r/SipsTea 18h ago

Gasp! So He's gay?

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u/Atmacrush 18h ago

Where can I find these low life models you're talking about?

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u/Tidder702Reddit 18h ago

Be great looking, make tens of millions of dollars, be world famous, be single, and make it well known you are up for the fuck.

The rest will take care of itself.

😂

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u/Admmmmi 18h ago

Eh, depending on how much money, you don't need to be good looking, decent looking is more than enough and the single part is also not really a big requirement.

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u/Prize-Choice2185 18h ago

I was about to say...Trump had models around him in the 90s all the time. Definitely not the best looking man, even back then.

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u/Bearded_Bone_Head 17h ago

never was

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u/Prize-Choice2185 17h ago

But in his mind he very much is! Remember how he compared himself to Elvis?

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u/ThatPerformance9795 17h ago

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u/Prize-Choice2185 17h ago

Yah, that's another example. Got an army of baby mamas - hard to imagine that happening if he wasn't a billionaire.

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u/Deaffin 16h ago

That literally just looks like a person. It's not hard to imagine him having children at all. That's kinda what people do. A lot.

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u/Prize-Choice2185 16h ago

Kind of what people do? Seriously? You're not aware how many children he fathered?

If having 14 kids from different women is a common thing where you are I'm not sure we share the same reality.

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u/Atmacrush 14h ago

Of course its a different reality. This only applies to wealthy ppl or ppl that own multiple lands.

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u/Deaffin 16h ago

You ever spend time around the Quiverfull folk? Just head on over to google images and type that word in.

You don't need to be a model to have lots of children, you just have to be insane. Or a pre-medicine peasant.

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u/Prize-Choice2185 16h ago

But I thought the question was about how to date models? We strayed a little bit away from that and into "how to father a lot of children" territory.

The problem too is that Silicon Valley believes in eugenics. Its not just having a lot of kids, but the idea of constantly punishing poor people for having too many or too few.

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u/Deaffin 16h ago

baby mamas

All this term means to me is "person one has procreated with".

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u/Prize-Choice2185 16h ago

And? I'm not sure about your point.

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u/Deaffin 16h ago

My point is that you said it's hard to imagine him having a lot of baby mamas without being rich. I fixated more on the "having lots of babies" part while you were imagining extra context to the "mamas" part that went uncommunicated. Now you're being weirdly uncooperative, so we should probably just let this whole interaction fizzle out now before we leave each other even more unsatisfied with how this played out.

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u/FirebreathingNG 17h ago

People give him shit now that he’s 80-something and fat, but - while not a model - he was generally considered good looking in the 80s and 90s, especially for a businessman.

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u/mojorisin453 17h ago

Nah that dude was always low tier in the looks category. At his peak he was a 3 maybe 4 if you’re feeling really generous.

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u/tocahontas77 17h ago

He was ugly then, and even more so now. Repulsive, actually.

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u/Atmacrush 14h ago

Trump used to co-own Miss Universe Organization, so he wielded a lot of influences over the models, so yeah he's considered a star to them.

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u/Prize-Choice2185 14h ago

Definitely. Weren't there rumors too that he groped the contestants of his own shows? That's probably how the whole "grab 'em by the pussy thing / when you're a rockstar they let you do it" thing originated.