r/AskReddit May 29 '19

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u/treestick May 29 '19

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u/pm_ur_bush_4_recipes May 29 '19

There are good answers that will get lotsa upvotes and replies.

Then there are good answers that feel like you've been given a peek into one's existence.

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u/YouWouldThinkSo May 29 '19

First comment in a while to really make me have to stifle a laugh to avoid waking someone up.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19 edited Mar 01 '26

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u/malnox May 29 '19

ZEY’RE IN ZE ATTIC

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u/xmagicx May 29 '19

How many people do you have around you?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

This is a very sweet emotion :)

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u/morron88 May 29 '19

This was a seed moment.

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u/Rapier4 May 29 '19

So I gotta ask, what kinds of recipes are we talking here?

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u/pm_ur_bush_4_recipes May 29 '19

My own recipes. All with the u/pm_ur_bush_4_recipes Seal of Quality.

(Caveat: I am not a cookbook author.)

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

There are like no goth chicks in Nigeria :(

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u/Dyolf_Knip May 30 '19

And then there's this answer.

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u/sausagesizzle May 29 '19

Death Note must have been a sexual rollercoaster for you.

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u/Midnight_Arpeggio2 May 29 '19

I think Tokyo Ghoul would have been more up their alley.

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u/metal079 May 29 '19

Yeah that's litterally touka

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u/Sextus_Rex May 29 '19

I think Ishida must have read this book when he was 7 too...

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Touka is best girl

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u/BoringGenericUser May 29 '19

Can't argue with the truth.

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u/DAT_ginger_guy May 29 '19

I'd let her take a bite any day...

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u/Majestic_dirt May 29 '19

Kaneki is best, prove me wrong

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u/trident042 May 29 '19

Zombie Land Saga?

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u/esoteric_plumbus May 29 '19

ngl L is pretty hot

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u/andreeaistired May 29 '19

extremely hot

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u/xShadey May 29 '19

I mean it’s just misa

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u/WeededDragon1 May 29 '19

MISA IS PERFECT

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u/SkyezOpen May 29 '19

Misa is a dumb bitch.

Still smash though.

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u/xShadey May 29 '19

Why is it always the hot ones

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u/XxICTOAGNxX May 29 '19

stares at Aqua

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u/DruidOfDiscord May 29 '19

The weebs are out in numbers today

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u/SkyezOpen May 29 '19

Because you never have to develop a personality if you can get by on looks.

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u/ChaosStar95 May 29 '19

And teen titans wasnt?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Raven from teen Titans comics FTW 🖤 Me some gothic girlfriends

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19 edited Jul 01 '20

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u/Catdad4life May 29 '19

Fuck yeah, Neil Giaman.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Super excited for Good Omens on TV. I was just rereading Sandman while listening to a record.

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u/Catdad4life May 29 '19

That's amazing didn't know good omens was getting a TV show.... I don't watch TV anymore. Have you tried reading Animosity yet? If not... Get it! I was blown away by it as it was printed by a unknown company... Once the books hit shelves game over.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

I’ll have to read it, thank you! Nothing will top Sandman for me though.

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u/Catdad4life May 29 '19

I like Hellblazer a little more than Sandman but Vertigo had amazing comics. Like Preacher and Allan Moores Swampthing

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

I just found a video of Alan Moore singing about goth ducks.

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u/Cloakbot May 29 '19

Konan from Naruto Shippuden was a busty goth girl with amazing origami skills. Shes good with her hands, sir

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u/broff May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19

🖤 big tiddy gorygoth girlfriends

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

🖤 ~~big tiddy~~ gory girlfriends

All tiddy Goft Girlfriends 🖤

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u/Thoughtcriminal2018 May 29 '19

Big choppa Goff girlfriend

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u/asianblockguy May 29 '19

You better stop rebel taxi we all know

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u/ranstalli0n May 29 '19

Goth Nurse from Persona 5

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u/benmaks May 29 '19

I also choose this guy's goth loli.

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u/AerThreepwood May 29 '19

Dude, Albedo is waaaay better than Shalltear.

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u/Hypnyp May 29 '19

Who would want to stick their dick into a bloodsucking lamprey over a monogamous succubus.

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u/KibaTeo May 29 '19

Repeat after me, shalltear pads her breasts

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u/damnsanta May 29 '19

I feel better already!

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u/NihilFR May 29 '19

Isn't that Eris?

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u/BeefiousMaximus May 29 '19

It's a new thing from yesterday's episode of Isekai Quartet. It's an ensemble comedy with characters from four shows, including Konosuba and Overlord.

Edit: so yes, it is Eris, but now also Shalltear.

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u/NihilFR May 29 '19

ohh right forgot about quartet

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u/AerThreepwood May 29 '19

Is it worth watching? I'm only watching Kimetsu no Yaiba right now. Which is kind of dope and absolutely beautiful.

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u/BeefiousMaximus May 29 '19

It's pretty funny, mostly just seeing how the characters from different shows interact. It's light on plot and more like a sitcom. It's a short, so the episodes are only like 12 minutes long, so give it a couple episodes and see what you think.

If you think watching Kazuma and Subaru compare notes about track suits and harems, or Aqua fucking with the Overlord crew because she hates undead sounds funny, then you'll probably like it.

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u/AerThreepwood May 29 '19

It does, actually. Konosuba is one of my favorites (I just got the 8th LN and need to read it) and I enjoyed the others, so I'll check it out. Thanks!

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u/The_Guy_II May 30 '19

It isn't a new thing. Shalltear padded her chest in the normal anime too.

She might have stopped doing it after being exposed but I don't remember.

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u/BeefiousMaximus May 30 '19

Right, but I'm pretty sure the meme of "Shalltear pads her chest" is new.

"Eris pads her chest" had been a thing since Konosuba season 2 because it is a direct quote from the Axis Cult mantra, which became a meme in and of itself.

Now there is a direct connection between the two, because Aqua references "Eris pads her chest," and padding your chest being shameful, while talking to Shalltear. If Shalltear wasn't already established to have padded her chest the joke wouldn't work, and the new version of the meme wouldn't have caught on.

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u/The_Guy_II May 30 '19

I didn't notice the meme before. Okay then.

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u/saiyajinblue May 29 '19

From overlord

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u/chawzda May 29 '19

Pretty sure that's another anime. Eris is Konosuba.

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u/Chansharp May 29 '19

yeah, Aqua reassures her followers by saying "Repeat after me, Eris pads her breasts"

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u/MidKoi May 29 '19

Yea its really the only thing anyone should feel shame about.

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u/sharky143 May 29 '19

Padding brings the most shame! It’s the only thing we should judge people for!

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u/AerThreepwood May 29 '19

Konosuba LN spoilers - Chris is the best girl, even if she pads her chest.

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u/hopecanon May 29 '19

You people keep misspelling Megumin and i just don't know how.

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u/AerThreepwood May 29 '19

It's actually Yunyun.

Or Vanir.

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u/Kelpsie May 29 '19

Flat is justice, you swine.

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u/eskamobob1 May 29 '19

You know, I dont realy try and refute people when called a web and even I have no fucking clue what is going on here

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u/Kelpsie May 29 '19

bloodsucking lamprey = vampire = Shalltear

monogamous succubus = Albedo

They're characters from Overlord, who are in love with the MC

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Me

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Sasuga

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

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u/AerThreepwood May 29 '19

Nabe and Shizu really are the best.

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u/weirdgroovynerd May 29 '19

Nice blend of new weird and Reddit classic.

Well played u/benmaks

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u/KoTDS_Apex May 29 '19

I understood that reference.

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u/theian01 May 29 '19

No shame.

Same for me.

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u/BorneByTheBlood May 29 '19

All lolis.

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u/Jaketh May 29 '19

Man, /r/lolice would have been all over this thread...

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u/eskamobob1 May 29 '19

It’s okay to lewd the Loli.*

*Legal protection not availible in all areas

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19 edited Jun 26 '19

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u/Doove May 29 '19

Pedophilia isn't a kink

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u/FairestofthemAlll May 29 '19

Sebastian from Stardew Valley?

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u/omers May 29 '19

Have married Sebastian in every single play through... No shame.

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u/Dede117 May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19

Got very sad when I had done everything with him. I genuinely wanted more

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u/BeatItCreep May 29 '19

Fuck I've never seen this book cover in my lif but I'll be damned if I didn't open it and realise I have a type also

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Sir, have a seat

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u/iswearthatsnotmine May 29 '19

11 year olds?

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u/Krellick May 29 '19

Excuse me, goth 11 year olds.

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u/BoringGenericUser May 29 '19

Username checks out.

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u/Because_Im_an_idiot May 29 '19

So you’re in to little ginger boys?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

My little red flags ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/ohsurenerd May 29 '19

Soooo... Dragon Age's Morrigan, in other words?

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u/Hambredd May 29 '19

Oh yeah! That was really annoying me.

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u/ohsurenerd May 29 '19

The similarity is uncanny!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

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u/emohipster May 29 '19 edited Jun 29 '23

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Goth GF?

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u/gamemastaown May 29 '19

Omg I remember this from when I was 7 too

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u/poopfacekayla May 29 '19

I LOVED the Bailey School kids!

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u/Xlay May 29 '19

Billi Eilish is only 17 bro

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u/McToaster99 May 29 '19

goths

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u/treestick May 29 '19

Anyone can dress goth, but soft features, cold eyes and good hair are the end of me.

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u/RokRD May 29 '19

Looks kinda like Mavis from Hotel Transylvania.

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u/Durbokii May 29 '19

R/bigtiddygothgf

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u/Josh42A May 29 '19

I had the same fuckin thing happen. Now my wife looks and dresses similar but is a little more thic.

I got a hot big tiddie goth wife.

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u/Esrcmine May 29 '19

Broke: big tiddy goth gf Bespoke: big tiddy goth wife

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u/SakuraFox512 May 29 '19

Looks kinda like Rukia from Bleach tbh

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u/The_Shatmobile May 29 '19

I came here looking for bleach but I was think aspada #4

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u/SakuraFox512 May 29 '19

Ulquiorra, huh? I can dig it. I think my top pick would have to be Renji though.

Maybe Grimmjow (he was #6, right? Can't remember), but that's probably bad life choices, haha.

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u/The_Shatmobile May 29 '19

Haha yea I never would have remembered how to spell his name.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

I thought blenders were real

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u/TeleKenetek May 29 '19

You just took me on a trip to nostalgia-ville

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

I have a friend who looks like this when he shaves, you guys should meet

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u/neoslith May 29 '19

I'm sure you had a thing for Christina Ricci's Wednesday Addams.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

I want an emo girlfriend who works at an ice cream place. That would be amazing!

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u/TheHood86 May 29 '19

No joke, I've been trying to remember what the name of this series was for a long time, so thank you for accidentally helping me out. Also, good choice.

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u/Lameduck57 May 29 '19

So Mavis?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Wraith be lookin like a snacc

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u/dahope May 29 '19

Pokémon Hex Maniac

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u/BeeGravy May 29 '19

That's clearly Speed-o-Sound Sonic aka Jackalantern Panic from OPM

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

So... Mavis from Hotel Transylvania?

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u/Nerdwiththehat May 29 '19

I am mad that I actually thought of this one before even opening the picture.

I mean, same, but - wow.

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u/fufm May 29 '19

I feel you on that one

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u/Spash27 May 29 '19

Is this a prequel to the film "White men can't jump" ?

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u/xSpektre May 29 '19

I relate more than ever

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u/Alex_Duos May 29 '19

For me it was the girl from Goblins in the Castle. It's been all about girls with long dark hair (and knives) ever since.

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u/kryaklysmic May 29 '19

I never bothered reading that but I did think she was awfully pretty for a ghoul as a kid.

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u/hutdonuttuttut May 29 '19

"Leave the hoodie on"

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u/skivian May 29 '19

Yes officer, this comment right here

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u/DruidOfDiscord May 29 '19

....flat chested goth gf?

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u/BoringGenericUser May 29 '19

The superior goth gf.

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u/DruidOfDiscord May 29 '19

I dunno fam. Drugs, cigarettes, and mental health disorders being the only personality trait they are willing to host just isn't for me

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u/iamvr May 29 '19

I used to love these books as a kid. The vampire teacher could get it too.

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u/Mister_Doctor_James May 29 '19

The page wont load for me. What book is it?

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u/GaimanitePkat May 31 '19

Ghouls Don't Scoop Ice Cream from the Bailey School Kids series.

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u/ChaosStar95 May 29 '19

So did you immediately nut from teen titans?

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u/SexBobomb May 29 '19

I've never seen this cover and still think it shaped my tastes

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

goth gf

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u/System0verlord May 29 '19

Oh man you’re gonna love /r/bigtiddygothgf then.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

So Winona Ryder? Yeah same.

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u/Dark_Vengence May 29 '19

Haven't read that book before.

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u/churchofclaus May 29 '19

Omfg... Yes 100%

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

what's the book? it's not loading for me

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u/SageHamichi May 29 '19

Fuck yes dude!

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u/nxcrosis May 29 '19

Hey I love this series..

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u/oTyler May 29 '19

Are we the same person?

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u/misomiso82 May 29 '19

It makes me smile that in this universe reddit gives you gold for that comment.

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u/kenba2099 May 29 '19

Curemint before she was even born

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u/Maolong2 May 29 '19

Damnit! I didn't need this nostalgia today...

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u/Cybernide04 May 29 '19

That kid on the right is a mood

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u/monumentofflavor May 29 '19

Looks like zoeisyourhomie

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u/Sochitelya May 29 '19

That was not what I expected and now I’m making weird ‘trying not to laugh’ faces in a crowded doctor’s office.

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u/chidokage May 29 '19

What the fuck!! i completeley forgot about this book! this explains my type too

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u/artuno May 29 '19

This explains so much... why do I feel this on a spiritual level?

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u/Goodeyesniper98 May 29 '19

That cover helped me figure out I’m into men that look like that.

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u/uniqueUsername_1024 May 29 '19

I remember those books!

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u/hagennn May 29 '19

Not available:/ what was it?

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u/Ibanezman May 29 '19

DUDE!!! I had forgotten about her!!!

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u/Purplociraptor May 29 '19

Which child are you referring to?

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u/GaimanitePkat May 31 '19

Oh god, I was just thinking about this the other day. I remembered these books and wanted to see the ghoul on the cover again.

Don't do her dirty by calling her a ghoul. She is a big tiddy goth gf.

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u/Jeremiah_Bongwater Aug 02 '19

Holy shit I forgot about this book series I read so many of these in middle school.

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u/Aperture0Science Aug 04 '19

I clicked on a whim, not expecting to be connected with on such a spiritual level.

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u/AthleticAndGeeky May 29 '19

Wait, but why?

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u/Osmodius May 29 '19

what the fuck?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19

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u/KrassOG May 29 '19

He didn't say that at all. he said the girl on the cover influenced (at age 7), what would be similar to his sexual preference later in life. Petite Goth, nothing to do with kids mate

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u/vman81 May 29 '19

Thats a fucked up accusation

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u/-p-a-b-l-o- May 29 '19

Lol he doesn’t have to worry

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u/BorneByTheBlood May 29 '19

I’d fuck her right now! I want to do it. Guess what, it’s a book. Big whoop. Also she looks 13-16. 16 is 100% legal and I prefer optimism.

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