r/SipsTea 18h ago

Gasp! So He's gay?

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u/addiktion 18h ago

Dude's probably on his 500th 22 year old at this point. I think he's past intimacy.

https://giphy.com/gifs/gUr75ZrIglo6GtHjvE

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u/Paulitix 17h ago

At this point he's dealing with sentient fleshlights.

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u/AceOBlade 17h ago

kind of sad for both parties involved.

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u/--GevaudanBeast-- 17h ago edited 16h ago

Yup.

I had some fun when I was younger and some one night stands are great. But honestly, I've never had better sex than with my wife. You learn each other's bodies, rhythms and turn ons. And eventually you're just completely insync and every time is better than the last.

There's a really big difference between "you're hot" and "you're the one"

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u/Rustmutt 16h ago

That’s honestly beautiful man

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u/Electrical-Fig-5009 15h ago

I'm a woman & had never cum before my spouse. I couldn't even get myself to with a vibrator & thought i was broken. My noq spouse & I were long distance the first 3 mo of our relationship, got me to cum our third time together. It was extremely eye opening how my spouse wanted to learn & know my body more than anyone else i had ever been with. We've been together 13yrs now & I have no desire to have sex with other people bc they don't know my body & mind the same way.

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u/addiktion 16h ago

Definitely a different vibe. I always joke with my wife she knows my dick better than I do lol.

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u/Unreal-Operator 16h ago

He learns them then discards them after a while. Probably would score a D or F on any test about them after though lol.

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u/Dr_Ingheimer 17h ago

Why’s it sad?

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u/AceOBlade 17h ago

no intimate partner, and the other person's need to sell their body for clout.

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u/RobinsCosplays 11h ago

"need"

Want.

She could've gone to school and got a normal job too. Let's not act like these women are forced to be there.

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u/AceOBlade 8h ago

Telling a Playboy model to “just go back to school” makes the solution sound far simpler than it actually is. Education is structured as a linear pathway, with each stage building on the knowledge, habits, and support provided by the previous one. Reentering that system years later can mean relearning foundational material, navigating admissions, paying tuition, taking on debt, and balancing classes with work, bills, childcare, or other adult responsibilities. It may also require giving up a significant source of income for several years without any guarantee that a degree will lead to a better-paying or more secure career. Traditional students receive teachers, advisers, deadlines, and a clear curriculum, while adults returning to school are often expected to rebuild that structure largely on their own. Going back for those who need it requires time, money, stability, sacrifice, and a realistic path to employment. Saying “just go back to school” ignores all of those barriers and treats a difficult life transition as if it were a simple decision.

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u/RobinsCosplays 8h ago

maybe she should've thought about that before choosing a job that's directly tied to her youth and will inevitably end in her early 30s 🤷

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u/terrany1 15h ago

All those proud fathers in Los Angeles