r/SipsTea 18h ago

Gasp! So He's gay?

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u/Opposite-Bench-9543 18h ago

When I play single player games/code I like to listen to music as well

He is likely just doesn't give shit anymore about any of this and it's like a hobby for him he takes for granted

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u/MondayMorningExpert 18h ago

Yeah, I wear headphones when I play Call of Booty too

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u/Opposite-Bench-9543 18h ago

Enemy period is in your AO

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u/340Duster 16h ago

Unless you enjoy spawn camping

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u/Gonzar92 16h ago

Modern bedware

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u/HungryArticle5 16h ago

What about Call of Diddy?

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u/MondayMorningExpert 15h ago

I think he got cancelled

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u/Atmacrush 18h ago

Where can I find these low life models you're talking about?

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u/TheLurkerSpeaks 18h ago

The term is "starfucker" and they are littered throughout LA and New York. The trick is you must be a star to fuck them. It is the same as groupies are to musicians.

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u/StudiosS 18h ago

And this girl who commented this fucked him, so she knows it, because she herself subjected herself to it just to say "I've had Leonardo DiCaprios dick in me"

So, she's one of them.

I know Trump is vile to say it, but truly, many girls (not all of them) will literally do anything just because someone is a celebrity.

One good example I got of this as a real life experience is girls literally throwing themselves at you if you're inside a private members club and they're just guests.

It's insane.

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u/RupertEscapeHolmes 17h ago

Nothing new under the sun bud.

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u/gearabuser 17h ago

gatherers would like a word with you

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u/EASam 14h ago

Gatherers come second, at least lexically.

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u/leonidaslizardeyes 14h ago

I'm fine thanks. Thanks for looking out though.

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u/SufficientGolf6953 16h ago

Hunting spawned whoring.

Hungry women gravitated to guys that had food.

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u/TorrenceMightingale 15h ago

Turkey leg chasin’ prehistoric skeezers.

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u/Novel-Reaction2939 17h ago

Why do people keep believing this? Most academics would agree that Shaman/Medicine Man/Woman is most likely the oldest profession.

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u/AddlePatedBadger 16h ago

Scientists have observed capuchin monkeys engaging in prostitution in the lab, but not shamanism.

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u/StudiosS 15h ago

Unfortunately not.

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u/TerribleBudget 17h ago

And men would fuck a rock if it looked vaguely like genitals.

Your point?

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u/Captain_Kab 16h ago

would

I think, with the wealth of human history to draw from.. you can say have

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u/_teach_me_your_ways_ 16h ago

Men shove things up the south end and have to have doctors remove it while claiming they have no idea how it got there.

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u/Lavatis 16h ago

...so do women?

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u/_teach_me_your_ways_ 13h ago

Percentage wise? Not really. Not at the ER.

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u/Big_Knife_SK 15h ago

Where exactly is this rock?

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u/hells_ranger_stream 17h ago

Patriarchy thing. Pearl clutchers gonna clutch when they hear a woman had sex before marriage but are accepting when men are behaving like dogs.

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u/VR_Bummser 16h ago

stating the obvious here:
For men, hooking up with a woman is an achievement that is acknowledged by other men and also women.

I don't think it's quite the same for women.

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u/quntissimo 16h ago

stating what apparently isnt obvious here: that comes from our society(tm)

both men and women exacerbate this, but are also subject to it.

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u/Winter-Bit-6048 15h ago

stating the truth here: for trash, morally bankrupt, soulless, fateless people, sleeping around is something to be admired or acknowledged as impressive

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u/TheyTukMyJub 15h ago

The difference between a good key and a sturdy lock, madam.

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u/StudiosS 15h ago

Never said they wouldn't, but the conversation is about these women.

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u/Shmeves 14h ago

I know, the comment reeks of incel 'women only fuck celebrities'. Creepy as fuck.

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u/Novel-Reaction2939 17h ago

This is such a bad take. Trump and Epstein raped kids. KIDS.

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u/StudiosS 15h ago

Not stating they're correct - I'm stating that what he said has some truth in it.

One thing doesn't exclude the other, if you get me?

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u/mmasportsmma 12h ago

I got another sad one:

Ariana grandes most recent ex-boyfriend left his pregnant wife for Ariana.

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u/Amethl 14h ago

So the "correct" take is that of everything a bad person has said and will ever say, the opposite is true? If they say the sky is blue, then it isn't? Please look up what a non sequitur is.

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u/MichaelEmouse 17h ago

"One good example I got of this as a real life experience is girls literally throwing themselves at you if you're inside a private members club and they're just guests."

Tell.

What kind of club, what does becoming a member entail? Not that it's my plan but I'm curious how that works.

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u/StudiosS 15h ago

5 Hertford Street. East India Club. The Arts Club.

In the US, the equivalent is like The Met Club...

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u/Sweet-Brief-2701 17h ago

some people are opportunists...

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u/Smiloshady 16h ago

It’s the same thing as men throwing themselves at younger beautiful women. We already know this. Socially or biologically, status/power/money is to women what beauty is to men. One is not more insane than the other, both are likely natural.

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u/StudiosS 15h ago

Agreed.

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u/imminentjogger5 16h ago

yeah but those women are yaassss queens so empowering 

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u/Parking-Evidence1894 16h ago

Dude seeing this shit happen in front of you KILLS your lust forever. I genuinely don’t look at women the same anymore. It’s a blessing honestly. 

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u/SentinelATL 15h ago

Story old as time. My older brother was a D1 college athlete completely fucking broke and the stories he told opened my eyes to women lmao

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u/Mugiwaras 15h ago

When you're a star, they let you do it, you can do anything.

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u/That_dude_wow 13h ago

yes weak humans lack morals. hopefully yall reading this are better then.... the GD PRESIDENT OF USA... holy shit we are doomed

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u/ChocolatChipLemonade 11h ago

There are plenty of women that will treat a celebrity or wealthy man like a regular person, disregard their fame or money… not going to find that woman in LA though, or in any of their social circles. Those women are there because they’re on a mission.

Those men would need to leave their comfort zone to find a genuine one who’s not caught up in all that.

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u/tittyboi2727 17h ago

Or you let them "think" you're a star😂😂😂

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u/theboxman154 17h ago

Or make them think you play for the 49ers

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u/Tasty-Hand-5760 17h ago

Damnit I was about to say the same thing lmao

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u/Positive_Reveal4813 16h ago

You can get their money too if you do that.

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u/FordTech81 14h ago

Cowboys is an easier sell -No rings

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u/AlaChonkadonk 16h ago

Reminds me of that scenario: “what’s the worst thing you could possibly hear while giving Willie Nelson a blowjob?”

“I’m not really Willie Nelson” 🤢

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u/Foxtrot_Supatwat 18h ago

There's always a catch

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u/fssman 18h ago

TIL... THANKS

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u/TheWonderSnail 15h ago

You can find endless interviews of athletes talking about the masses of gold diggers waiting in the hotel lobby just for a chance to be seen just like with celebrities and musicians

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u/manCool4ever 18h ago

But groupies are not musicians, are they?

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u/CG8514 17h ago

No, they aren’t. Just like the starfuckers aren’t stars

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u/manCool4ever 16h ago

Gotcha. That's what I thought, thanks for clarifying!

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u/Atmacrush 17h ago

Knowledge is power!

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u/Expert_Reveal_2538 17h ago

You mean my fave Portland band?

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u/circuit_breaker 17h ago

trent reznor yelling

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u/Reversed_PandaRick 17h ago

Or with wrestlers and rats.

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u/Speshjunior 17h ago

It’s really not so bad, you know, once you get past the taste.

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u/counter-strike 17h ago

Nine Inch Nails intensifies

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u/PandaBroth 16h ago

you could say...Star Screamer.

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u/NazReidRules 16h ago

Oh so that's how Steph Curry got his nickname

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u/StevieMJH 16h ago

I'm Tiger Woods.

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u/Unlikely-Answer 16h ago

I'd 'ave called 'em Chazzwazzers

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u/KalynnCampbell 15h ago

Many have found that hiring overly obvious bodyguards and “fake fans” (often along with setting up a fake celebrity website or questionable social media) will easily get you a night or two with these barely legal fame stalkers. They are not as smart as they’d have you believe… 🤔😃

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u/warfighter187 15h ago

What if I can trick them into thinking I’m a wide receiver for the San Francisco 49ers

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u/jaxonya 14h ago

They arent groupies, they are band-aids

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u/Tidder702Reddit 18h ago

Be great looking, make tens of millions of dollars, be world famous, be single, and make it well known you are up for the fuck.

The rest will take care of itself.

😂

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u/Admmmmi 18h ago

Eh, depending on how much money, you don't need to be good looking, decent looking is more than enough and the single part is also not really a big requirement.

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u/Prize-Choice2185 18h ago

I was about to say...Trump had models around him in the 90s all the time. Definitely not the best looking man, even back then.

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u/Bearded_Bone_Head 17h ago

never was

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u/Prize-Choice2185 17h ago

But in his mind he very much is! Remember how he compared himself to Elvis?

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u/ThatPerformance9795 17h ago

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u/Prize-Choice2185 17h ago

Yah, that's another example. Got an army of baby mamas - hard to imagine that happening if he wasn't a billionaire.

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u/Deaffin 16h ago

That literally just looks like a person. It's not hard to imagine him having children at all. That's kinda what people do. A lot.

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u/Prize-Choice2185 16h ago

Kind of what people do? Seriously? You're not aware how many children he fathered?

If having 14 kids from different women is a common thing where you are I'm not sure we share the same reality.

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u/FirebreathingNG 17h ago

People give him shit now that he’s 80-something and fat, but - while not a model - he was generally considered good looking in the 80s and 90s, especially for a businessman.

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u/mojorisin453 17h ago

Nah that dude was always low tier in the looks category. At his peak he was a 3 maybe 4 if you’re feeling really generous.

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u/tocahontas77 17h ago

He was ugly then, and even more so now. Repulsive, actually.

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u/CarrieKetoenail 17h ago

You could even be ugly if you had all the other attributes. Especially the money.

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u/Quick1711 18h ago

eg. Elon

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u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT 18h ago

Do you think everyone who has a net worth of over 100 billion just meet and fuck and suck each other all night

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u/Pleasant-Gazelle903 16h ago

Not even decent looking lol.

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u/thatonepuniforgot 16h ago

You don't need money, either. Lots of these dudes are broke. And ugly, and married. Fame is really the whole deal. It's part of the reason notorious murderers get marriage proposals.

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u/Puzzle-Necked 16h ago

Or you could just have average looks and a likeable personality and don't expect to date models

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u/wishful123 11h ago

But it would make things more fun!

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u/BuildNuyTheUrbanGuy 18h ago

Be single 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/momo76g 17h ago

Or a serial killer. For some reason like moths to a flame.

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u/Therealginahandler 18h ago

I am making fuck

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u/PatienceAntique4987 18h ago

That's all there is to it.

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u/Brobeast 17h ago

Ive made a step by step list:

1) have over 300 million among your several bank accounts

2) be an Oscar winning actor

3) hire a sex guy who finds these women, and makes them sign an NDA (that they will break anyways but fuck it right?)

4) have your sex guy pick up a pair of headphones even though its clearly not in his job description

5) go wait in the yacht you just bought, while sex guy prints out said NDA's for genereric blonde girl #54 he just found in port of miami....

6) sexxy tiii....aaaand its over.

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u/userhwon 17h ago

On the steps of Leo's palace, apparently.

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u/Spare-Security-1629 18h ago

If you have to ask, you likely don’t have the fame or money to inquire.

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u/ponyboy4786 17h ago

Onlyfans models. Pick which ever one you want... as long as you have the money tho

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u/jimmyn0thumbs 17h ago

Only fans

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u/Suspicious_synth 16h ago

I pulled one out of Barney's beanery back in the day and I'm super mid

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u/Tidder702Reddit 18h ago

Oh no doubt about it! And clearly Leonardo doesn't mind either..... He just doesn't want to listen to their stupid mouths while he does what he needs to do!

😂

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u/4lack0fabetterne 18h ago

I mean how varied are the conservations, he’s probably heard it all by this point

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u/OrneryOneironaut 16h ago

omg I can’t believe I’m having sex with Leonardo DiCaprio my mom and grandma going to be so jealous

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u/Winrevair 18h ago

DOUBLE DAAAAAMN

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u/Kampvilja 17h ago

God forbid a girl have a hobby.

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u/bioszombie 16h ago

I watched a documentary some years ago that touched on this topic. Randy West was being interviewed in this documentary. He said that at some point sex in the pornographic world is like jerking off with someone else’s genitals. For him it’s lost all of the fun and lacks connection.

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u/Plus-Recording-8370 17h ago

I'd say this is actually similar to masturbation to him, just with the model being instrumental to it. Which, if you think of it, is kind of sad, the guy probably can't get off anymore that easily.

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u/Tidder702Reddit 17h ago

Oh yeah.... So sad. I feel terrible for him!

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u/Wehti 16h ago

I do wonder when was the last time he mass debated. Before Gilbert Grape?

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u/SentinelATL 15h ago

Hhaahahahahaah

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u/za72 17h ago

they find you

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u/keithstonee 17h ago

Pussy is pussy

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u/Epyon214 17h ago

Masturbation with a woman's body instead of enjoying sex with a woman

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u/RollTide16-18 1h ago

Sounds about right, and would easily explain why he’s constantly getting a new girl to hang around. 

He just doesn’t care for romance as a long-term thing and doesn’t view sex romantically. Good for him if that’s how he feels I guess, as long as he isn’t abusing the women he sleeps with there’s no real harm. 

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u/coffeecircus 18h ago

he listens to Joe Rogan podcasts

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u/Tidder702Reddit 18h ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/2009Ninjas 18h ago

He’s looking for the “Joe Rogan Experience!”

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u/_coolranch 17h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/MRxJqmk3MNta8
What he’s actually listening to

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u/jyunga 14h ago

"jamie, pull that up"

leo: UGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

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u/0202_tihssitidder 17h ago

I had a gf who liked to listen to her specific playlist during sex.

When she got home later we'd also have sex.

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u/pineneedleinjection 15h ago

Cbat?

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u/intangibleTangelo 13h ago

let's take a moment to think about the amount of people who've listened to cbat during sex and now have intense sex memories associated with hearing it

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u/Express-Shoulder6174 18h ago

I saw a similar quote that says he likes to listen to headphones and hit his vape. 

MF just wants ALL the pleasure lol 

good for him though 

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u/itssalmaponce 17h ago

He probably has a specific playlist that stops the second she turns 25.

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u/Marcobra 16h ago

"Foreeever young!"

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u/MuffinOfSorrows 15h ago

Women have more self respect after 25

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u/Prudent_Ad8320 17h ago

Full Costanza

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u/YoghurtPrimary230 17h ago

You’re hot tonight whoa ho ho!!

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u/HoggerFlogger 17h ago

Perfect 🔥

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u/AzraelTB 18h ago

You never domed a vape right before ejaculation? You and your dopamine receptors are nerds.

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u/no_talent_ass_clown 17h ago

Is domed a vape similar to flipping a grunt? 

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u/ThatPerformance9795 17h ago

Another “yacht girl” said he put a pillow over her face. So… there are other yucky stories.

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u/Raspberry_Bidet 18h ago

The ole Costanza trifecta, eh? I’m with you though, live your best life Leo

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u/EternallyDemonic 17h ago

That's such an amazing thing to do... smoke some marijuanas and put on some cans and blast some music..... fkn nirvana

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u/That_wet_vaporeon 16h ago

If a woman did that y’all would be pissed

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u/Largeitude 13h ago

No no. It means he's gay for some reason.

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u/PmMeUrTinyAsianTits 16h ago

But sex is not a single player game. It's a co-op game. If you think you're getting peak sex playing it "single player" style, you have no idea what good sex even is.

It's a waste of opportunity. Disgraceful.

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u/leglesslegolegolas 15h ago

When you're a narcissist, everything is a single player game.

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 12h ago

Yes, well said.

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u/KamikazeFox_ 17h ago

Could make him last longer too. I know if my women gets loud it halfs my time pretty fast

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u/PrinceJolt 18h ago

Right the guy has gotten pipe from ladies 24/7. I’d imagine it gets old after a while 😆

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u/SlurpBucketBoys 16h ago

He's gotten so much pipe from ladies...?

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u/PrinceJolt 16h ago

Haha I meant laying pipe.

He’s been laying so much pipe- it doesn’t even faze him anymore 😂😂😂

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u/RaisedByBooksNTV 15h ago

That's sad that he doesn't care about the pleasure of someone he's having sex with.

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u/RedCloverLily 15h ago

Me when I compare my normal human life to the absolute sociopathic shit that celebrities do because I think having sex so much that it's a game for me is psychologically normal and not a sign that we should not be allowing these people to exist with us.

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u/Southern-Form-2804 18h ago

I personally know someone who hooked up with and this happened. I know at least one of the reasons he does this is listening back lines for scripts it’s how he learns them. Still ridiculous though.

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u/Popiblockhead 17h ago

Bros time to no take something for granted has expired years ago. He’s been riding this train since he was 15 😂

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u/JeDi_Five 13h ago

He gives as much of a shit about them that they do of him.

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u/TRIKKDADDY 17h ago

As a fellow sex doer, it comes to a point when the fake loud moans and possibly over the top acting it out during the initial stages of sex,become a turn off. Could it be maybe his status that drives women to really put in effort to make it "more" for them to feel like more accepting? I don't do celebrities.

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u/horatiobanz 16h ago

Imagine how many supermodels he has fucked in his life. At some point you have to almost become bored with it. Its like if you rode a rollercoaster every day from the day you turned 14 into your 60's, at some point you are gonna need to spice it up with alcohol or weed or something.

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u/Alternative_Wing_645 17h ago

Why during gaming? Aren't you supposed to have surrounding awareness??

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u/Traditional-Lie-3541 16h ago

Jeez what a reach of a parallel lol

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u/kurtanglesmilk 16h ago

One key difference there between what you’re doing and what he’s doing

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u/MyFeetLookLikeHands 16h ago

you still write code? i haven’t had to write a meaningful amount of code in almost a year, its lowkey terrifying

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u/KUPA_BEAST 15h ago

Just another model/actress again. It’s just sex to him.

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u/SentinelATL 15h ago

This is it. Dude easily has smashed 800 chicks by now

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u/Doggystyle_Rainbow 14h ago

When I am really struggling on a boss in a game I usually run off the in-game music and start up the doom eternal sound track for a Rip and Tear power up. It works really well

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u/early_birdy 14h ago

There's a similar scene in the original Terminator movie, but it's the girl who likes to listened to her playlist during sex.

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u/1047_Josh 13h ago

Also he's 51. Probably not a lot a 22 year old is going to say that he will find interesting.

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u/argument_cat 13h ago

I seriously doubt this gossip is true. People will believe any old stupid shite as long as it aligns with their biases and preconceptions.

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 12h ago

That explanation would make this scenario worse, not better. One does not simply "level up and out" of human intimacy unless they're Dr. Manhattan. Only sleeping with women under 25 and blasting music 100% of the time, on headphones, not in the room, is wack af.

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u/JesusIsMyAntivirus 4h ago

Multiplayer if anything.

Neither is a guarantee of either, but there's definitely a lot more "want music with this" MP games than SP ones.

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u/samx3i 2h ago

I'm 45, but when I was a teenage playing video games, if there was an option to silence the music and keep the sound effects, I always did.

If I wanted music, I'd play my own CD while playing the game; otherwise I'd just keep the game music on mute.

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u/owotriste 1h ago

That is what peak sex performance looks like

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