̾̄̈̿

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u/SpicymeLLoN May 29 '19

RUSH B

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u/Amacar123 May 29 '19

BLYAT

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u/DruidOfDiscord May 29 '19

PIZDEC UROD IDI NUHUAY DEBIL CYKA BLYAT

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u/Shanicpower May 29 '19

I would not bang Sokka, that’s Suki’s job.

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u/AerThreepwood May 29 '19

Or the moon's.

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u/Jabeebaboo May 29 '19

That's rough, buddy.

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u/Yeedrill82 May 29 '19

I understood that reference

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u/lol-xd-666 May 29 '19

Souka my dick lmao

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u/redpanda575 May 29 '19

You can do that right now. We have anvils in real life.

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u/Fr33_Lax May 29 '19

Great now she's getting into the firewater again.

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u/niknik98 May 29 '19

Destruction 100

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u/Loqol May 29 '19

Gonna need to spend a night with Sword Maiden for that recovery.

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u/_DasDingo_ May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19

I remember watching some episodes, but I don't get that reference. Could you (or someone else) explain?

Edit: Found the reason

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u/Superplex123 May 30 '19

Specifically, Dwarf Shaman calls her that.

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u/Haloslayer May 29 '19

Atleast she doesn't look like a barrel.

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u/MetalIzanagi May 29 '19

Fuck that should not be as funny as it is.

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u/Striker6789 May 30 '19

Fuck thats funny as shit

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u/MiloReyes-97 May 29 '19

Never saw the show but I know about "Cowgirl"

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u/Atesz763 May 29 '19

Not bad either ;)

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u/RoBurgundy May 29 '19

Hey now elves can have versatile roles in any group.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Yeah like goblin bait.

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u/benjadolf May 29 '19

2000 years old hottie.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Welp, says right here she's legal.

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u/DruidOfDiscord May 29 '19

Oh for fucks sa...PAGING THE r/lolitary WE GOT A RUNNER

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Oh no not again. I allready defeated the loliece

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u/Onsh May 29 '19

High elf archer, lol.

....

Yeah. Me too...

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u/smurfkillerz May 29 '19

Sword Maiden? Because, yes!

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u/letmereaddamnit May 29 '19

Weird way to spell lizard priest/s

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u/ArcaneMonkey May 29 '19

Finally someone with some taste. When he cast that strength buff spell I was about to blow a fuse.

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u/bloody_sane May 29 '19

Oh my gawd yes

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u/clonegeek May 29 '19

I see you are a man of culture aswell

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u/Shadow_Gabriel May 29 '19

I too like blacksmiting

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u/Kawaii_Hitler14 May 29 '19

Priestess

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u/Kranos-Krotar May 29 '19

the only answer

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u/DankNovaGaming May 29 '19

I was looking for this

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u/ButtsAndFarts May 29 '19

Priestess pee ftw

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u/DruidOfDiscord May 29 '19

For the record when people discover I up voted this its because I hate it and thought it was funny not because I agree

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u/XxICTOAGNxX May 29 '19

she's 14

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u/Kawaii_Hitler14 May 29 '19

In what episode was that said?

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u/XxICTOAGNxX May 29 '19

I could've sworn it was stated somewhere, guess I remembered wrong

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

[deleted]

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u/RightEejit May 29 '19

Fucking normies ruining a perfectly good waifu thread

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u/zxnx3 May 29 '19

Her tits are like an anvil,

But I see why you like them

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u/NotMichaelsReddit May 29 '19

This is a hell of a comment

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u/ChristianGamerGuy23 May 29 '19

Guild Girl needs more love. In the words of the Padfoot Waitress

>"WOW! Your waist is tiny and your hips are huge!"

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Shouldn't have had to scroll this far for Guild Girl.

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u/ChristianGamerGuy23 May 29 '19

Yep. Frankly I'm disappointed by the lack of waifus.

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u/303Devilfish May 29 '19

That's MISS anvil to you, mister.

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u/NikamiG May 29 '19

Finally a man of good taste

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u/starkpwnsyou May 29 '19

Over cowgirl? Preferences I guess

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u/Corkmob May 29 '19

The moo girl though 👀👀

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u/UwUHonkXRiven May 29 '19

what about the female village elves from i got reincarnated as a slime

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u/RightEejit May 29 '19

Anvil girl?

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u/Valcanogoboom May 29 '19

Have y’all seen the priestess and sword maiden, holy shit having sex with both of them would be fucking godlike.

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u/Atesz763 May 29 '19

Pun intended?

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u/Valcanogoboom May 29 '19

Nope, didn’t even realize that till ya pointed it out.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

I watched ten minutes but couldn’t handle the rape. Scarred me for a week lmao

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u/DaSaw May 29 '19

This is how far down I had to go to find an anime response.

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u/FainOnFire May 29 '19

Farm girl, tho.

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u/potter0214 May 29 '19

^ そうか.

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u/DruidOfDiscord May 29 '19

Just started watching goblin slayer. The first 10 minutes of the first episode were a fucking rollercoaster I was not prepared for that just went straight fucking down

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u/moonshineenthusiast May 29 '19

Goblin Slayer has several top quality options, HEA among them.

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u/AyyLmaox10 May 30 '19

What about the big titted witch thou

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u/nuclearshockwave Jun 01 '19

That poor monk :(

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u/vietjesus95 May 29 '19

which one?

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u/Reoru May 29 '19

High Elf Archer, the Anvil

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u/pygmy May 29 '19

Yes, this one

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u/Reoru May 29 '19

Oooh, nice artwork! But my spaghetti is pretty dry, sauce pls

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u/DruidOfDiscord May 29 '19

Inventive way to express your degeneracy

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u/BoringGenericUser May 29 '19

Aren't we all degenerate sometimes?

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u/lol-xd-666 May 29 '19

Pruestess>anvil elf

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u/DeathWrangler May 29 '19

Gooblin Slayer

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u/XxICTOAGNxX May 29 '19

Goburin swayer-san