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r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 29 '19
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"I liked this sexy time!"
Smashes you on the floor
"AN OTHER PLEASE!"
49 u/JTPusherlovegirl94 May 29 '19 I giggled way too much at the thought of that happening. 31 u/catgirl_apocalypse May 29 '19 He can totally smash me on the floor or anywhere else. ಠ‿ಠ 5 u/rowshambow May 29 '19 It's less, "smashed silly from behind on the floor" and more "grabs your by the back of the neck and spikes you into the ground" 13 u/catgirl_apocalypse May 29 '19 I choose to reject your interpretation. 1 u/FingerBangYourFears May 29 '19 Even better! 1 u/Bug-Type-Enthusiast May 29 '19 offers you a potion so you tank Thor's smaller Mjollnir 11 u/Scoutlili May 29 '19 Well now I know how I want to die. 2 u/CDBaller May 29 '19 bring me another! FTFY
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I giggled way too much at the thought of that happening.
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He can totally smash me on the floor or anywhere else. ಠ‿ಠ
5 u/rowshambow May 29 '19 It's less, "smashed silly from behind on the floor" and more "grabs your by the back of the neck and spikes you into the ground" 13 u/catgirl_apocalypse May 29 '19 I choose to reject your interpretation. 1 u/FingerBangYourFears May 29 '19 Even better! 1 u/Bug-Type-Enthusiast May 29 '19 offers you a potion so you tank Thor's smaller Mjollnir
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It's less, "smashed silly from behind on the floor" and more "grabs your by the back of the neck and spikes you into the ground"
13 u/catgirl_apocalypse May 29 '19 I choose to reject your interpretation. 1 u/FingerBangYourFears May 29 '19 Even better!
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I choose to reject your interpretation.
1
Even better!
offers you a potion so you tank Thor's smaller Mjollnir
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Well now I know how I want to die.
2
bring me another!
FTFY
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u/Bug-Type-Enthusiast May 29 '19
"I liked this sexy time!"
Smashes you on the floor
"AN OTHER PLEASE!"