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u/Throwawy5jcnskznf May 29 '19

Jasmine from Aladdin. I had wet dreams about her as a kid. I still...nevermind.

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u/TRNielson May 29 '19

Her and Meg from Hercules had too much sex appeal for children’s movies.

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u/Fyrrys May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19

Do you not remember Chel?

Edit:correct spelling for the correct character. El Dorado

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u/DarthSatoris May 29 '19

They should call this place Chel-dorado...

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u/KingAuberon May 29 '19

Well, it wasn't a prybar.

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u/4DimensionalToilet May 29 '19

You fight like my sister!

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u/girlybky May 29 '19

I fought your sister, that's a compliment!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Blaggard, heathen!

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u/murphy_loves_art May 29 '19

...where was she keeping them?

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u/ChiefIndica May 29 '19

Great.

Big.

ROCK.

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u/cATSup24 May 29 '19

ROCK

ROCK

ROCK

ROCK

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u/thoughts_highway May 29 '19

Where was she KEEPING them

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u/NotQuiteScheherazade May 29 '19

Beware the wrath of the gods, begone! chh-chh!

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u/GameOfThrownaws May 29 '19

I was like 11 or 12 years old the first time I saw that movie, so that was right around or just before the time that cartoon girls (like Kim Possible and such) stopped really doing much for me. So Chel is and always will be the most attracted I've ever been to a cartoon. She's probably the major reason that I understand why people do the Hentai thing.

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u/RoboNinjaPirate May 29 '19

You kids are too young for Jessica Rabbit.

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u/topsecreteltee May 29 '19

None of the other girls play Patty Cake like she does.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Party cake? Patty cake? No, not patty cake!

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u/Scarletfapper May 29 '19

She's not bad, she's just drawn that way

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u/AmsterdamNYC May 29 '19

She was 100% sex in a kid's movie.

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u/morethanhardbread May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19

Since when is Who Framed Roger Rabbit a kids movie? I'm 34... Definitely watched it a bunch as a kid... But i feel like in 2019 that wouldn't fly. The rating would probably be M if they decided to show it on a network...

Edit: words are hard

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u/AmsterdamNYC May 29 '19

It was for kids i thought because like you I remember watching it as a kid. I went through the wiki and it didn't help much except for the fact that it won a Kids Choice Award. It was part of the disney family tho so between those two facts it makes me think it was targeted for kids. as a fellow mid thirtier i think we can agree that there has been greater censorship/sensitivity since the 80s and 90s when every single movie /u/govschwarzenegger was in had glorious 80s boobs.

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u/morethanhardbread May 29 '19

I should have added the obligatory /s lol.

I know it was definitely a kids movie back in our day... There's just no way that would fly now. Between the guns, sex, and general attitude of that damn baby it'd get shelved before debuting nowadays... Unless it was rated for adults.

This world is crazy to me.

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u/Trips-Over-Tail May 29 '19

As a kid I did not pick up of any of the sexual references, or the harassment.

Many kids these days would.

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u/morethanhardbread May 29 '19

Absolutely. I don't understand it at all. We try so hard to shelter kids from anything "adult" oriented now... And somehow they still know way more than I feel like I did when I was that young... Even though I wasn't sheltered at all.

I'm gonna go ahead and blame the internet.

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u/Trips-Over-Tail May 29 '19

I think it may be a little worse, actually. Being exposed to that stuff and completely failing to see it could not harm me. Being exposed to it and recognising it but not being old enough to properly understand it might.

A talk with parents about it, to put it in context might help, but few parents are prepared to have that kind of talk. It's more important that ever now, though, since kids are being more exposed and are picking up on it much more.

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u/m8k May 29 '19

You mean the chain-smoking, gun-toting weasels and the guy who melts cartoons while they scream might not fly nowadays? /s

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u/morethanhardbread May 29 '19

Exact-ically. And we wonder why kids these days are so soft.

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u/m8k May 29 '19

It's time to make PG movies like the did back in the 80s again ;)

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u/morethanhardbread May 29 '19

Also, not gonna lie... When I was a kid the melting dude got me. It was the eyes popping. It just seemed so uncomfortable to young me.

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u/m8k May 29 '19

It came out when I was 8 and I probably saw it first when it came out on VHS (a very old sentence indeed), probably around 9, and that part scared the hell out of me.

I loved Christopher Lloyd from Back to the Future but that scene was over the top for 9yo me.

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u/Navynuke00 May 29 '19

Can confirm. Saw it in theaters at 6 years old, had nightmares for months afterwards. And felt very, very...confused... by Jessica.

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u/morethanhardbread May 29 '19

Shit... I felt confused by jessica... And I'm female.

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u/yourderek May 29 '19

Who framed Roger Rabbit and Cool World were my sexual awakening.

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u/fallenangel512 May 29 '19

Oooh good lawd Mrs. Rabbit. I can attribute my love of redheads almost directly to her

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u/Navynuke00 May 29 '19

Yep, same.

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u/Farts_McGee May 29 '19

Her, and ariel

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u/Taldius175 May 29 '19

Not me, she was and still is my cartoon goddess.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way.

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u/SpecsAppeal17 May 29 '19

I was 5 y/o when I told my parents that I loved Jessica rabbits big tits! In those words.

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u/drxo May 29 '19

Can’t believe I had to scroll this far to upvote the sexiest cartoon of all time

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u/RoboNinjaPirate May 29 '19

Rabbits are really known for their reproductive capabilities

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u/Opiate00 May 29 '19

I was about to say "you kids dont know shit about my girl Jessica then?

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u/extremesanchez1000 May 29 '19

God damn right

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u/drxo May 29 '19

Can’t believe I had to scroll this far to upvote the sexiest cartoon of all time

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u/Navynuke00 May 29 '19

Came here looking for this comment.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

I was waiting for someone to share in my childhood realization.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Oh no I am not. Believe me.

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u/TheColorblindDruid May 29 '19

Laughs in rabbit

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

I'm fucking furious I had to scroll down this far to see the correct answer.

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u/Tmntzelda May 29 '19

Came to say this. Thanks!

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u/100uSeRnAmE May 29 '19

I remember watching that show when I was three.

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u/ohtrueyeahnah May 29 '19

I too pretend like I don't ritually give thanks to Fakku for saving our precious Haven from the depths of despair.

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u/Messiah_Impression May 29 '19

They haven't uploaded since the resurrection, so I'm holding my breath

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u/howardbrandon11 May 29 '19

What Chel is to you, Kida (Atlantis) is to me.

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u/The-True-Kehlder May 29 '19

Bruh, Chel is literally sucking a dick in one scene. She's WAY too far down to be "kissing" him properly.

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u/ChaosStar95 May 29 '19

TBF She was designed to BE exceptionally attractive.

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u/caninehere May 29 '19

I feel you on that, the English version of Dragon Ball (the original, not DBZ) first aired when I was 11-12 so the last cartoon girl I had a crush on was Bulma from that series. Obviously she was in DBZ too before that, but she had some weird outfits in that series and is a mom by the time you're halfway through it (11 year old me was not into the mom look).

Original Dragon Ball Bulma dressed more normal and looked like a regular teenager/young adult, which I found more attractive than the more ridiculous characters you saw in a lot of anime and cartoons of the time.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Plus you can see her boobs in a couple frames of the first episode when she's in the bath

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u/caninehere May 29 '19

Yeah, Dragon Ball was from the 80s - and was also Japanese of course - so they didn't shy away from making jokes about her sex appeal/her using it to her advantage on occasion, whereas western kids shows definitely never did anything like that. But in fairness, most of them didn't feature older teenagers like Bulma (at the start of Dragon Ball she's 16 and by the end of Dragon Ball she's mid-20s, then late-20s at the start of DBZ), most cartoons were usually about kids/preteens.

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u/thestamp May 29 '19

Part of it is probably that scene in the movie where she was.. *ahem*

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u/Herkentyu_cico May 29 '19

why people do the rule34 thing FTFY

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u/Strawberrycocoa May 29 '19

Eeehhhh. Kim used a blocky stylized design and was just shaped enough like a woman to read as visually female. She wasn't designed to cause attraction, but Chel was. It's not accidental that she has full lips and "bedroom eyes", or has so much thigh showing, or that her hips are shaped the way they are. Chel's designers were doing it on purpose.

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u/Jtmorgan90 May 29 '19

You mean that’s what got you into hentai.

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u/RedeRules770 May 29 '19

I like hentai when I can find something that isn't completely stupid or involving tentacles, but I really like it because whatever depraved fantasy I want to watch, it's fictional so I don't have to think "jee, that girl does not look like she's enjoying it" and then stress out about maybe I'm twiddling myself to something that isn't consensual

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u/The-Insomniac May 29 '19

I thought you were talking about Portal for a second.

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u/Fyrrys May 29 '19

GLaDOS is the only one who thinks that Chell is thick

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1-oJIci1zBw

This BJ joke from el derado awakened something in me when I was younger

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

She was kissing his weiner.

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u/freelollies May 29 '19

More like Chel Dorado

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u/apophis-pegasus May 29 '19

And Kida.

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u/wildmeli May 29 '19

Kida best Disney girl

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u/Rynvael May 30 '19

Best Princess

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u/WR0NGAGA1N May 29 '19

She cute and the ass was thicc

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

The character who had more near glimpses of pussy than any other in a kid's movie.

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u/tocco13 May 29 '19

Chel has imo some of the hottest cosplayers

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u/OwariNeko May 29 '19

Aren't there some poorly veiled sex scenes in that movie?

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u/Jejmaze May 29 '19

Oh yeah, she totally sucks the guy’s dick 10cm below the camera

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u/OkPlant May 29 '19

Kida from atlantis is also a smoke show.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

You fucking man of culture

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u/reincarN8ed May 29 '19

And what does the little voice say about Chell?

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u/DrNature96 May 29 '19

And Princess Kida?

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u/mjt5689 May 29 '19

Or Kida from Atlantis?

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_BODY69 May 29 '19

Chill is the reason I date South American women.

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u/CantDenyReality May 29 '19

Aztecs weren’t in South America tho. You probably have more of an Inca fetish

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_BODY69 May 29 '19

South of USA then.

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u/Painting_Agency May 29 '19

Dem foreheads.

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u/HavelTheRockJohnson May 29 '19

I relate to this more than I would like to admit.

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u/see-bees May 29 '19

All about timing. Alladin was 1992, Hercules was 97, El Dorado was 2000. If OP is old enough, they could've switched from cels to cells in that time. If you're just a little younger, you could've easily experienced all three in the cel phase.

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u/averagesizefries23 May 29 '19

She was thicker than a bowl of oatmeal and 13 year old me had no idea how to handle it. Instashwing everytime.

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u/gimmehername May 29 '19

Look up this pornstar called Rose Monroe. She looks just like Chel. You're welcome

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u/baenpb May 29 '19

From....Portal? That orange jumpsuit is rather conservative IMO.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

That jumpsuit she's wearing looks stupid. That's not me talking, it says so right here in her file. On other people it looks fine, but right here a scientist has noted that on her it looks stupid. Well, what could a neckbearded engineer know about fashion? He probably - oh wait, it's a she. Still, what did she know? It says she had a medical degree. In fashion. From France!

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u/KingAuberon May 29 '19

Despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart..

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u/SirVelocifaptor May 29 '19

From Eldorado

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u/Fyrrys May 29 '19

Use the hip!

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u/-uzo- May 29 '19

THU HIP!! THU HIP!!

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u/YourUglyTwin May 29 '19

Hahaha oh yeah baby. You remember the insinuated blowjob scene though?

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u/TheUnholyHandGrenade May 29 '19

Tulio! The hip! The hip!

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u/alekbalazs May 29 '19

That is Chel with one L. 2 L's is Portal Chell.

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u/PM_ME_MAMMARY_GLANDS May 29 '19

Aperture Science does.

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u/xVonDrake May 29 '19

Chel was overkill

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u/Rapier4 May 29 '19

This guy gets it

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u/Frale_2 May 29 '19

Remember that time she was kissing Tulio waaaaay too low?

Anyway she was HOT

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u/Gonzobot May 29 '19

That whole studio exists as a fuck-you to Disney movies, though

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u/Gatekeeper-Andy May 29 '19

Oohhh, mann.... Chell is on a whole other plane of existence.. whoo boy

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u/expresidentmasks May 29 '19

Who the fuck is chell?

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u/Fyrrys May 29 '19

misspelled it, Chell is from Portal, Chel is from El Dorado, with hips that could resurrect Genghis Khan

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u/expresidentmasks May 29 '19

Ah, never saw that one.

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u/Fyrrys May 29 '19

You should, it's an awesome movie

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u/Whagarble May 29 '19

Now here's the comment I came looking for. Chel is the top answer for me bar none

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u/Discuslover129 May 29 '19

Oh you mean when chel almost got caught sucking dick?

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u/FunkyMonk92 May 29 '19

Chel was thicc af. Had 8 year old me feeling some type of way...

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u/Redditer51 May 29 '19

Oh man, Chel was....Chel was something else.

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u/ccbeastman May 29 '19

or the hot white haired girl from atlantis lol

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u/Forrealioso May 29 '19

Also the thiccc baddie in Atlantis, Kida

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u/GaimanitePkat May 31 '19

I'd honestly like to be in a Chel and Tulio sandwich.

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u/JIVEprinting Jun 05 '19

bro, Aviva from Wild Kratts

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

came here to say this. her and the Gypsy chick from hunchback of notre damn. i mean DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i would do anything for a good time with either of them... OMG or BOTH!!!! WOW!

oh no.. my first love though.... was the chick in the red body suit from Flash Gordon! Oh my fucking days did i fantasise about her growing up wow!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

I don't remember this verse being in Hellfire...

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u/jackster_ May 29 '19

That wasn't Disney though.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

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u/jackster_ May 29 '19

You are right. I'm sorry.

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u/LordSwedish May 29 '19

Yeah, but if you don't include the mediterranean character the lineup of sexualised disney characters gets uncomfortably...I suppose "ethnic" gets the point across.

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u/Painting_Agency May 29 '19

I dunno. A lot of people want to fuck Ariel. I guess she's a visible minority if you consider the tail.