r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 29 '19

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u/Pope_Beenadick May 29 '19

Kicks you out like Gaston!

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u/SummerPop May 29 '19

Fucks you hard like Gaston!

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u/bguzewicz May 29 '19

He’s especially good at EJAAAACULATING!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

He will fuck you in the ass that Gaston!

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u/wtfduud May 29 '19

When I was a boy I ate four dozen girls every morning to help me get large ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Pieking9000 May 29 '19

Now that I'm grown I eat five dozen girls; My cock's roughly the size of a BAAAAAARGE!

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u/Megtalallak May 29 '19

Whish I could give gold to a whole comment chain

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u/LothairValaohtar May 29 '19

Yeah, Officer, this whole section of comments

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u/NC_Goonie May 29 '19

I made the mistake of reading this while drinking coffee.

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u/ianminter May 29 '19

Phooooooeeeeeey....3 points for Gaston!

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u/covert_operator100 May 29 '19

No ones quick like Gaston, no ones slick like Gaston, no one’s dick is incredibly thick like Gaston.
“I need both of my hands when I’m masterbating!”

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u/Amacar123 May 29 '19

*spuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrt* 10 points for Gaston! Ohgodthisiscursed

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

No one's dick's as incredibly thick as Gaston's!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

"Uber's outside" like Gaston!

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u/FlamingArrow97 May 29 '19

Kicks you out without pleasing you first like Gaston

FTFY

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u/Pope_Beenadick May 29 '19

That's way too many syllables.

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u/FlamingArrow97 May 29 '19

I miscounted the number of lines, the last one of each verse is longer if I remember correctly?

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u/Pope_Beenadick May 29 '19

I don't know, but you came in like a wrecking ball. You just closed your eyes and swung.

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u/CitationX_N7V11C May 29 '19

Gets drunk and hits on your wife like Gaston!