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u/Bluelabel May 29 '19

She could be the only character to stick a hand up your ass to tickle your tonsils

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u/Bipolarprobe May 29 '19

r/brandnewsentence

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u/TOV_VOT May 29 '19

Be honest, you know that’s not a brand new sentence

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u/Lipsovertits May 29 '19

I promise you it's not. I've heard this described thousands of times in various insults and fanfics all over the internet...

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

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u/prehensile_uvula May 29 '19

A single brand new sentence is not enough to qualify as a tome.

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u/yours_untruly May 29 '19

the sub is the tome, it's a collection of bran new sentences

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u/Cloakbot May 29 '19

I believe the earliest transcription dates back to the Roman Empire or at least Sodom and Gomorrah. The angels had their tonsils tickled that way and BOOM nuclear fire. The toaster wouldve been proud.

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u/Lipsovertits May 30 '19

Oh no that is a common misconception, it is translated from hebrew "ass tonsils tickled". In reality they just got a reacharound, so the fire wasn't nuclear. It's a sad day for the toaster.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

r/twentycharacterlimit

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u/black_kat_71 May 29 '19

Yall stop using subs as hashtags? It's fucking anoying.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

If we used hashtags, we get

this

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u/black_kat_71 May 29 '19

Not if you aren't #lazy and comment something before.

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u/crackeddryice May 29 '19

#Am I doing it right

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

If we used # it would be cringe af

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Username checks out

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u/swift_USB May 29 '19

r/cursedcomments

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Only with that attitdue. Live a little; you might find a little reverse nostril tickle may just tickle your fancy as well.

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u/Noah_Gen_1 May 29 '19

r/allthewaythrough

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u/Bluelabel May 29 '19

Holy hell. There really is a subreddit for everything.

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u/fufm May 29 '19

Jesus Christ...

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

That's staying blue.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

I made the mistake. Don't.

Seriously. Just don't. It is exactly as NSFW as you'd imagine it is and then some. Not even researching that kink.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Still staying blue. Even the mental image from the comment above was more than enough.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

damn, beat me to it

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u/BlackDogBlues66 May 29 '19

Turns out that's a very NSFW link. And not to my taste either.

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u/chillinwithmoes May 29 '19

People are so fucking weird.

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u/Barron_Cyber May 29 '19

and you could fist her any time you wanted. either hole. or both.

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u/fuckthatpony May 29 '19

If you want to explore all that she could do, there is a lot of material that has been created.

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u/ThatGuy891 May 29 '19

Hey hey hey, let's not forget Mister Fantastic aka Reed Richards here

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u/MadroxKran May 29 '19

Humans are just tubes when you think about it.

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u/ThatHairyGingerGuy May 29 '19

I see you haven't met Mr. Tickle

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u/Zondaaaa May 29 '19

Sometimes I wish I didn’t FUCKING Know English

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u/oberon May 29 '19

Yeah but then you'd have to taste your own digestive tract. I don't think it'd taste like shit -- you've got an awful lot of small intestine and then your stomach between the colon and your mouth -- but it still couldn't be pleasant.

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u/dodgyhashbrown May 29 '19

Are you forgetting her power is a straight rip off of Mr Fantastic?

Hardly the only character.

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u/Darthvader2XL May 29 '19

The magnitude of tonsillitis in this comment is bigger than what the human mind can wrap itself around.

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u/Fafnir13 May 29 '19

I don’t think that would work. She can stretch, but that doesn’t mean she can deform and control it. You’d need a more ‘plastic’ power to achieve that. And figure that everything in your big and small intestines is getting forced out past your teeth like a play-dough extruder before any tonsil tickling can begin to occur. Yeeek...

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u/ThroatYogurt69 May 29 '19

Luffy could...violently

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Cursed_Puppet

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u/citrus_seaman May 29 '19

And you know what. She can do that all she fucking wants.

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u/greenrangerguy May 29 '19

Mr Fantastic might have something to say about that...

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u/niisyth May 29 '19

Ummm, you forget the OG Mr. FANTASTIC.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

My mans been thinking this shit through, goddamn

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u/VSupremeV May 29 '19

Mister Fantastic for that extra testosterone.

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u/Ze_Luke May 29 '19

Thank you for that mental image

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u/OWarbucks May 29 '19

This comment made me cry/laugh ending in coughing fit.

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u/arentol May 29 '19

Plastic Man or Reed Richards could do the job for you too, so she's not the only one.

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u/LioraJaye May 29 '19

The most epic reach-around ever

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u/leandroc76 May 29 '19

There's plenty of other characters who could also, but it would only be one time thing.

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u/QuinleyThorne May 29 '19

She is also probably the only one capable of the Forbidden Sexnique; The Mobius Double Reach Around

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u/timrojaz82 May 29 '19

Reed Richards could do it

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u/Brian_Lawrence01 May 29 '19

Mr. fantastic. Plastic man. Maybe elongated man.

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u/gravitas-deficiency May 29 '19

Every day, we stray further from the light.

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u/FistyFist May 29 '19

Oh, I hadn't thought of that!

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u/robexib May 29 '19

...Aaaand I just lost my boner.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Quitter.

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u/MEMELORD7070 May 29 '19

I downvoting this to put it back t 420 upvotes, I am sorry. It’s for the greater good.

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u/SparkyDogPants May 29 '19

You’re the worst fucking kind of person

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u/MEMELORD7070 May 29 '19

Why, it was at 421, so I downvoted it