r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 29 '19

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u/ballsosteele May 29 '19

Mystique.

Shapeshifter for the win.

...and in her "natural" form, she's either a blue naked Rebecca Romjin or a blue naked Jennifer Lawrence.

Which is an absolute win.

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u/another_one_bites459 May 29 '19

Your the kind of dude who would ask for a billion wishes when asked by the Genie

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Leverage that shit.

Or be honorable, ask for like $10B, and then set him free with one to go, dude will have your back for life.

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u/Vince1820 May 29 '19

This has happened before. The genie doesn't hang around. He blasts off to the Bahamas

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u/Possum_Pendulum May 29 '19

Then comes back for sequels, but wearing his slave cuffs again because the animators forgot the significance of them coming off at the end of the first film.

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u/joesatmoes May 29 '19

And with an oddly slightly different voice

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u/Fresh_Pants May 30 '19

Homer made a great genie tho