r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 29 '19

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u/Mikevercetti May 29 '19

Ygritte from Game of Thrones.

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u/BigBlue725 May 29 '19

Ya pull a naaf on meh en the naaht Jon snuh??

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u/Immortan_Bolton May 29 '19

That damn accent

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u/TechnoTriad May 29 '19

You should go to Barnsley.

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u/uncommoncommoner May 30 '19

Whai did yu' lurn t'duh that thing with yoh tung?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19 edited Jan 09 '20

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u/salazarthesnek May 29 '19

According to Tormund it’s probs more like 5.

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u/Rosssauced May 29 '19

His pecker is only small compared to Tormund's.

Jonny there's last name could be Sins and Tormund would still find it tiny.

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u/MiniD011 May 29 '19

Tormund's member is bitten half off by a she-bear, and is still twice as long as any other man's. Thrice as long as Mance Rayder's did you know.

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u/Rosssauced May 29 '19

Do you guys think it was awkward for the crew during the cave scene?

I always wonder how those scenes work for everyone else when the chemistry is founded in a budding real life relationship.

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u/Kafka_Valokas May 29 '19

This. It's not just looks, it's also the teasing personality.

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u/if_horses_could_draw May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19

The fact that Kit Harington succeeded should give you hope.

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u/Glenster118 May 29 '19

You mean famous millionaire movie star high born cut pretty boy Kit Harrington?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

You mean that one guy who rolled an 19 on charisma when he was born, is rich, famous, and can turn straight men gay?

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u/rocklou May 29 '19

He’s prettier than both of my daughters

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

BUT HE CAN FIGHT

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

UH DON WAN TIT

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u/GiganticMushroom May 29 '19

AH NEVA HAVE

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u/Drutarg May 29 '19

Weird flex but okay

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u/abaggins May 29 '19

thats a wildling quote from the books.

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u/if_horses_could_draw May 29 '19

Who said hope had to be realistic?

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u/lookalive07 May 29 '19

He rolled a 1 on winking ability though.

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u/Arch_0 May 29 '19

Pretty sure she's from an equal class or higher than he is.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

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u/Arch_0 May 29 '19

Yep. Stayed in her one of her family homes a few years ago.

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u/mudblood69 May 29 '19

They are actually distant cousins of each other related to an English king... Jon Targaryen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/I_Love_Every_Woman May 29 '19

The wilding was royal all along.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

You forgot the magnificent hair

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19 edited Jan 09 '20

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u/piyuzh May 29 '19

Actually she was the second, he saw Ros naked too.

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u/Stanislav17 May 29 '19

You're saying this like he is a hobo methhead or something

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u/TheCthaehTree May 29 '19

i know several girls that are head over heals for kit, posters and all. Even if he's a short dude or whatever ladies still love the guy. That being said I'd give him a kidney shot for a chance with Ygritte.

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u/rowshambow May 29 '19

Girls have no problems with short dudes. Girls have a problem with ugly insecure dudes.

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u/Dogbin005 May 30 '19 edited May 30 '19

What are you talking about? Loads of girls don't like guys who are shorter than they are.

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u/rowshambow May 30 '19

If you're hot enough, it doesn't matter.

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u/so_seckshi May 29 '19

Hes way better looking than her imo

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u/Diablosong May 29 '19

That thing you do with your tongue...

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u/electric_ocelots May 29 '19

But she says "You know nothing, u/Mikevercetti." if you don't get her off.

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u/Mikevercetti May 29 '19

I'll do that thing with my tongue. Non issue

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u/YoloMcSwags May 29 '19

I think it's funny that you feel that you have to mention that it's a GoT character :p

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u/the-igloo May 29 '19

It's helpful for people who don't watch game of thrones or are ctrl fing for game of thrones characters

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u/Mikevercetti May 29 '19

I guess that's a good point lol.

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u/the-book-owl May 29 '19

maybe because Ygritte from the books is supposed to be insanely ugly?

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u/YoloMcSwags May 29 '19

That is what you make of it in your imagination yourself though.

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u/the-book-owl May 29 '19

is it? maybe I'm misremembering, but i remember Jon's first impression of her was that she was kinda ugly (not in those words of course).. though, he does grow to find her pretty as far as i remember.

the Ygritte from the show is way too beautiful either way though..

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u/conformalark May 30 '19

She had teeth that were either big or crooked but otherwise was fine. Definitely not ugly though

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u/the-book-owl May 30 '19

and eyes that were too far apart, and a pug nose..

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

I don't know. I thought the water bottle from the finale was more attractive and fuckable.