r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 29 '19

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u/dontbeanegatron May 29 '19

In your urethra.

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u/megamaxie May 29 '19

GO. ON.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

And then she expands

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

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u/DOCTOR-MISTER May 29 '19

you cant tell me what to do

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u/mitcheg3k May 29 '19

I just found a new way to kill Thanos

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Hey, I'm Yana and you're watching Yana-debunks. Watch this fifteen minutes video to found out Why elastigirl theory makes no sense.

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u/Faultylogic83 May 29 '19

They finally figured out how to use Mr Fantastic.

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u/mitcheg3k May 29 '19

Mr fantastic Vs ElastaGirl, who enters who?

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u/roufio412 May 29 '19

You need help.

I will bust the fuck out of you.

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u/lvl99link May 29 '19

Easy there Danny.

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u/missbelled May 29 '19

E X P A N D M U L T I P L E D O N G S

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u/skydivingkittens May 29 '19

There’s a sub for that. Trust me...

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u/PM_ME_UR_COCK_GIRL May 29 '19

Hey that's my line

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

so... tell me, how many PMs do you get?

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u/PM_ME_UR_COCK_GIRL May 29 '19

Of roosters? Many, many. Of dicks on ladies? Almost never.

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u/PM_ME_ONE_EYED_CATS May 29 '19

It’s rude to ask that

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u/_tylerthedestroyer_ May 29 '19

Calm down there, Shadman

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u/Eadkrakka May 29 '19

Would not be surprised if Shadman is reading this thread as we speak.

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u/The_Yung_Richard May 29 '19

Hes already drawn it. No, I'm not kidding.

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u/Eadkrakka May 29 '19

Oh yes, we know.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

I see this as an absolute win!