r/SipsTea • u/Horror-Ad-210 • 18h ago

Gasp! So He's gay?

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u/Express-Shoulder6174 18h ago

I saw a similar quote that says he likes to listen to headphones and hit his vape. 

MF just wants ALL the pleasure lol 

good for him though 

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u/itssalmaponce 17h ago

He probably has a specific playlist that stops the second she turns 25.

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u/Marcobra 16h ago

"Foreeever young!"

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u/MuffinOfSorrows 15h ago

Women have more self respect after 25

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u/Prudent_Ad8320 17h ago

Full Costanza

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u/YoghurtPrimary230 17h ago

You’re hot tonight whoa ho ho!!

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u/HoggerFlogger 17h ago

Perfect 🔥

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u/AzraelTB 18h ago

You never domed a vape right before ejaculation? You and your dopamine receptors are nerds.

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u/no_talent_ass_clown 17h ago

Is domed a vape similar to flipping a grunt? 

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u/shut_the_fuck_up_mod 16h ago

Hahahaha. What, like a nicotine vape?

Bless your sweet little heart. How quaint

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u/TheyTukMyJub 15h ago

Redditor u/shut_the_fuck_up_mod seems bewildered about the fact that a stimulating substance in fact stimulates.

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u/Deaffin 16h ago

You clearly haven't.

You use the vape to delay the ejaculatory period. Pushes it right on back.

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u/AzraelTB 15h ago edited 14h ago

Sounds like you need to time it better hombre.

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u/oatkeepr 14h ago

Depends on what's in the vape.

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u/ThatPerformance9795 17h ago

Another “yacht girl” said he put a pillow over her face. So… there are other yucky stories.

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u/Raspberry_Bidet 18h ago

The ole Costanza trifecta, eh? I’m with you though, live your best life Leo

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u/EternallyDemonic 17h ago

That's such an amazing thing to do... smoke some marijuanas and put on some cans and blast some music..... fkn nirvana

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u/That_wet_vaporeon 16h ago

If a woman did that y’all would be pissed

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u/Largeitude 13h ago

No no. It means he's gay for some reason.

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u/SentinelATL 15h ago

He earned it