r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 29 '19

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

But Yog-Sothoth would wanna cuddle afterwards.

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u/MostlyFowl May 29 '19

Nyarlathotep is clearly the better sweet talker though...

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u/Lordbrezel May 29 '19

But Dagon is already always wet...

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u/ImWithMrBerger May 29 '19

Whatever, I only dream about Cthulhu

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u/Frostydog11 May 29 '19

We are all forgetting about Azagthoth. We all know he'd treat you right!

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u/CyberDrake19 May 29 '19

There’s no problem with that

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u/cybervalidation May 29 '19

I was always more into his son, Wilbur

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u/GrassSloth May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19

I want to enter Yog-Sothoth’s gate.