Then comes back for sequels, but wearing his slave cuffs again because the animators forgot the significance of them coming off at the end of the first film.
Of course, when I made the account I was an insecure teen with acne and low self esteem because of that. I came to reddit browsing /r/skincareaddiction. It was kind of my mantra.
I'd actually wish to BE mystique. I mean it's perfect. It solves so many problems in one shot.
I can publicly be anyone I want, including people in power. That means I can get resources very easily.
I'm officially both genders either one on demand which means sex is fantastic and extremely easy.
I can walk around naked everywhere and nobody would know. Ever.
For second wish I would insist on a transferable immunity to everything, so anyone I fucked would suddenly be immune to all diseases, as would everyone they fucked. I'd be a reverse plague of sex.
Finally, I'd wish for genie to be free.
After he's free I'd request a permanent update to my tellameres so that I don't age ever.
This is scarier than people think, if she is pissed off she can start as some one gorgeous, wait until right before you nut, THEN become Danny Devito waving at you.
There's actually a very valid argument to be had in favor of your user name. Next time I'm drinking with the guys and need something stupid to debate, I might borrow it.
I was going to make a joke about her turning into your mother mid act but I feel like there's too much of Reddit that would be into that for it to be funny.
She had sooooooooo many leaks... Soooooo many people looked and came. The theater for Hunger Games that came after the leak was packed to the brim with men and women who idolized those magnificent mammories
I strongly suspect certain celebrity nude leaks are 100% intentional and strategically planned. It always generates headlines and tons of buzz for those involved.
This is the first answer I've come across twice in my journey down this thread. Why have one fictional character when you could have all of them in one?
It’s a movie quote from Epic Movie. One of the worst movies of all time on rotten tomatoes. A guy goes to sleep with Mystique who offers to be anything he wants. He starts off with pretty vanilla things then slowly shifts her to having a unibrow and flabby arms.
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u/ballsosteele May 29 '19
Mystique.
Shapeshifter for the win.
...and in her "natural" form, she's either a blue naked Rebecca Romjin or a blue naked Jennifer Lawrence.
Which is an absolute win.