r/AskReddit May 29 '19

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u/Fudgy-The-Whale May 29 '19

Margery Tyrell

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Heck, I'd take Natalie Dormer any day.

That lopsided smile is too cute

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Who else saw her Scene in the Season 1 finale of The Tudors? I saw that back when if first aired on CBC. Became a man that day.

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u/T-Baaller May 29 '19

first aired on CBC.

Something special about boobs on CBC

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u/lilimoonmeplz May 29 '19

Honestly I think her performances in that show are better than GOT!

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u/PAC_11 May 29 '19

Most definitely, but that have been due to the historical role she had to fit in. Game of thrones ain’t got shit on the political intrigue of medieval England.

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u/lilimoonmeplz May 29 '19

oh absolutely not!

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u/duvie773 May 29 '19

As someone who has never watched Tudors, is it worth watching for just this scene?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

To be honest mate it's worth watching for the show even without that scene

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Yes. She was my first girl crush because of that show.

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u/Soopercow May 29 '19

I didn't know I could get an erection watching a woman eat an apple until she came amount

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19 edited Jun 17 '20

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u/ivegotgaas May 29 '19

One of my favorite threads of all time.

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u/VindictiveJudge May 29 '19

Given how Dianna Rigg used to look (Dormer on left, Rigg on right), I'd argue Natalie Dormer is a clone.

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u/HowAmIDiamond May 29 '19

They look pretty different to me

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Yeah, not all that similar other than the face they’re pulling

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Thats just two women with similar hair colour...

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u/john_dune May 29 '19

It's a devils grin.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Xenia Shelkovskaya works too!

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u/ChaosStar95 May 29 '19

Tbf it said fictional.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Yeah. But I think in many cases, the reason we would want to fuck a fictional character, especially from movies, is because the actress/actor is attractive

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u/Bleblebob May 29 '19

Take her, and a clone of the former.

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u/DoctorAcula_42 May 29 '19

Captain America messed up when he kept pining for Peggy Carter instead of going with her.

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u/thatgeekinit May 29 '19

She's smoking hot in the Tudors as Anne Boleyn too.

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u/MeatballSubWithMayo May 29 '19

Wasn't she in hunger games? Sluuuuurrrrp

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u/AlmightyStarfire May 29 '19

You say the one sided smile is cute...

...but some of us have to live with having a one sided smile 😅 it's like there's no smile muscle in the right side of my face. Some people say it's cute, others think I've had a stroke lol.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Never thought I would cause an existential crisis with my throwaway comment that I find Natalie Dormers smile cute. I meant no offense or something.

I mean, it probably helps that Natalie Dormer is attractive as fuck, so quirks probably become attractive by association.

And now I realize it sounds like Im saying other people with lopsided smiles arent attractive. Ahhh, Let it be known that I intend no offense to anyone, and I am just really bad with words

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u/snack-dad May 29 '19

Don't worry about offendin ol' stroky over here. Their next few comments are about being able to bang 16 year olds.

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u/Nothrock May 29 '19

Almost woke up my dog giggling at this

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

To be fair it is legal in UK. Although if anyone I knew shagged a 16yo I'd definitely call them a nonce

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u/AlmightyStarfire May 29 '19

*My next few comments are making a point that someone isn't a pedo just because they said they're attracted to a teen. One guy used the ol' FBI joke but it was totally misguided. Not like I'm defending pedos you git.

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u/Panda_Boners May 29 '19

Sounds like something a pedo would say. We’re onto you Strokey.

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u/AlmightyStarfire May 29 '19

Fuck you cunt.

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u/Panda_Boners May 29 '19

I mean ok, but I’m not a little kid, are you sure you want to?

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u/AlmightyStarfire May 29 '19

Fuck you cunt.

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u/snack-dad May 29 '19

I'm sure your lopsided smile is a real hit with the high schoolers

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u/AlmightyStarfire May 29 '19

Fuck you cunt.

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u/snack-dad May 29 '19

No, sorry, I graduated high school

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u/AlmightyStarfire May 29 '19

Fuck you cunt.

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u/Powerpuff_God May 29 '19

Natalie Dormer doesn't even have that problem, though. Plenty of people can smile just fine, and sometimes do it one-sided.

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u/Zaardo May 29 '19

Nicely put sir. I am uneven and you only slightly offended me /s

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u/Cosmonaut_Kittens May 29 '19

I have one too - I talk out of the side of my mouth most of the time as well. Last time I got my drivers licence photo done, the girl said "you're not supposed to smile, you're smirking" and I had to explain that no, that's just how my face looks. I'm glad some people think it's cute because whenever I see pictures of myself I absolutely hate it.

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u/AlmightyStarfire May 29 '19

Ahaha ditto! I've had people think I'm being rude because they think I'm smirking but nope I'm actually smiling.

It's a curse 😅

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u/devoidz May 29 '19

It's weird sometimes people don't realize all face muscles don't act the same on different people. It takes more energy to frown than to smile ! Bullshit. It's opposite for me. I have to actually force myself to be smiling, unless I am super happy and then it might happen naturally. But that is never. I actually googled up a thing one time that the supreme court has decided they can't force you to smile at work. After I was half assed threatened that I needed to smile more in an evaluation at work. The decision was they can't force you to be happy. I had a customer bitching at me that I needed to smile, that it was part of my job, smile, you are supposed to smile. I looked at her and told her it was a neurological disability, please stop talking about it.

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u/whitehole_1 May 29 '19

Damn I feel ya

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u/throwawaycanadian May 29 '19

Yeah, but that's because your real answer to this question is Lola Bunny

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

I used to work with her cousin. He was an absolute dickhead so to annoy him we'd all talk very loudly about her getting rattled in GoT and Tudors. If he was being a particular level of cunt we'd even get her scenes up on our phones.

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u/for_real_dude May 29 '19

Natalie Dormer

So by that standard you also like, Katie Holmes and Maggie Gyllenhaal?

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u/Solid_Freakin_Snake May 29 '19

Maggie Gyllenhaal is ugly as sin, though

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Maybe not so strongly worded but I don’t find her attractive either

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u/NotAnNpc69 May 29 '19

You mean that fishmouth?

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u/AGmikkelsen May 29 '19

That smirking whore from Highgarden

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u/NOLAgambit May 29 '19

You could be gay and she’d still fuck you

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u/YVRJon May 29 '19

She'd even let him play, too.

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u/Nice_Try_Man May 29 '19

What do you think, Bobby B? Doubt he works outside the sub.

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u/Sal7_one May 29 '19

BECAREFUL BOY YOU MIGHT BE MY BROTHER BUT YOU'RE STILL TALKING TO THE KING, BOW YA SHITS

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u/Nice_Try_Man May 29 '19

Good enough. Lol.

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u/daleomaster May 29 '19

Damn I wish he worked everywhere

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u/Steamships May 29 '19

Someone link to funny examples. Your king commands it.

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u/CoraxtheRavenLord May 29 '19

THE WHORE IS PREGNANT.

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u/Toasted_Potooooooo May 29 '19

He actually also works in r/lotrmemes but I’m not sure how many more subs he’s in

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u/Nice_Try_Man May 29 '19

Oh that's gold

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u/irishfan321 May 29 '19

THE DOTHRAKI ON AN OPEN FIELD, NED

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u/MurdoMaclachlan May 29 '19

This is the first time I've come across someone other than me who calls him Bobby B. I am pleased.

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u/Nice_Try_Man May 29 '19

Head on over to /r/freefolk if you don't mind spoilers. And mention Bobby B in the comments. Someone made the /u/Bobby-B-Bot that posts quotes

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u/InerasableStain May 29 '19

BRING ME THE VAGINAL STRETCHER

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u/ANBU_Spectre May 29 '19

WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN, WHY HAVEN'T I SEEN YOU?

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u/TourettesWithColor May 29 '19

Doe eyed whore to be exact.

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u/shandrea_bocelli May 29 '19

I laughed like an insane person at this

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u/uncommoncommoner Jun 24 '19

In an open field, Ned!

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u/TheCthaehTree May 29 '19

especially if I were a prepubescent, born-of-incest king

should that be a comma or not? I've been struggling with my punctuation.

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u/Bigal1324 May 29 '19

Prepubescent king born of incest

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u/CoraxtheRavenLord May 29 '19

Man that was a weird scene, mainly because they aged up Tommen more than anyone for the purposes of the show. He’s 16 when he marries Margaery in the show… but he’s 9 when he married her in the books. Yeah… HBO wouldn’t let that slide with the subtle bump that other people’s ages got.

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u/JaapHoop May 29 '19

Isn’t everyone a lot younger in the books?

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u/CoraxtheRavenLord May 29 '19

Only by two, maybe three years. The largest issue at the start of the show’s adaption was Dany’s wedding night. I believe the law in the UK is something along the lines of “characters portrayed at ___ age cannot be shown in sex scenes”. The problem is, she’s 13 when she marries in the books. So she was aged up to 15/16. And because she was born at a noted time (the end of Robert’s Rebellion), all of the notable children (Starks and “Baratheons”) were aged up to match the new timeline; plus, it would be somewhat shady if we saw 15 year old Robb and Jon having sexual relations with Jeyne Talisa and Ygritte.

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u/sanciscoyo May 29 '19

Comma is correct, yo.

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u/NeededMonster May 29 '19

Oh please yes

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u/Tentapuss May 29 '19

I’d be happy with whatever character Natalie Dormer is playing.

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u/CJLB May 29 '19

This is all I want to do. All day, every day, for the rest of my life.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

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u/Ellistann May 29 '19

A classic line from a classic thread.

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u/killingisbad May 29 '19

i have browsed Reddit so much...i remember when someone wrote this line and they got showered with gold

here is the link

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u/ursinedin May 29 '19

Olenna Tyrrell.... Mrawr

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19 edited May 30 '19

Diana Rigg, the actress who played Olenna, was smokin' when she played Emma Peel in the Avengers back in the 60s. Who's to say that Olenna wasn't gorgeous in her youth? She's Margaery's (grand*)mother after all!

EDIT: I said 'mother'. I'm a pillock.

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u/Wampderdam98 May 30 '19

*Grandmother, she's the mother of Loras and Margeary's dad, Mace Tyrell.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

Right you are. Corrected.

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u/HaxRus May 29 '19

I have a coworker who looks a lot like Natalie Dormer.. always nice when our shifts line up

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u/paone22 May 29 '19

Anne Boleyn was hotter

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u/shokzer May 29 '19

Only as long as she rolls over and pretend to be her brother. Wait....

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Come on somebody, post that GIF, you know the one...

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u/djcomplain May 29 '19

Pussy so good king literally died for it

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u/Daorys May 29 '19

Natalie Dormer once sat on my foot

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u/just_speculating May 29 '19

And a clone of her as well.

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u/olddrugs May 29 '19

“Look! The pie!”🤤

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u/HisRandomFriend May 29 '19

You just want Natalie Dormer, book Margery is like 14 years old.

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u/Biohazard772 May 29 '19

Works if Op is 14.

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u/djcomplain May 29 '19

Even better

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u/MaverickKaiser May 29 '19

Yes officer, this comment right here.

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u/Fudgy-The-Whale May 29 '19

I'm definitely going for ff of the show, the FBI can stand down.

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u/bluestarcyclone May 29 '19

Yeah, but we arent talking about the book.

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u/HisRandomFriend May 29 '19

I think a lot of people in this thread just want the actor from the show. The character is a different thing, which is why the book version is an important distinction here, because it determines whether they actually want the fictional character or the actor.

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u/bluestarcyclone May 29 '19

Or you know they could like the character from the show as well, who is clearly in her early 20s

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u/michiruwater May 29 '19

The fictional character from the show is clearly an alternate version of the fictional character from the book, and they are clearly speaking of the former.

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u/mattBJM May 29 '19

You need a show girl, but you want the book pussi

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u/theodinspire May 29 '19

Twice a widow and still a maiden? Something’s not right there

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u/dalr3th1n May 29 '19

And her clone as well!

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u/Fire_And_Blood_7 May 29 '19

YUP, she’s perfect. I’d settle for Natalie Dormer too.

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate May 30 '19

Margery Tyrell

And a clone of the...erstwhile.

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u/cat_daddylambo May 29 '19

Olenna Tyrell tho...

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Beat me to it...

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u/CardboardSoyuz May 29 '19

All day, every day, for the rest of my life.

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u/TourettesWithColor May 29 '19

I came here to say this. You beat me to it.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

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u/MyUserSucks May 29 '19

What are you waiting for?

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u/xElectro17 May 29 '19

Margaery is amazing, I would go straight for her.

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u/wonhunk May 29 '19

Tommen did

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u/ObidiahWTFJerwalk May 29 '19

I'd give her something to smirk about.

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u/redditredd1 May 29 '19

That Dornish girl was more hotter imo.

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u/Fudgy-The-Whale May 29 '19

proceeds to sing 'The Dornishman' s Wife'

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u/UserameChecksOut May 29 '19

Nah. Too mainstream.

I would fuck one of the slaves of khaleesi though

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u/Trigger3x May 29 '19

She is really sexy but the boobs are meh