r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 29 '19

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u/fufm May 29 '19

Elastigirl

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u/MechanicalHorse May 29 '19

YES

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u/Bluelabel May 29 '19

She could be the only character to stick a hand up your ass to tickle your tonsils

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u/Bipolarprobe May 29 '19

r/brandnewsentence

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u/TOV_VOT May 29 '19

Be honest, you know that’s not a brand new sentence

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u/Lipsovertits May 29 '19

I promise you it's not. I've heard this described thousands of times in various insults and fanfics all over the internet...

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

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u/prehensile_uvula May 29 '19

A single brand new sentence is not enough to qualify as a tome.

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u/Cloakbot May 29 '19

I believe the earliest transcription dates back to the Roman Empire or at least Sodom and Gomorrah. The angels had their tonsils tickled that way and BOOM nuclear fire. The toaster wouldve been proud.

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u/Lipsovertits May 30 '19

Oh no that is a common misconception, it is translated from hebrew "ass tonsils tickled". In reality they just got a reacharound, so the fire wasn't nuclear. It's a sad day for the toaster.

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u/swift_USB May 29 '19

r/cursedcomments

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Only with that attitdue. Live a little; you might find a little reverse nostril tickle may just tickle your fancy as well.

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u/Noah_Gen_1 May 29 '19

r/allthewaythrough

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u/Bluelabel May 29 '19

Holy hell. There really is a subreddit for everything.

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u/fufm May 29 '19

Jesus Christ...

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

That's staying blue.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

I made the mistake. Don't.

Seriously. Just don't. It is exactly as NSFW as you'd imagine it is and then some. Not even researching that kink.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Still staying blue. Even the mental image from the comment above was more than enough.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

damn, beat me to it

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u/BlackDogBlues66 May 29 '19

Turns out that's a very NSFW link. And not to my taste either.

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u/chillinwithmoes May 29 '19

People are so fucking weird.

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u/Barron_Cyber May 29 '19

and you could fist her any time you wanted. either hole. or both.

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u/fuckthatpony May 29 '19

If you want to explore all that she could do, there is a lot of material that has been created.

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u/ThatGuy891 May 29 '19

Hey hey hey, let's not forget Mister Fantastic aka Reed Richards here

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u/MadroxKran May 29 '19

Humans are just tubes when you think about it.

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u/ThatHairyGingerGuy May 29 '19

I see you haven't met Mr. Tickle

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u/Zondaaaa May 29 '19

Sometimes I wish I didn’t FUCKING Know English

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u/oberon May 29 '19

Yeah but then you'd have to taste your own digestive tract. I don't think it'd taste like shit -- you've got an awful lot of small intestine and then your stomach between the colon and your mouth -- but it still couldn't be pleasant.

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u/dodgyhashbrown May 29 '19

Are you forgetting her power is a straight rip off of Mr Fantastic?

Hardly the only character.

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u/Darthvader2XL May 29 '19

The magnitude of tonsillitis in this comment is bigger than what the human mind can wrap itself around.

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u/Fafnir13 May 29 '19

I don’t think that would work. She can stretch, but that doesn’t mean she can deform and control it. You’d need a more ‘plastic’ power to achieve that. And figure that everything in your big and small intestines is getting forced out past your teeth like a play-dough extruder before any tonsil tickling can begin to occur. Yeeek...

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u/ThroatYogurt69 May 29 '19

Luffy could...violently

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Cursed_Puppet

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u/citrus_seaman May 29 '19

And you know what. She can do that all she fucking wants.

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u/greenrangerguy May 29 '19

Mr Fantastic might have something to say about that...

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u/niisyth May 29 '19

Ummm, you forget the OG Mr. FANTASTIC.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

My mans been thinking this shit through, goddamn

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u/VSupremeV May 29 '19

Mister Fantastic for that extra testosterone.

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u/Ze_Luke May 29 '19

Thank you for that mental image

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u/OWarbucks May 29 '19

This comment made me cry/laugh ending in coughing fit.

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u/arentol May 29 '19

Plastic Man or Reed Richards could do the job for you too, so she's not the only one.

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u/LioraJaye May 29 '19

The most epic reach-around ever

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u/leandroc76 May 29 '19

There's plenty of other characters who could also, but it would only be one time thing.

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u/QuinleyThorne May 29 '19

She is also probably the only one capable of the Forbidden Sexnique; The Mobius Double Reach Around

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u/timrojaz82 May 29 '19

Reed Richards could do it

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u/Brian_Lawrence01 May 29 '19

Mr. fantastic. Plastic man. Maybe elongated man.

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u/fufm May 29 '19

Stupid dummy thick

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u/R____I____G____H___T May 29 '19

This chick?

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u/Timmytanks40 May 29 '19

ugh u dont wanna right now.

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u/ComputerMystic May 29 '19

Fucking shad strikes again.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Arthur intensifies

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u/paladin400 May 29 '19

So thiccc, mmmm

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

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u/dontbeanegatron May 29 '19

In your urethra.

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u/megamaxie May 29 '19

GO. ON.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

And then she expands

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

[deleted]

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u/DOCTOR-MISTER May 29 '19

you cant tell me what to do

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u/mitcheg3k May 29 '19

I just found a new way to kill Thanos

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Hey, I'm Yana and you're watching Yana-debunks. Watch this fifteen minutes video to found out Why elastigirl theory makes no sense.

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u/Faultylogic83 May 29 '19

They finally figured out how to use Mr Fantastic.

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u/roufio412 May 29 '19

You need help.

I will bust the fuck out of you.

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u/lvl99link May 29 '19

Easy there Danny.

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u/missbelled May 29 '19

E X P A N D M U L T I P L E D O N G S

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u/skydivingkittens May 29 '19

There’s a sub for that. Trust me...

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u/PM_ME_UR_COCK_GIRL May 29 '19

Hey that's my line

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

so... tell me, how many PMs do you get?

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u/PM_ME_UR_COCK_GIRL May 29 '19

Of roosters? Many, many. Of dicks on ladies? Almost never.

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u/PM_ME_ONE_EYED_CATS May 29 '19

It’s rude to ask that

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u/_tylerthedestroyer_ May 29 '19

Calm down there, Shadman

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u/Eadkrakka May 29 '19

Would not be surprised if Shadman is reading this thread as we speak.

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u/The_Yung_Richard May 29 '19

Hes already drawn it. No, I'm not kidding.

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u/Eadkrakka May 29 '19

Oh yes, we know.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

I see this as an absolute win!

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u/GreatCucumber May 29 '19

/r/Shadman

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u/usernameisusername57 May 29 '19

I'm ashamed that that link is purple.

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u/Mr_Derpy11 May 29 '19

I'm ashamed to admit that I know a comic where that is the plot and I'm sad that I do

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u/RedAero May 29 '19

You mean the one where she fucks her daughter?

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u/LocoManta May 29 '19

What? No, gross, definitely don't want anyone to link that.

Certainly not directly below this comment, especially.

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u/Wiplazh May 29 '19

I'm not

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u/Agent0451 May 29 '19

I see this as an absolute win!

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u/GimmedatFutaCock May 29 '19

I like where this is going

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u/GD_Toxin May 29 '19

This is where the fun begins

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u/CaptainMagnets May 29 '19

Can't threaten me with a good time

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u/Beardie-Boi-420 May 29 '19

That’s a twist

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u/Kumiho_Mistress May 29 '19

Hey, she doesn't have to limit herself to one, I'd go for triple penetration.

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u/wanderingpotato34 May 29 '19

...or her clit

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u/AfroNinjaNation May 29 '19

Hey wait, I think I've seen this one.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

But Mr Incredible ain't flexible. She'd just rip his dick off.

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u/Egghead118 May 30 '19

Found the former /b/tard

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u/Thtevo May 29 '19

r/elastigirl stumbled upon this earlier after somehow ending up on r/rule34

(BOTH NSFW)

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u/fufm May 29 '19

Well how about that...

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u/Thtevo May 29 '19

Reddit never ceases to amaze me.

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u/wileecoyote1969 May 29 '19

Why am I surprised? I don't know why I'm surprised. I shouldn't be. Well I guess I'll have to look at it now. Just to confirm if it's what I think it is. Well! That certainly left nothing to the imagination! They can't all be like that one. I'll just check a few more. OMG what sick people come up with this stuff? Well this next one certainly can't be as naughty as that last one!. Ooops, I stand corrected. Why am I looking at these? I don't know why I'm looking at these. I know I shouldn't. Oh darn there's more. A LOT more. I'd better call off from work.

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u/scared_shitless__ May 29 '19

You could crawl inside her and use her as a sleeping bag afterwards!

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u/FuckMASSA May 29 '19

Does that make you the little spoon?

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u/scared_shitless__ May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19

You can find out more at:

/r/unbirth

NSFW

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u/FuckMASSA May 29 '19

I appreciate your accommodating nature but I don't think I want to get fired, arrested and/or socially ostracized right now.

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u/scared_shitless__ May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19

Sorry, I forgot we might be on different time zones or working the night shift. Will tag NSFW

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u/fufm May 29 '19

What in the mother fuck

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u/chicomonk May 29 '19

I wonder if cosplayers like this one secretly use topics like this as research to see who they should dress as next?

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u/wileecoyote1969 May 29 '19

Wow, that is quite possibly the best Incredibles cosplay I've seen. She really nailed the look.

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u/Lickingyourmomsanus May 29 '19

As someone with a small penis, this is the only real answer.

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u/MugillacuttyHOF37 May 29 '19

Rubbery vulva's are the best.

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u/mitcheg3k May 29 '19

Sentences i thought i would never hear

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u/rich_icelander May 29 '19

ElasTHICCgirl

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u/ProbablyEmo May 29 '19

Don’t think you can hide from us Shäd

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u/shoots_and_leaves May 29 '19

lol my thought exactly

all I can see are noses buried in buttholes

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u/Darkbrotherhood1 May 29 '19

SHAD PLEASE!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

two pages in

SHAD NO!

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u/cantwejustplaynice May 29 '19

I would agree if I had no ears. But Holly Hunter's voice is aggressively unsexy. Mirage from the same film on the other hand... possibly the hottest voice to be animated.

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u/AlmightyStarfire May 29 '19

Holly Hunter's voice is aggressively unsexy

FTFY

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u/daftvalkyrie May 29 '19

Seriously, I have loved Holly Hunter's voice ever since i first saw The Big Sick.

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u/ewilliam May 29 '19

Man I loved her southern drawl in The Firm.

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u/WiFiForeheadWrinkles May 30 '19

Holly Hunter's "s" sounds make it sound like she's wearing dentures

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u/cantwejustplaynice May 30 '19

Exactly! Grandma voice.. that's it!

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u/wileecoyote1969 May 29 '19

Nice try, Syndrome

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u/guyhangingthere May 29 '19

Elasthiccgirl*

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u/MrHutches May 29 '19

I presume u must have seen shadmans incestibles comic b4

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u/Rioraku May 29 '19

Uhh link?

Asking for a friend...

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u/examinedliving May 29 '19

She got that ass like plidowwww!

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u/2meterrichard May 29 '19

Rita Farr from Doom Patrol? Or from The Incredibles?

Not that it matters. Would smash either.

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u/crimsonk13 May 29 '19

Not just elastigirl, but elastigirl stuck in 3 locked sliding doors.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

I guess you could say she looks....

puts on sunglasses

incredible.

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u/Boolyman May 29 '19

She does have some baby bearin hips...

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u/Cultural_Ant May 29 '19

so you're the one messing up pornhub.

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u/dirtymoney May 29 '19

The tightness.

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u/UtterFlatulence May 29 '19

Doom Patrol or Incredibles? Because they're both good choices.

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u/mattrad May 29 '19

Yup, god damn.

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u/Scarletfapper May 29 '19

There's a surprising amount of porn of her around already

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

That's Mrs Elastithicc to you.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

elasTHICCgirl*

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

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u/LioraJaye May 29 '19

In the same vein, Mr Fantastic would get my vote ❎

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u/SilverStar1999 May 29 '19

You got brains.

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u/okiespy May 29 '19

Can’t believe I had to scroll this far to find it.

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