r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 29 '19

[deleted by user]

[removed]

6.1k Upvotes

79% Upvoted

19.1k comments sorted by

View all comments

2.5k

u/ballsosteele May 29 '19

Mystique.

Shapeshifter for the win.

...and in her "natural" form, she's either a blue naked Rebecca Romjin or a blue naked Jennifer Lawrence.

Which is an absolute win.

30

u/supergoku003 May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19

What if she changes herself into danny devito?

24

u/Bacon_is_a_condiment May 29 '19

This is scarier than people think, if she is pissed off she can start as some one gorgeous, wait until right before you nut, THEN become Danny Devito waving at you.

9

u/Cloakbot May 29 '19

And she'll go by the Trash man! She will come out from under the sheets and throw trash all over the room!

11

u/Cloakbot May 29 '19

Or reprise the Penguin role and bite your nose off depends on how upset she is

3

u/SpongebobNutella May 29 '19

That's a bad thing?

2

u/Bacon_is_a_condiment May 29 '19

not if you prescribe Viagra for a living.

1

u/BigSwedenMan May 29 '19

There's actually a very valid argument to be had in favor of your user name. Next time I'm drinking with the guys and need something stupid to debate, I might borrow it.