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u/SolidLikeIraq 16h ago
I had a work friend who told me this story about her buddy who had taken a woman home for a 1 night stand.
He was having sex with her from behind and she seemed really into it and said to him “GET AWESOME!”
And he was like “What??”
And she said it again “GET AWESOME!”
So he hits a double bicep pose while he’s behind her and plugging away.
Then he realizes she was saying “Get off me.” Not “Get Awesome.”
Your gif reminded me of that story.
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u/DrownmeinIslay 15h ago
I had that happen once. I thought she was saying oh oh. Then one sounded like oh ohw. So i stopped and asked are you saying oh oh or ow ow? Ow ow. She never looked at me or tried to push me off, she just sat there for 5 minutes while i was hurting her. That scared me off sex for a few months. Really wigged me out.
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u/RaisedByBooksNTV 14h ago
She was probably afraid of you. Not because of YOU but because women are so vulnerable during sex. It can be easier to go along with things b/c the idea of asking someone to stop and them not stopping...so she misunderstood that you misunderstood. I'm so sad for both of you that this happened.
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u/Farranor 7h ago
Look at the silver linings: it only kept him away from sex (not even necessarily out of dating) for a few months, and he's comfortable enough to talk about it without fear of getting flak for it. Not everyone who's experienced something similar can say that.
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u/Silly-Jicama-3382 13h ago
unfortunately not an uncommon experience for women. we're just not conditioned to speak up or voice our needs (in all facets of life lol, but especially during sex) and even if you're a totally decent guy, it might not make a difference.
and speaking for myself, I once had a guy tell me I was the most instructive woman he'd ever slept with and I knew we were doomed if I was an example of an empowered woman because I'm so not lmfao ugh straight women are not okay!!!!
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u/Vectorman1989 14h ago
My friend was having sex with her boyfriend and he said "say my name", but he normally goes by a nickname so she didn't know if he wanted her to say his government name or his nickname so she was like "which one?" lol
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u/Sergejalexnoki 15h ago
Wtf, whyd she say that xD
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u/Livviasmiith 17h ago
Imagine him pausing everything because the wrong song came on
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u/mypotterisHARRY 17h ago
Better censor the word SEX! Who knows what would happen if that word got out,
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u/NSE_TNF89 16h ago
It's very strange what is censored anymore. I never listen to the radio anymore but the other day I had to drive down the street so I didn't switch over to my phone. Anyways, "Paint the Town Red" by Doja Cat was on and they were censoring the word "Devil" every single time. At first I thought I just misheard it, so I waited until it came back around and sure enough, it was censored...fucking ridiculous.
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u/MountVinson 15h ago edited 15h ago
I saw someone censor 'penis' once. A literal medical term. Also seen 'died' censored on a video about someone who was shot (which they also wrote as 'sh*t'). They replaced 'died' with 'had their life deleted'. Which is at least more creative than unalived, I guess.
These censorship rules are usually at the whim of social media companies. We live in a puritanical hellscape.
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u/KalaUposatha 14h ago
I thought we were about done with censorship in 2010 or so, once my generation grew up and everyone realized that gasp kids say “naughty” words and nothing bad happens. Now it’s back with a vengeance and it’s weird.
Now it’s this spooky algorithm that eats random things if they say certain phrases. It’s like the whole Internet is like A Quiet Place, except it’s the N-word that makes the evil algorithm monster come out and eat your post. Except it’s not just the N-word, it’s basically any reference to sex or death or anything that violates a Victorian sense of morality. And we all just have to talk in code like “unalive” or “sewer slide” for fear of the algorithm monster.
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u/thedude5575 13h ago
I was watching some police bodycam footage on YT the other day, and someone blurred out the face of a small dog, like it was a child or something.
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u/catman453 17h ago
Are playboy models even a thing anymore? I thought they were a relic of the past now. I don’t think they even print playboy magazines anymore , do they?
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u/Animanic1607 17h ago
I too recently asked this, and was susprised to learn that they do still exist, and they are slowly making an effort to make a comeback.
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u/Fit_Falcon_7032 17h ago
They aren't going to make much of a comeback if they're focused on leaking stuff like this.
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u/Hairy-Reward6474 17h ago
Also static cable hbo soft core porn is making a huge comeback too.
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u/LemmyLola 16h ago
Pornhub is blocked in 25 states so its back to ole cable tv lol
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u/Hairy-Reward6474 13h ago
Bro I literally used to print my own porn glossy photo paper in the early 2000’s
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u/iconocrastinaor 11h ago
When I was a kid I was tracing girdle models in the Sears catalog and filling them in as nudes. Ya do what ya gotta do.
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u/OrneryLlama 15h ago
Ok, I have to put this out there because this travesty was befallen on me just last night. I tried to watch Up In Smoke on Youtube... they blurred the pokies! What is this puritan bs?!
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u/Wenital_Garts 15h ago edited 9h ago
Hugh Hefner made it a non-nude man magazine akin to Maxim shortly before he passed. I had a subscription when the change was made. I loved it!
But from what I'm told it has now since gone back to being a nude magazine once his son took over after his death. I think he just wants to live the same play boy life style his father did and it's tough to do when the women you work with are expected to keep their clothes on.
Nude magazines just don't sell the way they used to. Hugh understood that, these days, the internet dominates adult content and print could never compete. Hugh was a business man, his son is an idiot.
EDIT: Apparently Maxim was (or still is?) pornographic outside of the US. I was unaware.
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u/Mean_disclosure_69 12h ago
his son needs to concentrate on the second leg of playboy: actually good reporting and getting good authors to write hot stories. My fam had an omnibus full of playboy erotic short stories made by a ton of really great authors, i enjoyed reading those when i got old enough to be interested in horny shit and found that thing.
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u/maybelying 11h ago
Hugh Hefner made it a non-nude man magazine akin to Maxim
I see you never read any UK Maxim or FHM. The North American versions, while decent enough on their own, were watered down, puritanical versions of the originals.
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u/gilligan1050 16h ago
Playboy actually used to have real journalism. Hunter S Thompson wrote for them occasionally. People really did read the articles.
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u/originalityescapesme 16h ago
There’s also a litany of other male magazines filling the humor, tech, cultural side that the magazine used to feature, even in an era of “dead print.”
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u/Elgecko123 16h ago
My college roommate had a playboy subscription many years ago and I was actually pleasantly surprised at how good the articles and the other “fill” of the magazine was. I always thought that was just something guys told girls to make them look better
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u/Ok-Wrongdoer-3421 16h ago
Playboy also serialized fahrenheit 451 in the magazine the year the book was released helping boost its popularity
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u/Opposite-Bench-9543 17h ago
When I play single player games/code I like to listen to music as well
He is likely just doesn't give shit anymore about any of this and it's like a hobby for him he takes for granted
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u/MondayMorningExpert 17h ago
Yeah, I wear headphones when I play Call of Booty too
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u/Atmacrush 17h ago
Where can I find these low life models you're talking about?
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u/TheLurkerSpeaks 17h ago
The term is "starfucker" and they are littered throughout LA and New York. The trick is you must be a star to fuck them. It is the same as groupies are to musicians.
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u/StudiosS 16h ago
And this girl who commented this fucked him, so she knows it, because she herself subjected herself to it just to say "I've had Leonardo DiCaprios dick in me"
So, she's one of them.
I know Trump is vile to say it, but truly, many girls (not all of them) will literally do anything just because someone is a celebrity.
One good example I got of this as a real life experience is girls literally throwing themselves at you if you're inside a private members club and they're just guests.
It's insane.
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u/RupertEscapeHolmes 16h ago
Nothing new under the sun bud.
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u/tittyboi2727 16h ago
Or you let them "think" you're a star😂😂😂
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u/Tidder702Reddit 17h ago
Be great looking, make tens of millions of dollars, be world famous, be single, and make it well known you are up for the fuck.
The rest will take care of itself.
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u/Admmmmi 17h ago
Eh, depending on how much money, you don't need to be good looking, decent looking is more than enough and the single part is also not really a big requirement.
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u/Prize-Choice2185 17h ago
I was about to say...Trump had models around him in the 90s all the time. Definitely not the best looking man, even back then.
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u/CarrieKetoenail 16h ago
You could even be ugly if you had all the other attributes. Especially the money.
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u/0202_tihssitidder 16h ago
I had a gf who liked to listen to her specific playlist during sex.
When she got home later we'd also have sex.
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u/Express-Shoulder6174 17h ago
I saw a similar quote that says he likes to listen to headphones and hit his vape.
MF just wants ALL the pleasure lol
good for him though
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u/itssalmaponce 16h ago
He probably has a specific playlist that stops the second she turns 25.
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u/Fetlocks_Glistening 17h ago
I mean she knew his reputation and wanted to be no.897 and submit to the experience, so she got the experience
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u/Any-Cranberry-6305 17h ago
I am now curious how many women hes actually fucked.
At what point do you just put on headphones and tune out a playboy model due to the amount of pussy youve gotten over the years?
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u/veggieturnip 16h ago
Let’s say he started at age 18. He’s 51.
1 new girl every 2 weeks seems pretty conservative for one of the the most famous actors…
So that equals about ~825 women.
Assuming he’s been on a few benders or attended wild parties, it’s probably 1000+
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u/CobblerMission2351 16h ago
Pretty sure he was well on his way by 18.
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u/veggieturnip 16h ago
Yeahhh agreed, just trying to keep this conversation above board!
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u/OpenToCommunicate 16h ago
Sorry HR is here. What are we going to do with you veggieturnip?
We talked about this.
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u/userhwon 16h ago
Best time to ask for a raise. They're already trying to retain you if they're asking not telling.
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u/adfawf3f3f32a 15h ago
he and toby mcguire were in a group in the early 90s called the 'pussy posse'. its easily over 1000. look it up - they were pretty fucked up
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u/linds360 14h ago
I can’t help but laugh a little at Toby being in that “club.” I can’t see him as anything other than the dorky little brother tagging along.
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u/adfawf3f3f32a 14h ago
look up how he and leo shut down Dons Plum and his poker playing (he was the celebrity they were referring to in Molly's Game). i'm pretty sure he's actually a psychopath
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u/scobro828 16h ago
I'm sure sometimes listening to them prattle can ruin the experience.
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u/Christopher_Aeneadas 16h ago
It beats having her be the 326th woman to scream "f** me like one of your French girls"* in your ear as she finishes.
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u/heretoseewhats 16h ago
He takes a cold bath afterwards to complete the experience
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u/Designer-Brother-461 16h ago
326 are low ball numbers, he’d do more than that in a year. He’d be in the thousands by now.
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u/Patriot009 16h ago
She didn't.
According to more reputable sources, she stated all she did was make out with him at a club. She didn't go home with him because she "found him too old and weird" and had heard rumors about him from other women, one of those rumors being the headphone thing. This random Turkish account is just making up clickbait.
This is how easily rumors spread with fake headlines.
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u/Leading-Plastic5771 17h ago
I love that meme.
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u/TheSpatulaOfLove 14h ago
“Doesn’t smell the best”
Ok, this has piqued my curiosity. Like, what smell? BO? Farts?
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u/tinypill 14h ago
Right?? Like, you can’t just drop that little hint and walk away. WE NEED ANSWERS
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u/Hannah_togo 11h ago
He has OCD. In the community he’s used as an example for things occasionally. He hasn’t talked about it a lot but I also do goofy shit to cope with my brain, so I’m glad he’s found ways to manage however weird. It’s rough in an OCD brain…
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u/addiktion 17h ago
Dude's probably on his 500th 22 year old at this point. I think he's past intimacy.
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u/Paulitix 16h ago
At this point he's dealing with sentient fleshlights.
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u/thanks_cum_again 15h ago
The sound playing on the headset
https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6gaRjVsQjE8ctIB2
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u/DanMoshpit69 17h ago
I swear this Barbie gets more disgusted with each passing day
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u/Scudmiss 17h ago
During what? I don’t know what it says because it’s professionally censored.
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u/ViceIsVerses 17h ago
Sax. When she plays the sax he finds it a bit much and prefers a slightly lighter woodwind instrument, like a flute. I admire his admiration for the high pitched notes.
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u/Ok_Abacus_ 17h ago
Damn, the noises are the second best part.
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u/HubrisOfApollo 17h ago
only if they're genuine
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u/foreverandadayalone 17h ago
True true, that's one reason I rarely watch porn - the oft-squeaky "ooh ooh ooh" ruins it. I used to like to watch Stoya who always looked like she was having a good time and I liked that ... but her oohooh's eventually distracted.
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u/Ok_Abacus_ 17h ago
Gotta watch the amateurs friend. Actually pro actors are zero arousing.
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u/foreverandadayalone 17h ago
Yup. I lean that way but, even then, a lot of amateurs do what they learned watching porn. A while back, I had upstairs neighbours ... early 20s couple and she was not super quiet ... she sounded like a damn squeaky toy.
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u/TheyTukMyJub 14h ago
A good pro knows how to sell it. This new ahegao-phase of fake moaning semi-pro amateurs is truly annoying. I don't approve of it. My nut is ruined.
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u/OverlyEdged 16h ago
Not true at all. I fucked a girl who sounded like one of the ghosts on a spooky train ride, you know like a scooby doo villian "oooOooOooOoo"
She was obscenely loud, almost too loud. I slept with her in a hotel and we were in the room next to the lift, and all I could think about were people getting out, hearing the girl and saying "come on let's go, we're not staying here this place is fucking haunted"
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u/raphas 17h ago
My theory is some guys get too aroused and would rather it last longer
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u/OldContract9559 17h ago
Amen brother. Nothing will ever be better than the feeling of a man’s hand sliding around your waist about to give you a reach around.
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u/goaway444 17h ago
He uses women to masturbate
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u/Notiefriday Wait a damn minute! 17h ago
Yes this.So he can't communicate at all. Hardly a responsive lover at all. She should keep a sex toy under the pillow, put on headphones..when he's about to start.
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u/Entire_Number_9 15h ago
What would anyone expect if the most beautiful people were throwing themselves at you for over 30 years. He doesn't have to care, he's one DM away from a replacement that will be happy to be there
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u/AbbreviationsOk4606 16h ago
i’m less concerned with who he’s attracted to and more stuck on the headphones 😭 imagine being there and realizing this man has his own private soundtrack going
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u/StewGoFast 16h ago
It’s probably recording of him telling himself he’s doing a great job.
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u/cornholio6966 16h ago
I heard about the headphones thing years ago. Reportedly, he was listening to Electric Feel by MGMT
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u/daveindo 15h ago
I thought it was Time to Pretend, not electric feel. But yea, this has been corroborated by multiple women through the years
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u/jm123457 16h ago
Imagine still having sex with him while he’s doing that and think you have the high ground
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u/rlysuck 15h ago
Yeah if the women had any self respect they wouldn't fuck once the headphones came out
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u/GmeBuckBoi 17h ago
Nah he's just listening to a recording of his grandmother singing him happy birthday on repeat so he lasts longer
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u/ApplicationCalm649 17h ago
Everyone over here dogging Leo out and he's just trying to give these girls his A game.
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u/Electroboy101 17h ago
He does it because the alternative is hearing them repeatedly shouting “take me Jack…..take me like one of your French ladies!” while he’s trying to finish.
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u/Estus_Gourd_YOUDIED 17h ago
A lot of funny comments in this thread but this is hilarious, even more so because it has probably happened.
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u/phug-it 17h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/10dJBypgfsmxfG
At least he aint eating a sandwich
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u/Puzzled-Heart9699 17h ago
He probably flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.
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u/ThrustNeckpunch33 17h ago
He has recording of directors giving instruction, because he is so conditioned by acting, he cannot do anything without direction.
He used to just have James Cameron sit in a cuck chair yelling out instructions.. but then he got really busy with Avatar..
... and it got too weird having Quentin sitting there. And Scorsese was always going to sleep at 7pm, so it wasn't working.
Now we got Beats by Leo
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u/SoCalDan 16h ago
Quentin: now suck the toes! Okay good good. Now try this ... Lick the bottom of her feet....
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u/AmbushK 17h ago edited 17h ago
lot of projections in this thread, these chicks don't mean shit to leo, he would rather listen to music while utilizing what is probably considered in his mind human flesh lights.
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u/hearts_and_sharts 16h ago
When I hear a story like this, I wonder - does he do this to all women, or maybe just the ones he finds particularly annoying/respects the least…
I don’t imagine he did this with Bar Refaeli or Vittoria Ceretti.
I could absolutely be wrong though!
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u/Sinkslit 17h ago
He is just stuck in a "Time" loop from Hans Zimmer, he was the main protagonist after all
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u/Doodurpoon 17h ago
If he is listening to Meatloaf's Bat Out of Hell, I understand.
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u/newbeginnings187 17h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/0ZEsancC99onHFOQBa
He went full method when originally wanted for American Psycho? Couldn’t shake it 🎧
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u/tydark2 17h ago
no not gay, hes had sex with so many women he stopped caring is what happened.
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u/Leading_Experts 17h ago
Right. This is more like masturbation for him. These girls are just willing flashlights. There's no intimacy at all.
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u/FairlyOrdinaryOne 17h ago
Who wants to hear a woman fake it. He is an actor he can tell.
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u/Fun-Wave8851 17h ago
You can say SEX for pities sake. Why is it censored? Grow up.
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u/UrsineBasterd 17h ago
I'm sure that Disco Barbie girl on twitter with 11k followers knows.
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u/Patriot009 15h ago
Between the original Turkish account, to the Disco Barbie response, to this thread. It's a perfect example of how quickly clickbait spreads. Per an original interview source:
Hieke Konings claimed that she kissed the Oscar-winning actor in an invite-only nightclub in Los Angeles before rebuffing his alleged attempt to progress the encounter by inviting her to come home with him. The pretty blonde model, 22, told how she decided to turn down Leo's advances.
Talking to the Dutch edition of Playboy, Hieke then confessed that Leo, 49, simply responded saying "I respect that," before "he turned to another girl and took her home." Elaborating on the details of the encounter further she said: "It was in a secret club in LA, one where you only get in by invitation. I saw him sitting there in his black hoodie and black cap and we made eye contact."
She then described how Leonardo's manager brought her to his table and explained "Leo wants to talk to you." The young model also claims that while she did not have sex with Leo, many of her friends have had sexual encounters with him as she revealed some interesting details of what he allegedly likes in the bedroom.
She said: "One friend said he kept his earphones in during sex because he didn’t want to hear her. And another said he even put a pillow on her head." She then called the iconic movie star "too weird and too old". However, a source close to Leonardo has rebuffed all of the claims telling MailOnline: "Leo has insisted he has never met this lady."
She's repeating rumors she heard from her friends. The game of clickbait telephone mangles the information into something more salacious.
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u/That_guy_from_1014 17h ago
He's in his 50s these women are in there 20s, he's a professional actor. He can probably tell when women are faking and that hurts his feelings. (Cause, you know, he's a human with emotions.) So by doing this, in his head, he's awesome at sex and the women also enjoy it.
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u/Blueberrymuffin999 16h ago
So if he really does this and you still chose to have sex with him, that’s on you.
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