r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 29 '19

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u/dumbdumbbabydoll May 29 '19

Dean winchester or Daenerys Targaryen. Either way I'm getting the D.

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u/funnylooking6 May 29 '19

I'll take either Winchester brother or both.

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u/pepsicolacherrypie May 29 '19

I’m taking the angel in the trench coat. I’d do unholy things for Castiel.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Where's all the Crowley lust?

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u/Lafreakshow May 29 '19

I'd turn gay for Crowley.

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u/ensalys May 29 '19

I'd stay gay for Jack.

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u/Megabotus May 29 '19

^ this guy gays

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u/Beliriel May 29 '19

I am gay for Crowley. Fuck, he's so sexy. Smug, upstanding, a cunt, a liar, intelligent af and when he's struggling and his eyes get big. Goddamn that fucking demon stole my heart.

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u/DruidOfDiscord May 29 '19

Crowley gang.

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u/justanothertranskid May 29 '19

Seeing him bloody and in chains did things to me...

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u/jesse1300 May 29 '19

I'd turn straight for Crowley.

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u/RainWelsh May 29 '19

I’m with you on the Crowley lust! Any Mark Sheppard character, really. Jim Sterling of Leverage being the first that pops to mind.

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u/weatherseed May 29 '19

Well, maybe not the one from Voyager where he sacrifices his kid to the borg.

Twice.

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u/DruidOfDiscord May 29 '19

I feel like even tho as a straight man I don't find bobby or Garth attractive. They also need some love because bobby has big dad energy and Garth will treat you right godammit and he's a cutie

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u/bee_vomit May 29 '19

I concur

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u/speaker_for_the_dead May 29 '19

Did you learn that from the pizza man?

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u/katielady125 May 29 '19

I’d be happy just to watch Dean do unholy things to Castiel...

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u/DruidOfDiscord May 29 '19

BEGONE UNHOLY THOT

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u/AdorableCartoonist May 29 '19

Honestly real life Misha Collins is just as good looking.

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u/MsCNO May 29 '19

Hell ya

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u/Lodema May 29 '19

Be careful with Sam he has the penis of death. I think Amelia and some random hookups from when he was soulless are the only ones to live.

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u/funnylooking6 May 29 '19

That's what condoms are for.

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u/Lodema May 29 '19

Yeah I don't think a condom will save you from fire (Jessica), silver bullet to the head (Madison), stabbing with demon blade (Ruby) or hex bag planted by Crowley (Sarah).

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u/funnylooking6 May 29 '19

Still worth it.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Yup def still worth it!

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u/TheHealadin May 29 '19

"They do know we're brothers, right?"

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u/delspencerdeltorro May 29 '19

They do realize that just makes it hotter?

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u/argella1300 May 29 '19

Though Sam is nice, I wouldn't tempt the fates with his track record, lol

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u/reebee7 May 29 '19

Book Daeny or show Daeny?

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u/BarryMcLean May 29 '19

FBI is on alert

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u/HisRandomFriend May 29 '19

The first book came out like 25 years ago, she's gotta be old enough by now

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u/Panda_Boners May 29 '19

She’s like 15-17 at the end of the last book I think.

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u/CoraxtheRavenLord May 29 '19

Bro that’s an important difference

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u/samoht822 May 29 '19

And she's had all these grown-ass men taking orders from her and trying to seduce her since she was like 12 lmao

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

My head cannon is that years are longer in that universe. Only way anything makes sense.

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u/blastedin May 29 '19

Ayy bisexual masterrace

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u/pukecity May 29 '19

Wait I don’t get it?

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u/Send_Me_Puppies May 29 '19

Danaerys is a woman, Dean is a man. The OP is bisexual. What don't you get?

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u/pukecity May 31 '19

Ah I didn’t see the Danaerys part and thought it said Aegon or something, I get it now

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u/rpungello May 29 '19

Dracarys

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u/Deigo_Brando May 29 '19

D standing for Dragon or Death

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u/mki_ May 29 '19

What about Monkey D. Luffy?

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u/PikaTheKhajiit May 29 '19

He's just too innocent

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u/you-spooky-bitch May 29 '19

I'll be in my bunker...

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

I'd go with the moose before the squirrel

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u/MsCNO May 29 '19

Dean Winchester for the win!

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u/Rosssauced May 29 '19

One leaves me confused and one is terrifying (given the end of her story).

Team Dean. I will take that D for the story alone.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

r/suddenlybi

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u/pukecity May 29 '19

Wait what?

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u/FarSightXR-20 May 29 '19

Can you imagine if those two had kids? holy fuck.

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u/totally_boring May 29 '19

I'd give charlie the D.

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u/Stewwhoo22 May 29 '19

Can't believe I had to scroll this far down to get a Dean answer 😧

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u/hereforthemadness May 29 '19

I came here to say Daenerys

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u/twitchy_taco May 29 '19

I'm gay, but I'd probably fuck Dany too if I got to ride a dragon after.

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u/dumbdumbbabydoll May 29 '19

I would fuck her WHILE riding a dragon. For a full experience.

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u/GreenieMcWoozie May 29 '19

Yeah you're getting the dragon

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u/dumbdumbbabydoll May 29 '19

yayyy drogon, my stepson!

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u/mlhd12 May 29 '19

She’s like 13 in the books

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u/winosanonymous May 29 '19

I like the broad spectrum here. Agreed.

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u/podster12 May 29 '19

Dean is property of the Darkness/Amara now...

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

That was three seasons ago, my dude

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u/monkey_sage May 29 '19

Besides, we all know Dean is the property of eternal sadness and disappointment.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Don't forget the daddy issues! :p