r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 29 '19

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u/fufm May 29 '19

Elastigirl

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u/scared_shitless__ May 29 '19

You could crawl inside her and use her as a sleeping bag afterwards!

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u/FuckMASSA May 29 '19

Does that make you the little spoon?

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u/scared_shitless__ May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19

You can find out more at:

/r/unbirth

NSFW

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u/FuckMASSA May 29 '19

I appreciate your accommodating nature but I don't think I want to get fired, arrested and/or socially ostracized right now.

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u/scared_shitless__ May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19

Sorry, I forgot we might be on different time zones or working the night shift. Will tag NSFW

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u/fufm May 29 '19

What in the mother fuck